Ladies and gentlemen: we did it

imagine I asked someone to “water my plants” while away and when they got here it was just this tiny little guy

if you want to practice for an apocalyptic scenario just go to Costco between the hours of 5pm-7pm

Day 3 of Thanksgiving leftovers is so chaotic. Gloves just all the way off. Absolute debauchery going on.

I just wrapped some macaroni and cheese & collard greens in some turkey skin and ate it like a taco.

sometimes I daydream that my apartment is actually a little house that I own on 5 acres of land and imagine how I would add on to the house/property - sunroom for all my plants, an additional bedroom, large laundry room off back door, what the barn would look like or how big the garden would be etc.

my dad is so deaf that I always have to project like I’m on stage unmiked when speaking to him or around him so he can hear, by the end of the night/occasion I’m literally vocally exhausted

I’ve re-fallen in love with doritos ranch chips… can’t get enough of them…

edging (holding in my poop while i drink my morning coffee)

i hate when my stomach growls... just eat the fat oh my god

therapist doesn’t seem to like when I try to be funny, unamused by my attempts to cast my deflection spells… it’s okay it’s his job

having some chardonnay, watching disclaimer, trying to decide if I should be abroad (London, maybe Dublin) on inauguration day (my birthday) or here in los angeles uncomfortable with everyone else except more uncomfortable than most (because it’s my birthday)

it’s incredible how much meal potential you have if you just take a good look at your kitchen/fridge

Since moving here from the hellscape that is X, my feed is somehow now full of posts about how awesome libraries are and I am HERE FOR IT! Support your local libraries, they provide a warm space safe for everyone and the free gift of knowledge!

love the new IOS 18 update tbh

Everyone on this site has a library card