Hell, yeah! Frak the toasters!

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I fear that would be misleading.

Can you imagine how bad your reputation for tedium has to be that I, a trade and dungeons and dragons nerd, feel confident enough to public dunk on you for it?

“- those pecorino biscuits that go well with gin” ?

Sold!

This is brilliant. I'm so grateful for this testimony. I've transcribed it to use in letters I'm writing. Sharing the full transcription here (see alt text to copy/paste it):

It doesn't always cover itself in glory but one thing the American legal profession has going for it is most of them have seen Judgment at Nuremberg.

Jeffrey Epstein operated within a world that he cannot be credited with creating and which endures after his death.

I thought Warhammer Fantasy Role-Play was vastly improved when they bolted some metacurrencies onto a grimly perilous (that is, swingy and brutal) rules framework.

“If you weren’t a protagonist, you’d be growing tentacles / an eviscerated corpse by now” is a neat message, when you think about it…

Epstein 🤝 Rowling
Constantly thinking of children’s genitals.