Ste Mooney
@mooneytunes.bsky.social
"An absolute bollock of a man"
Hey. Remember when my hob died? Well guess what happened to my toilet? Merry fucking Christmas y'all!
December 23, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Hey. Remember when my hob died? Well guess what happened to my toilet? Merry fucking Christmas y'all!
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this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.
December 15, 2025 at 8:18 PM
this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.
I found a piece of slate while I was looking for some WD40, so I turned it into a starter from a slightly pretentious restaurant from the early 2010s.
It's sardines on toast with horseradish cream and a bit of cress, so it cost about 12p to make, but will charge about £14.50.
It's sardines on toast with horseradish cream and a bit of cress, so it cost about 12p to make, but will charge about £14.50.
December 16, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I found a piece of slate while I was looking for some WD40, so I turned it into a starter from a slightly pretentious restaurant from the early 2010s.
It's sardines on toast with horseradish cream and a bit of cress, so it cost about 12p to make, but will charge about £14.50.
It's sardines on toast with horseradish cream and a bit of cress, so it cost about 12p to make, but will charge about £14.50.
The boy is going to scouts tonight. Scouts have sent out a message asking if we can bring Nerf guns, and asking us to bring spares for those who don't have one. This WILL end badly.
December 12, 2025 at 6:50 PM
The boy is going to scouts tonight. Scouts have sent out a message asking if we can bring Nerf guns, and asking us to bring spares for those who don't have one. This WILL end badly.
We need to bring back bartering as a way of obtaining goods. I like the idea of being at the till at Lidl and saying "I'll take these Chicken Kievs, and in exchange I'll paint the skirting boards"
December 11, 2025 at 12:16 AM
We need to bring back bartering as a way of obtaining goods. I like the idea of being at the till at Lidl and saying "I'll take these Chicken Kievs, and in exchange I'll paint the skirting boards"
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The boy was telling me about some inclusionary lessons that the school have done recently. He chose German. As a part of these lessons, they played some German music. He played for me a nice German pop song. Then Du Has by Rammstein. I didn't see Rammstein coming.
November 28, 2025 at 10:41 PM
The boy was telling me about some inclusionary lessons that the school have done recently. He chose German. As a part of these lessons, they played some German music. He played for me a nice German pop song. Then Du Has by Rammstein. I didn't see Rammstein coming.
Evri are fucking pricks. This should have been a T-shirt.
November 28, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Evri are fucking pricks. This should have been a T-shirt.
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"The cat scratched my groin when he saw that woman from Strictly"
"Claudia Winkleman?"
"No, man, but it was close"
"Claudia Winkleman?"
"No, man, but it was close"
November 15, 2025 at 6:57 PM
"The cat scratched my groin when he saw that woman from Strictly"
"Claudia Winkleman?"
"No, man, but it was close"
"Claudia Winkleman?"
"No, man, but it was close"
I had a nap earlier, and dreamt that I never sold my first ever car, I borrowed it to someone who lives in Bolton and didn't use it anymore. It started first time and I drove it home, I just needed to insure it and take care of some rust. I was sad when I woke up. I miss that Peugeot 106.
November 15, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I had a nap earlier, and dreamt that I never sold my first ever car, I borrowed it to someone who lives in Bolton and didn't use it anymore. It started first time and I drove it home, I just needed to insure it and take care of some rust. I was sad when I woke up. I miss that Peugeot 106.
I've just realised that the King's name in Spanish is "Rey Charles"
November 13, 2025 at 7:53 AM
I've just realised that the King's name in Spanish is "Rey Charles"
You know that thing where you chop chilli's and rub your eye? Makes you feel like an idiot every time. It still burns.
November 8, 2025 at 7:24 PM
You know that thing where you chop chilli's and rub your eye? Makes you feel like an idiot every time. It still burns.
Now that Andrew isn't a Prince anymore, there is a position open for a replacement. My suggestion is David Attenborough.
Let's face it, he wouldn't actually have to do anything other than be flown around the planet, and he's doing that anyway. And he would do a better job by simply not being a nonce
Let's face it, he wouldn't actually have to do anything other than be flown around the planet, and he's doing that anyway. And he would do a better job by simply not being a nonce
November 1, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Now that Andrew isn't a Prince anymore, there is a position open for a replacement. My suggestion is David Attenborough.
Let's face it, he wouldn't actually have to do anything other than be flown around the planet, and he's doing that anyway. And he would do a better job by simply not being a nonce
Let's face it, he wouldn't actually have to do anything other than be flown around the planet, and he's doing that anyway. And he would do a better job by simply not being a nonce
This year for Halloween, I've dressed up as a tired grumpy old bastard who's just got home from work and is tired of this shit already.
October 31, 2025 at 6:26 PM
This year for Halloween, I've dressed up as a tired grumpy old bastard who's just got home from work and is tired of this shit already.
Was putting a white tent and police tape out on my front lawn a bit too much? Because we're not getting any trick-or-treaters tonight.
October 31, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Was putting a white tent and police tape out on my front lawn a bit too much? Because we're not getting any trick-or-treaters tonight.
The boy and 3/4 of his school friends regularly group chat on WhatsApp. On loudspeaker. Very loudly. It's a mix of boys and girls. The boy and a girl clearly have a crush on each other. The awkwardness is excruciating yet hilarious. And the piss taking from the rest is relentless. I fucking love it.
October 26, 2025 at 12:45 PM
The boy and 3/4 of his school friends regularly group chat on WhatsApp. On loudspeaker. Very loudly. It's a mix of boys and girls. The boy and a girl clearly have a crush on each other. The awkwardness is excruciating yet hilarious. And the piss taking from the rest is relentless. I fucking love it.
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Having to explain why the N word is bad to a colleague wasn't on my list of things I expected to do today, but that's a thing that happened.
I think I'm done with this company. It's too stupid in its entirety.
I think I'm done with this company. It's too stupid in its entirety.
October 23, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Having to explain why the N word is bad to a colleague wasn't on my list of things I expected to do today, but that's a thing that happened.
I think I'm done with this company. It's too stupid in its entirety.
I think I'm done with this company. It's too stupid in its entirety.
I put the heating on earlier because I'm a delicate little boy. I then jumped in the bath, that I have at a bajillion degrees hot. Now my entire house is a mega-fuck-zillion degrees hot, so the windows are open so it can cool down before the boy gets home from Scouts.
October 17, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I put the heating on earlier because I'm a delicate little boy. I then jumped in the bath, that I have at a bajillion degrees hot. Now my entire house is a mega-fuck-zillion degrees hot, so the windows are open so it can cool down before the boy gets home from Scouts.
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Also - Mark E Smith never fashioned ONE marquee
October 15, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Also - Mark E Smith never fashioned ONE marquee
I woke up this morning with Waterfall by TLC stuck in my head. I don't know why. I've not heard it in ages, and I don't particularly like it
October 14, 2025 at 7:07 AM
I woke up this morning with Waterfall by TLC stuck in my head. I don't know why. I've not heard it in ages, and I don't particularly like it
Today has marked the triumphant return of #OfficeAlbum. Today's offering is Yours Truly, Angry Mob by The Kaiser Chiefs
October 10, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Today has marked the triumphant return of #OfficeAlbum. Today's offering is Yours Truly, Angry Mob by The Kaiser Chiefs
So, the boy has been given a trumpet by his school today. I have already threatened to fart down it.
October 7, 2025 at 6:43 PM
So, the boy has been given a trumpet by his school today. I have already threatened to fart down it.