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Cooking is lookmaxing for ingredients
December 25, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Cooking is lookmaxing for ingredients
My book, Canadian Canto, is mostly about the times I remember eating Kraft Dinner.
November 17, 2025 at 7:20 PM
My book, Canadian Canto, is mostly about the times I remember eating Kraft Dinner.
Tough day for folks with Epstein tattoos.
November 12, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Tough day for folks with Epstein tattoos.
Jared Leto is such a singular force in Hollywood. Every time he’s on-screen the audience can’t help but think, “How many people did he have locked up in his trailer during filming?”
Tron: Ares disappoints with opening weekend box office below even Jared Leto's Spider-Man universe flop Morbius. https://bit.ly/43d7wxV
October 16, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Jared Leto is such a singular force in Hollywood. Every time he’s on-screen the audience can’t help but think, “How many people did he have locked up in his trailer during filming?”
Detroit-style penis
October 4, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Detroit-style penis
all the comedians at the riyadh comedy festival getting pooed and peed on
September 28, 2025 at 6:13 PM
all the comedians at the riyadh comedy festival getting pooed and peed on
Medbed make hog bigger?
September 28, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Medbed make hog bigger?
Getting deep-sixed by your boss to move a PDF birthday card story out of the news.
September 11, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Getting deep-sixed by your boss to move a PDF birthday card story out of the news.
Sound off in the comments below
September 9, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Sound off in the comments below
Getting back into candy
August 27, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Getting back into candy
Stepping out to buy some corn cobs later
August 6, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Stepping out to buy some corn cobs later
If my kid doesn't have the mental resources to scheme and fool me by age 15, I've failed as a parent to give the life skills they need to survive.
I think kids should not be constantly watched by their parents all the time, with the amount of supervision decreasing as the kid ages.
Apparently some people find this bizarre and think that parents should know everything a 15 year old does.
Apparently some people find this bizarre and think that parents should know everything a 15 year old does.
July 31, 2025 at 2:17 PM
If my kid doesn't have the mental resources to scheme and fool me by age 15, I've failed as a parent to give the life skills they need to survive.
George lose all that Star Wars money on NFTs? Hahahah.
July 24, 2025 at 12:57 PM
George lose all that Star Wars money on NFTs? Hahahah.
It’s socks-off o’clock.
July 21, 2025 at 10:42 PM
It’s socks-off o’clock.
Heading to the store to buy hotdogs so I can make hotdogs to eat.
a cartoon cat named garfield is standing on his hind legs
ALT: a cartoon cat named garfield is standing on his hind legs
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July 17, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Heading to the store to buy hotdogs so I can make hotdogs to eat.
Going to the public pool to practice my karate.
July 5, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Going to the public pool to practice my karate.
Door knob nunchaku
July 3, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Door knob nunchaku
Going to be sick watching McDavid not win cups in Toronto
June 18, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Going to be sick watching McDavid not win cups in Toronto
How my life has changed after switching to an all pepperoni diet
June 2, 2025 at 5:22 PM
How my life has changed after switching to an all pepperoni diet
Golden Dome is what I’ll be getting in an assisted living facility situation
May 28, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Golden Dome is what I’ll be getting in an assisted living facility situation
Listen, I don’t own the puppy smashing factory. Nor do I put the puppies into the burlap sacks which hold them until my boss stomps them to a red paste. I just email the memo that details how many puppies got smashed. I’d appreciate it if people addressed me kindly.
Like, you can be mean to electeds, but when you’re doing that you’re also being mean to staffers and yeah I wouldn’t really want to open up a new communication channel on a new platform and put the effort in if it doesn’t pay off and you just get yelled at. There’s gotta be an ROI there.
May 27, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Listen, I don’t own the puppy smashing factory. Nor do I put the puppies into the burlap sacks which hold them until my boss stomps them to a red paste. I just email the memo that details how many puppies got smashed. I’d appreciate it if people addressed me kindly.
Toronto lost? Crazy.
May 19, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Toronto lost? Crazy.
I’m going to fuck up an Air Canada Bistro Hoisin Chicken Wrap as soon as the cart comes back around.
May 15, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I’m going to fuck up an Air Canada Bistro Hoisin Chicken Wrap as soon as the cart comes back around.
Finally saw Blade Runner 2049. Jared Leto is a terrifying, evil creep in it. He’s a terrifying, evil creep out of it too!
May 10, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Finally saw Blade Runner 2049. Jared Leto is a terrifying, evil creep in it. He’s a terrifying, evil creep out of it too!
A hard and throbbing election
April 28, 2025 at 5:48 PM
A hard and throbbing election