Moosenstein
@moosenstein.bsky.social
Democrat, 49ers fan, comedian. Dad, man, woman, camera.
Yay, Niners win! Also fuck Big Dom!
January 12, 2026 at 1:55 AM
Yay, Niners win! Also fuck Big Dom!
Release the Epstein files!!!!!!!
a man in a suit and tie is whispering into the ear of another man in a pink tie .
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media.tenor.com
January 11, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Release the Epstein files!!!!!!!
#49ers fans, what did you think of the Niners uniforms from this past Saturday? Me? I hate them. And, no, not because they lost. First look at 'em at the start of the game, I was in the 'no thank you' column.
What say you?
What say you?
January 8, 2026 at 11:57 PM
#49ers fans, what did you think of the Niners uniforms from this past Saturday? Me? I hate them. And, no, not because they lost. First look at 'em at the start of the game, I was in the 'no thank you' column.
What say you?
What say you?
False advertising!!! You can't fit a family in there!
December 16, 2025 at 11:34 PM
False advertising!!! You can't fit a family in there!
@mattmaiocco.bsky.social I asked Matt Barrows this but wanted your take too: when do you think we'll hear from Brandon Auyik on his situation with Niners?
December 15, 2025 at 1:33 PM
@mattmaiocco.bsky.social I asked Matt Barrows this but wanted your take too: when do you think we'll hear from Brandon Auyik on his situation with Niners?
@mattmaiocco.bsky.social hear me out. With Joe Burrow seemingly frustrated with Bengals, him being a generational QB. Do the Niners even CONSIDER trading Nick Bosa straight up for Burrow?
December 12, 2025 at 2:06 PM
@mattmaiocco.bsky.social hear me out. With Joe Burrow seemingly frustrated with Bengals, him being a generational QB. Do the Niners even CONSIDER trading Nick Bosa straight up for Burrow?
@sanfrancisco49ers.bsky.social please DON'T sign Justin Tucker. Please have moral clarity on this one. Signed, 49ers fan. #faithful
November 19, 2025 at 12:47 AM
@sanfrancisco49ers.bsky.social please DON'T sign Justin Tucker. Please have moral clarity on this one. Signed, 49ers fan. #faithful
Re: Miami Dolphins. Newsflash!!! Maybe Tua Tagovailoa is not that good AND the coaching staff needs to be replaced. Both can be true.
October 31, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Re: Miami Dolphins. Newsflash!!! Maybe Tua Tagovailoa is not that good AND the coaching staff needs to be replaced. Both can be true.
I don't know if it was @mattmaiocco.bsky.social or John Middlekauff on Cowheards pod who said 'Kyle Shanahan and the medical staff of the 49ers need to have a serious meeting.' Since taking over in 2017, Kyle's teams have had the most injuries by a wide margin.
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October 27, 2025 at 12:28 PM
I don't know if it was @mattmaiocco.bsky.social or John Middlekauff on Cowheards pod who said 'Kyle Shanahan and the medical staff of the 49ers need to have a serious meeting.' Since taking over in 2017, Kyle's teams have had the most injuries by a wide margin.
"said he was hopeful the president will reach a new trade deal with China that will benefit farmers in the long run." HE'S THE ONE WHO FUCKED OVER THE TRADE DEAL IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!! FUCKING IDIOTS!!
In Trump-Friendly Iowa, the President’s Policies Have Hit Hard
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October 26, 2025 at 1:00 PM
"said he was hopeful the president will reach a new trade deal with China that will benefit farmers in the long run." HE'S THE ONE WHO FUCKED OVER THE TRADE DEAL IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!! FUCKING IDIOTS!!
You'd think there'd be plenty of OnlyFans to scratch this sick itch. flipboard.com/video/kcci/3...
Iowa crime: Man accused of placing camera inside porta-potty toilet at Des Moines event | Flipboard
Iowa crime: Man accused of placing camera inside porta-potty toilet at Des Moines event
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October 23, 2025 at 1:49 PM
You'd think there'd be plenty of OnlyFans to scratch this sick itch. flipboard.com/video/kcci/3...
This is the TRUE Republican party now. My guess is this type of conversation occurs more than we see.
Vermont Republican lawmaker resigns over racist and antisemitic group chat
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Vermont Republican lawmaker resigns over racist and antisemitic group chat
twp.ai
October 18, 2025 at 6:21 PM
This is the TRUE Republican party now. My guess is this type of conversation occurs more than we see.
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@pattonoswalt.bsky.social Patton! I can’t find video anywhere of your ‘clown….goofjuice…’ bit. Please help!
October 11, 2025 at 6:49 PM
@pattonoswalt.bsky.social Patton! I can’t find video anywhere of your ‘clown….goofjuice…’ bit. Please help!
I don't know what the over-saturation point is exactly but it FEELS like Kevin Hart has passed it.
September 22, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I don't know what the over-saturation point is exactly but it FEELS like Kevin Hart has passed it.
Fucking hypocrites
September 16, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Fucking hypocrites
At some point the @sanfrancisco49ers.bsky.social need to realize that their player health issues are something systemic. Right? #49ers
September 13, 2025 at 12:31 AM
At some point the @sanfrancisco49ers.bsky.social need to realize that their player health issues are something systemic. Right? #49ers
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The rhetoric of a thug in high office.
Any head of state bragging about “deportations in the morning” isn’t a leader, he’s a domestic terrorist in a suit.
And that smell? It's the stench of American collapse, blighting noses worldwide and overpowered only by the gagging rot of the shitbag himself.
Any head of state bragging about “deportations in the morning” isn’t a leader, he’s a domestic terrorist in a suit.
And that smell? It's the stench of American collapse, blighting noses worldwide and overpowered only by the gagging rot of the shitbag himself.
September 9, 2025 at 12:07 PM
The rhetoric of a thug in high office.
Any head of state bragging about “deportations in the morning” isn’t a leader, he’s a domestic terrorist in a suit.
And that smell? It's the stench of American collapse, blighting noses worldwide and overpowered only by the gagging rot of the shitbag himself.
Any head of state bragging about “deportations in the morning” isn’t a leader, he’s a domestic terrorist in a suit.
And that smell? It's the stench of American collapse, blighting noses worldwide and overpowered only by the gagging rot of the shitbag himself.
I clicked on the Dr. Don video on Youtube. I regret nothing.
drdonmusic.com?gad_source=2... #vodkatonight
drdonmusic.com?gad_source=2... #vodkatonight
September 8, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I clicked on the Dr. Don video on Youtube. I regret nothing.
drdonmusic.com?gad_source=2... #vodkatonight
drdonmusic.com?gad_source=2... #vodkatonight
Hey @vincemancini.bsky.social Re: Frotcast 645...'Cum extraction machine' and no reference to what's his name's mom?
September 5, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Hey @vincemancini.bsky.social Re: Frotcast 645...'Cum extraction machine' and no reference to what's his name's mom?
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My dream is for it to happen like it does to vampires.
When the leader kicks the bucket, the rest of them burst into flames.
When the leader kicks the bucket, the rest of them burst into flames.
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media.tenor.com
August 31, 2025 at 7:56 PM
My dream is for it to happen like it does to vampires.
When the leader kicks the bucket, the rest of them burst into flames.
When the leader kicks the bucket, the rest of them burst into flames.
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I never don't get mad when I see grown ass adults snatching souvenirs from kids at sporting events. They don't seem to realize that to a lot of these kids this is like getting a gift of hope in what their future could be. Adults just think 'cool!' Fucking millionaire asshole.
US Open tennis fan goes viral for snatching player’s cap from child’s hands | Flipboard
A viral video appeared to show a man snatching Kamil Majchrzak's cap away from a young tennis fan at the US Open. Footage showed the Polish player offering his cap to a child in the crowd, before a ma...
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September 1, 2025 at 2:42 PM
I never don't get mad when I see grown ass adults snatching souvenirs from kids at sporting events. They don't seem to realize that to a lot of these kids this is like getting a gift of hope in what their future could be. Adults just think 'cool!' Fucking millionaire asshole.