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morbo.bsky.social
Breakfast Completionist
@morbo.bsky.social
Bot farm based out of Mos Eisley.
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January 14, 2026 at 8:25 PM
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Numerous Teams Express Interest In Aaron Rodgers Playing Elsewhere
Numerous Teams Express Interest In Aaron Rodgers Playing Elsewhere
NEW YORK—Leaping at the opportunity to make their intentions clear, numerous NFL front offices expressed interest this week in quarterback Aaron Rodgers playing elsewhere, sources confirmed Tuesday. “...
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January 13, 2026 at 4:28 AM
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living in a world where the only two jobs are “gambling” and “murder” isn’t nearly as cool as Cowboy Bebop made it out to be
January 12, 2026 at 3:47 PM
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I now firmly believe Trump’s handlers are constantly showing him AI slop content - created to support those handlers own individual, often-clashing agendas.

GenAI companies have created Grima Wormtongue as a service.
January 8, 2026 at 4:17 PM
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a few thoughts youtu.be/lERS4kJIQR8
Abolish ICE
YouTube video by Takes™ by Jamelle Bouie
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January 8, 2026 at 1:42 AM
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no, absolutely not, you all should've been nicer to my trans homies
January 7, 2026 at 6:15 PM
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The Moment We Lost The Plot talkingpointsmemo.com/news/the-mom...
The Moment We Lost The Plot
It has never been easy for me to write about January 6. ...
talkingpointsmemo.com
January 6, 2026 at 8:23 PM
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trying to eat soup in the shower would be a nightmare, you'd be in there forever. you'd get so full.
January 4, 2026 at 4:03 AM
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Happy Boxing Day to all those who celebrate!!
December 26, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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Holiday week on the road ❄️
December 24, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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Drake Maye on the #Patriots turnaround:

“It’s top down. I think it’s Coach Vrabel coming in here, it’s the coaching staff he hired, it’s the guys buying in and believing in what we do. And that’s the biggest thing… I just love a lot of guys in that locker room.”
December 22, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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This is the story Bari Weiss apparently doesn't want you to hear.

Trump has been sending people to the camps. talkingpointsmemo.com/where-things...
Trump Is Sending People To The Camps
“More than a prison, El Salvador’s CECOT has many if not all...
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December 22, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Back in my day you could get six penii for a nickel, but that was before Joe Biden's Dickflation
Dr Oz: "The creation of a penis costs on average in America $150,000 per child ... if you add testicles, that's extra"
December 18, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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December 16, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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Every time a young person dies in a school shooting a Heritage Institute intern gets their pocket square
Trump on the shooting at Brown University: “Things can happen”
December 15, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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Bring the ⚡️ tomorrow
December 13, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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this fact is the definitive judgment on kirk's life
December 12, 2025 at 6:10 PM
apnews.com/article/ai-c...
People say that AI is a bubble and they're investing all this money and nothing has come from it yet, but I say look at how good AI has gotten at driving the mentally ill off a cliff. Humans just can't produce like this
Open AI, Microsoft face lawsuit over ChatGPT's alleged role in Connecticut murder-suicide
The heirs of an 83-year-old Connecticut woman are suing ChatGPT maker OpenAI and its business partner Microsoft for wrongful death.
apnews.com
December 12, 2025 at 11:53 AM
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THE SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE SKIPPED A GANG OF EIGHT MEETING????!!!!
Mike Johnson on video of the second September 2 strike: "My admission here is I was not in the Gang of 8 briefing yesterday because we were working on the healthcare stuff"
December 10, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Federal Bureau of Drunk Girl Uber
FBI Director Kash Patel has — on more than one occasion — ordered that the security detail protecting his girlfriend escort one of her allegedly inebriated friends home after a night of partying in Nashville www.ms.now/news/kash-pa...
Kash Patel ordered FBI detail to give girlfriend’s pal a lift home: sources
FBI agents have grown increasingly concerned by Patel’s use of the bureau’s strapped resource.
www.ms.now
December 5, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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File under "charts that need no explanatory context to make the story clear" wapo.st/4iC8oCR
December 4, 2025 at 1:23 PM
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Trump just channeling his supporters' economic anxiety
Trump: "It’s a hellhole right now. And those Somalians should be out of here. They've destroyed our country. And all they do is complain, complain, complain. You have her. She’s always talking about the Constitution provides me with – go back to your own country and figure out your constitution."
December 4, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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I think part of What's Going On with billionaires is that the daily friction of interacting with normal people is part of what anchors people to the real world, and once you have enough money to buy your way out of the friction you can knock down a load-bearing column propping up your sanity.
December 3, 2025 at 8:10 PM