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TARIFFS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY

ALL CRYPTOCURRENCY BOOSTERS ARE VERMIN IN THE EYES OF MORBO
MORBO’S FINANCE PROFESSOR ONCE WARNED OUR CLASS ABOUT THE DANGERS OF PERSONAL EXPOSURE TO HOME OWNERSHIP IN GEOGRAPHIES DOMINATED BY SINGLE INDUSTRIES

THIS INSPIRED MORBO’S CLASSMATE ALF TO DIVERSIFY HIS INCOME STREAMS
October 17, 2025 at 9:32 PM
MORBO CONGRATULATES YOU ON BREAKING FREE OF THE CLUTCHES OF JEFF BEZOS
October 6, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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“INCORRECT” TARIFF CHARGES? MWAHAHAHAHA

PATHETIC AMERICAN SHOPPERS, YOUR PAIN HAS BARELY BEGUN

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this is like half of r/ups now
October 4, 2025 at 1:25 AM
“INCORRECT” TARIFF CHARGES? MWAHAHAHAHA

PATHETIC AMERICAN SHOPPERS, YOUR PAIN HAS BARELY BEGUN

bsky.app/profile/laur...
this is like half of r/ups now
October 4, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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TARIFFS PAYABLE ON DELIVERY

I WILL FEED SCOTT BESSENT TO MORBO’S GOOD FRIEND GODZILLA

bsky.app/profile/adam...
How bad are tariffs going?

I paid for $32 of shaving cream from Canada. Unique stuff I’ve used for years, nothing like it in US. Small family business.

UPS guy came to my door today with box and said I have to pay additional $120 before he can hand it to me.

That makes it 5x more expensive!!! 🤯
October 4, 2025 at 1:23 AM
TARIFFS PAYABLE ON DELIVERY

I WILL FEED SCOTT BESSENT TO MORBO’S GOOD FRIEND GODZILLA

bsky.app/profile/adam...
How bad are tariffs going?

I paid for $32 of shaving cream from Canada. Unique stuff I’ve used for years, nothing like it in US. Small family business.

UPS guy came to my door today with box and said I have to pay additional $120 before he can hand it to me.

That makes it 5x more expensive!!! 🤯
October 4, 2025 at 1:23 AM
THE TARIFF THREAD AWAKENS

MORBO MUST HAVE HIS SWEETS

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26% Kit Kat price increase ahead of Halloween?? Lord have mercy
September 10, 2025 at 3:53 AM
PLANET EXPRESS WOULD NEVER

TRANSMIT YOUR TARIFF INVOICES TO MORBO FOR INCLUSION IN THE TARIFF MEGATHREAD

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happened to a friend of mine too, got a bill from fedex for the tariff that they paid when they imported the furniture
July 12, 2025 at 5:08 AM
HOW DARE THE TARIFF MONSTERS ENLIST INNOCENT DELIVERY BOYS IN THEIR SCHEMES

GOING FORWARD, I WILL BE SMUGGLING EXCLUSIVELY WITH PLANET EXPRESS

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Doorbell just rang, it was the UPS guy...looking dejected. Had a package for me which is not unusual, but said he needed a *check or money order for $41.* Said that the tariffs were being passed along directly and I needed to write UPS a check (no Apple Pay or CC) today www.ups.com/us/en/shippi...
www.ups.com
July 7, 2025 at 7:54 PM
SON OF ERICK, REPENT AND ACCEPT YOUR PUNISHMENT

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July 2, 2025 at 7:33 PM