Jordan
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Jordan
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You know, the sky is bluer here. Linktr.ee/jrdnwilson
Cooking stream @ 12 see you there
June 10, 2025 at 3:21 PM
May 31, 2025 at 12:06 AM
THIS is your line?!
May 19, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Valid Boomer Crashout
May 19, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Just give me the normal version
May 18, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Nice try Chris Christie
May 18, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Nice try 🙄
May 17, 2025 at 4:09 PM
*shudder*
May 17, 2025 at 12:07 AM
He gotta let that sh*t go 😭
May 16, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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If I were a dem politician looking to betray some donors, I'd at the very least betray the corporate ones first.

Just sayin'
February 3, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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"The woke M&Ms have returned. The green M&M got her boots back but apparently is now a lesbian maybe? And there's also a plus-sized, obese, purple M&M. So we're gonna cover that...of course...because that's what we do."
January 24, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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Do you ever get the feeling that Earth gravity is...a bit much? Tripping and falling should not be as big of a deal as it is.
January 25, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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Check out these peaceful protesters on the day of love!
January 24, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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Ketamine is a hell of a drug.
January 20, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Clapper? More like Crapper, am I right?
January 19, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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again, i think the real news story here is that one of the president's close allies appears to suffer from paranoid delusions gizmodo.com/marc-andrees...
Marc Andreessen Seems to Think Hillary Clinton Was Actually President
The New York Times made a sneaky edit to its own transcript to make Andreessen sound more coherent.
gizmodo.com
January 18, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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i am watching clips from the hegseth hearings and it is a goddamn insult
to this country that this chucklefuck was even nominated
January 15, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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I've been trying to understand why I feel the particular flavor of distressed that I do right now. I think it's because we can no longer discuss the lessons we should be learning from any kind of disaster without the worst chucklefucks coming out of the woodwork to wreck everything.
January 12, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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every single one of these guys is an incel loser who thought that being rich would make them popular and well-liked and when it didn't happen they lost their minds even further
Rogan interview with Zuckerberg that dropped this morning is something to behold. basically him dumping years of anger at the media, the government, social discussion

clearly all pent up for years and now allowing himself to do it because of Trump coming to power

www.youtube.com/watch?v=7k1e...
Joe Rogan Experience #2255 - Mark Zuckerberg
YouTube video by PowerfulJRE
www.youtube.com
January 10, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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i don’t understand how, psychologically, a person gets to a place where they interpret sign language as some kind of attack or imposition on their life. like, what the fuck is wrong with you?
January 11, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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Have been on Bluesky quite a bit the last two days (for info & resources) & it’s not social media that’s broken. I think it’s us that’s broken now. I’ll post about places ppl can donate because LA is in bad shape & my replies are full of “ummmm sounds like somebody’s never heard of Pompeii.”
January 9, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I know the entire timeline is about the California fires, but they are incredibly bad right now. My gf’s sister found out her entire neighborhood, including where she lives, burned to the ground. She saved her dog but her cat escaped in the chaos, and everything else is gone, she has nothing left.
January 9, 2025 at 7:41 AM
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i’m kind of amazed at how this is just the crudest, most obvious n****rbaiting you can imagine. “the people you don’t like, yeah, they are responsible for everything bad.” and it works!
January 9, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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"Will pay any amount"
How about your taxes? Pay those.
January 8, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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are any of the “we support trump because he will keep us out of the wars” people talking about these plans to seize territory by force?
Trump says he plans to use "economic force" to make Canada a state
January 7, 2025 at 5:54 PM