Malvey
@mooseaka.bsky.social
f/k/a Critical Bob Ross Theory on that other site
Reposted by Malvey
Reporter: How do you feel after that collision in the 4th quarter?
VJ [in most monotonous voice imaginable]: I don’t need to worry about collisions any more
Report #2: What do you mean?
VJ: Thanks to my coverage with Cure auto insurance, all collisions are covered
[Awkward laughter]
VJ [in most monotonous voice imaginable]: I don’t need to worry about collisions any more
Report #2: What do you mean?
VJ: Thanks to my coverage with Cure auto insurance, all collisions are covered
[Awkward laughter]
December 31, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Reporter: How do you feel after that collision in the 4th quarter?
VJ [in most monotonous voice imaginable]: I don’t need to worry about collisions any more
Report #2: What do you mean?
VJ: Thanks to my coverage with Cure auto insurance, all collisions are covered
[Awkward laughter]
VJ [in most monotonous voice imaginable]: I don’t need to worry about collisions any more
Report #2: What do you mean?
VJ: Thanks to my coverage with Cure auto insurance, all collisions are covered
[Awkward laughter]
Reporter: How do you feel after that collision in the 4th quarter?
VJ [in most monotonous voice imaginable]: I don’t need to worry about collisions any more
Report #2: What do you mean?
VJ: Thanks to my coverage with Cure auto insurance, all collisions are covered
[Awkward laughter]
VJ [in most monotonous voice imaginable]: I don’t need to worry about collisions any more
Report #2: What do you mean?
VJ: Thanks to my coverage with Cure auto insurance, all collisions are covered
[Awkward laughter]
December 31, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Reporter: How do you feel after that collision in the 4th quarter?
VJ [in most monotonous voice imaginable]: I don’t need to worry about collisions any more
Report #2: What do you mean?
VJ: Thanks to my coverage with Cure auto insurance, all collisions are covered
[Awkward laughter]
VJ [in most monotonous voice imaginable]: I don’t need to worry about collisions any more
Report #2: What do you mean?
VJ: Thanks to my coverage with Cure auto insurance, all collisions are covered
[Awkward laughter]
Yes. The weather will make it taste even better.
December 30, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Yes. The weather will make it taste even better.
I've been watching them since Randall and this take is 100% correct.
December 29, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I've been watching them since Randall and this take is 100% correct.
Nice job. I just deposited $25 in BlueskyBucks into your account
December 25, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Nice job. I just deposited $25 in BlueskyBucks into your account
I just watched it again on YouTube. The goalie was cross checking Scott Hartnell the moment it slid past him. Hilarious
December 25, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I just watched it again on YouTube. The goalie was cross checking Scott Hartnell the moment it slid past him. Hilarious
Haven’t seen him here so I’ll make this a Quizzo: Who scored the only Flyers goal in the 2010 Winter Classic?
December 25, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Haven’t seen him here so I’ll make this a Quizzo: Who scored the only Flyers goal in the 2010 Winter Classic?
Santa lives in a rancher.
December 17, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Santa lives in a rancher.
This is the first time I’ve actively wanted something to actually be AI
December 11, 2025 at 6:32 PM
This is the first time I’ve actively wanted something to actually be AI
Haven’t seen this consistent level of play game after game in years. Amazed at how well Toch has them playing almost every night.
December 10, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Haven’t seen this consistent level of play game after game in years. Amazed at how well Toch has them playing almost every night.
Just had same reaction. They look like they belong on the same ice as the Ave’s.
December 7, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Just had same reaction. They look like they belong on the same ice as the Ave’s.
Minas Tirith, photographed from the Pelennor Fields (credit Getty Imagas)
December 7, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Minas Tirith, photographed from the Pelennor Fields (credit Getty Imagas)
Tourists love it, but sometimes I want to enjoy my Po' Boy at Parc and not have people throwing beads at me.
December 6, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Tourists love it, but sometimes I want to enjoy my Po' Boy at Parc and not have people throwing beads at me.
Legit Christmas movie
December 5, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Legit Christmas movie
I think I screwed up and didn't go through your page, but I still granted a wish thanks to your awesome efforts to spread the word.
www.onesimplewish.org/wish/view-wi...
www.onesimplewish.org/wish/view-wi...
Dinah's wish came true! Check it out here.
A walking pad for Dinah & For Dinah, staying active isn’t just about fitness—it’s about mental clarity, emotional balance, and feeling strong every day. Having a walking treadmill in her apartment wou...
www.onesimplewish.org
December 3, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I think I screwed up and didn't go through your page, but I still granted a wish thanks to your awesome efforts to spread the word.
www.onesimplewish.org/wish/view-wi...
www.onesimplewish.org/wish/view-wi...
I'm hearing mangos are the salmon of fruit
November 26, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I'm hearing mangos are the salmon of fruit
SSX Tricky or SSX 3, but frankly I would buy an un-remastered version if they ever ported it to PS5. I've considered buying an Xbox just SOLELY to get their version of SSX 3
November 26, 2025 at 4:12 PM
SSX Tricky or SSX 3, but frankly I would buy an un-remastered version if they ever ported it to PS5. I've considered buying an Xbox just SOLELY to get their version of SSX 3
