Dani Eorzea
@mordeshalchemist.bsky.social
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Likes MMOs, Farming Sims, Fantasy Fiction, and PnP (faves include Starfinder, Cyberpunk RED, Root, and Fabula Ultima). Profile pic by @catbatart.bsky.social
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leonardpierce.bsky.social
"I have to be able to destroy the environment to sell cars"

"I have to be able to employ slave labor to grow crops"

"I have to be able to steal IP from millions for my art theft robot to function"

Yeah well I have to be able to rob a bank to buy a house but only one of us will go to jail
mordeshalchemist.bsky.social
This is somehow both hilarious and the scariest horror movie I have ever seen
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scumbelievable.bsky.social
I've heard every "we have to hit them where it hurts" argument in the book, and none of them are beating the allegations that people just want to make fun of fat bodies.
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scumbelievable.bsky.social
You are telling every fat person in your life that they disgust you, that their bodies are comical or degenerate or useless. You are telling every fat person in your life you don't respect them.
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scumbelievable.bsky.social
Eight thousand iterations of this discourse later, there is no political utility in calling fascists fat. All you're doing is propping up the brutal hierarchy which lets people like them work up from deniable social torture to state violence.
mordeshalchemist.bsky.social
I missed my beautiful branch so much...
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colincarlson.bsky.social
There’s this story I sometimes tell about a Gifted & Talented thing I did as a kid, where all the kids knew that “Ring Around the Rosy” was about the plague but they didn’t know how to adjust for these other kids who knew that too, so a bunch of 6 year olds just stood in a circle telling each other
mordeshalchemist.bsky.social
www.youtube.com/shorts/jPqUI... Appreciate a Comedian offering both solid reasons why AI Data Centers are a bad thing to build and a solid call to action to combat a Data Center in his own backyard.
Manitowoc Minute Special Report: AI questions for policymakers
YouTube video by Charlie Berens
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wormbuxx.bsky.social
Now I’m falling asleep and she’s calling a cob
mordeshalchemist.bsky.social
Another weird Crowd Control thing: I went on a business trip to St. Louis once and the guy from the local office recommended the Toasted Ravioli to us and I assumed it was just something random on the menu he liked, but apparently it's the unique official food of St. Louis or something!
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cheflubu.bsky.social
Humans are cats, well, our bodies are
mordeshalchemist.bsky.social
That was a very Tumblr episode of Crowd Control tonight, whew
mordeshalchemist.bsky.social
Okay, this week's Crowd Control is the best for getting into Voltron fandrama alone. Even if no-one has uttered the world Klance (yet?)
mordeshalchemist.bsky.social
Also kind of gobsmacked with "bear with us we are a small team" as if they are an little indie software company and not part of one of the 3 massive companies hoovering up every last bit of cash left in the American Economy
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papapishu.bsky.social
If you're trying to remember your Urbans this rhyme helps:
If your Urban's in Lord of the Rings,
and not the one who croons and sings,
seek ye Karl swarthy and gruff,
and avoid Keith who is not tough.
mordeshalchemist.bsky.social
Man, it's weird as hell that we're on the verge of civil war and I still gotta go to bed so I can get up for work tomorrow
mordeshalchemist.bsky.social
(in her defense, I very much was a pendantic nerd back then)
mordeshalchemist.bsky.social
I remember that one! I argued in my senior high school government class that it was a silly and hypocritical proposition and one of the other students had a meltdown and and told me no-one liked me because I was a pendantic nerd???? Memories...
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whyareyoubuyingclothesatthesoup.store
tonight's AI discourse lightning round:

1. LLMs are not people and do not have rights; many real people's rights are being violated in the development and deployment of LLMs

2. if you're really attached to using fake slurs for robots you might want to examine why that is
mordeshalchemist.bsky.social
Like, Fuck LLMs, I hope OpenAI, Meta, and every other "All-in-on-AI" company crashes and burns sooner rather than later, but it is kinda unsettling how many people are gleefully saying "Clanker" with the Hard R. Giving real coded-word-for-a-slur-you-can't-say energy.
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discoelysiumbot.bsky.social
Are you... are you part of the *homo-sexual underground*?
mordeshalchemist.bsky.social
Yeah, I've started adding a bit of red wine vinegar to my cuban black beans and it makes such a huge difference, it makes me a little mad!
mordeshalchemist.bsky.social
The thing about cooking is while I do sometimes believes fine dining chefs and/or the youtube amateurs trying to emulate them can get too big for their britches, it's also 100% true that sometimes you need a little acid to cut through all that richness...