Reporter: How do you feel after that collision in the 4th quarter?

VJ [in most monotonous voice imaginable]: I don’t need to worry about collisions any more

Report #2: What do you mean?

VJ: Thanks to my coverage with Cure auto insurance, all collisions are covered

[Awkward laughter]

“how many days of Christmas are there?”

The 4000 callers to WIP and the Fanatic since Monday got their wish and the Eagles are putting in Tanner McKee

Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.

The original definition of "factoid" was "a piece of information that becomes accepted as a fact even though it is not actually true" but it is most commonly used to refer to a piece of trivial information. Thus the currently accepted definition of factoid is, in itself, a factoid.

Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!

If you are a Phillie whose name ends in er gonna need you to wake up

Dak Tuah

John Kruk Visits The Franklin Institute

Twins ig page looks like their team plane crashed.

“Andrei, you've lost ANOTHER fighter jet?”

The Trump administration is obviously making a lot of stupid financial decisions these days, but the collaboration between the IRS and ICE is one that is going to going to cost the US billions in tax revenue for many years to come.

Why is this a problem?

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