Malvey
@mooseaka.bsky.social
f/k/a Critical Bob Ross Theory on that other site
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no eres mis casa bonita
no eres mis esposa bonita
no eres mis esposa bonita
February 9, 2026 at 1:33 AM
no eres mis casa bonita
no eres mis esposa bonita
no eres mis esposa bonita
Why do they even bother letting an AFC team play in the Super Bowl? They can’t score until the 4tg quarter.
February 9, 2026 at 2:12 AM
Why do they even bother letting an AFC team play in the Super Bowl? They can’t score until the 4tg quarter.
Admit it. Who wouldn’t want to see the Eagles beating the Chiefs 24-0 right now over this?
February 9, 2026 at 12:36 AM
Admit it. Who wouldn’t want to see the Eagles beating the Chiefs 24-0 right now over this?
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It's so fucking good I had to find it. web.archive.org/web/20131012...
Fifty Shades of Orange
Tons of steamy fan fiction with various Flyers as leading men gives new meaning to
web.archive.org
January 29, 2026 at 1:12 AM
It's so fucking good I had to find it. web.archive.org/web/20131012...
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SAURON: build me an army worthy of mordor
SARUMAN: so a buncha big beefcakes
SAURON: well no that’s not wh
SARUMAN: drop everything, boys! we’re buildin beefcakes!
SAURON:
SARUMAN: massive damp guys comin right up! beefy dudes!
SARUMAN: so a buncha big beefcakes
SAURON: well no that’s not wh
SARUMAN: drop everything, boys! we’re buildin beefcakes!
SAURON:
SARUMAN: massive damp guys comin right up! beefy dudes!
January 25, 2026 at 4:33 PM
SAURON: build me an army worthy of mordor
SARUMAN: so a buncha big beefcakes
SAURON: well no that’s not wh
SARUMAN: drop everything, boys! we’re buildin beefcakes!
SAURON:
SARUMAN: massive damp guys comin right up! beefy dudes!
SARUMAN: so a buncha big beefcakes
SAURON: well no that’s not wh
SARUMAN: drop everything, boys! we’re buildin beefcakes!
SAURON:
SARUMAN: massive damp guys comin right up! beefy dudes!
Reminder: the Trump nightmare began a few days after the Cubs won the World Series. A Bears Super Bowl win would close the portal to hell.
January 19, 2026 at 2:52 AM
Reminder: the Trump nightmare began a few days after the Cubs won the World Series. A Bears Super Bowl win would close the portal to hell.
I have receipts for everyone who wanted McKee to start after the Chargers game
January 5, 2026 at 12:27 AM
I have receipts for everyone who wanted McKee to start after the Chargers game
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Reporter: How do you feel after that collision in the 4th quarter?
VJ [in most monotonous voice imaginable]: I don’t need to worry about collisions any more
Report #2: What do you mean?
VJ: Thanks to my coverage with Cure auto insurance, all collisions are covered
[Awkward laughter]
VJ [in most monotonous voice imaginable]: I don’t need to worry about collisions any more
Report #2: What do you mean?
VJ: Thanks to my coverage with Cure auto insurance, all collisions are covered
[Awkward laughter]
December 31, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Reporter: How do you feel after that collision in the 4th quarter?
VJ [in most monotonous voice imaginable]: I don’t need to worry about collisions any more
Report #2: What do you mean?
VJ: Thanks to my coverage with Cure auto insurance, all collisions are covered
[Awkward laughter]
VJ [in most monotonous voice imaginable]: I don’t need to worry about collisions any more
Report #2: What do you mean?
VJ: Thanks to my coverage with Cure auto insurance, all collisions are covered
[Awkward laughter]
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“how many days of Christmas are there?”
December 18, 2025 at 3:24 PM
“how many days of Christmas are there?”
The 4000 callers to WIP and the Fanatic since Monday got their wish and the Eagles are putting in Tanner McKee
December 14, 2025 at 8:11 PM
The 4000 callers to WIP and the Fanatic since Monday got their wish and the Eagles are putting in Tanner McKee
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Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
December 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
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The original definition of "factoid" was "a piece of information that becomes accepted as a fact even though it is not actually true" but it is most commonly used to refer to a piece of trivial information. Thus the currently accepted definition of factoid is, in itself, a factoid.
November 21, 2025 at 4:38 PM
The original definition of "factoid" was "a piece of information that becomes accepted as a fact even though it is not actually true" but it is most commonly used to refer to a piece of trivial information. Thus the currently accepted definition of factoid is, in itself, a factoid.
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Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!
October 22, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!
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If you are a Phillie whose name ends in er gonna need you to wake up
October 6, 2025 at 10:23 PM
If you are a Phillie whose name ends in er gonna need you to wake up
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John Kruk Visits The Franklin Institute
August 5, 2025 at 3:55 AM
John Kruk Visits The Franklin Institute
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Twins ig page looks like their team plane crashed.
July 31, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Twins ig page looks like their team plane crashed.
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“Andrei, you've lost ANOTHER fighter jet?”
May 7, 2025 at 1:19 AM
“Andrei, you've lost ANOTHER fighter jet?”
The Trump administration is obviously making a lot of stupid financial decisions these days, but the collaboration between the IRS and ICE is one that is going to going to cost the US billions in tax revenue for many years to come.
Why is this a problem?
(1/x)
Why is this a problem?
(1/x)
April 8, 2025 at 2:11 PM
The Trump administration is obviously making a lot of stupid financial decisions these days, but the collaboration between the IRS and ICE is one that is going to going to cost the US billions in tax revenue for many years to come.
Why is this a problem?
(1/x)
Why is this a problem?
(1/x)
