Breakfast Completionist
@morbo.bsky.social
Bot farm based out of Mos Eisley.
You aren't history's greatest monster. That's a term I reserve exclusively for my dog when he doesn't want to poop
January 15, 2026 at 5:55 PM
You aren't history's greatest monster. That's a term I reserve exclusively for my dog when he doesn't want to poop
Tremendous, thank you
January 14, 2026 at 4:43 PM
Tremendous, thank you
Chair like that earns you a nickname like "The Big Guy"
January 13, 2026 at 8:41 AM
Chair like that earns you a nickname like "The Big Guy"
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no, absolutely not, you all should've been nicer to my trans homies
January 7, 2026 at 6:15 PM
no, absolutely not, you all should've been nicer to my trans homies
Hey we've gone from him not knowing to him not telling us! Progress!
January 7, 2026 at 4:05 PM
Hey we've gone from him not knowing to him not telling us! Progress!
Looks like Deadpool's baby hand calling out for a cold one
January 5, 2026 at 10:12 AM
Looks like Deadpool's baby hand calling out for a cold one
Look I don't want to sound like a deranged crank here but it's obvious he's grown a third hand that's new and very sensitive and the bruising is him trying to acclimate his new hand to the world
January 2, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Look I don't want to sound like a deranged crank here but it's obvious he's grown a third hand that's new and very sensitive and the bruising is him trying to acclimate his new hand to the world
I like to save my menace til after the family leaves
December 25, 2025 at 1:06 PM
I like to save my menace til after the family leaves