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Doug Pennington
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Husband. Flack. Principal Consultant, Morphology Media Relations LLC. Pirkei Avot 2:21. #unionmember. DC via Cincinnati. @morfaleji most places. Skeets gone after about a month (or less)
Sadly on point nearly 20 years on
December 22, 2025 at 9:20 PM
December 16, 2025 at 10:18 PM
All of this.
December 14, 2025 at 5:14 PM
The worse part for me that still warps my brain is that he calls his shot on social — ‘I’m going to manipulate institutional media for nefarious purposes’ — and then institutional media obliges, without making him persona non grata forever www.mediamatters.org/education/ri...
December 14, 2025 at 3:08 AM
December 13, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Hypothesis: If Council did its job to broad satisfaction, initiative proposals would wane. Meanwhile, it’s hard to escape this conclusion:
December 13, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Vocational schools are a pretty old idea, hardly “audacious.” Depending on a lot of things, changing the school into a job placement service (if it actually does that) could be useful. Pretending learning how to think—how I read “learning for learning’s sake”—is only for the rich? That’s crap imo
December 9, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Don’t know how to describe it exactly. Like a mashup of Larry David as Omar Sharif from Lawrence of Arabia, where instead of reluctantly following a “no prisoners” battle cry, we were repeatedly drafted into pretending to take seriously bad faith GOP legal arguments that were really just power grabs
December 8, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Sadly, true as the day it published
December 7, 2025 at 11:48 PM
By now a well-known channel of corruption of science and policy, still a catastrophe all the way down. JFC apple.news/AVKI3gnodQFm...
December 5, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Humorous scene, to Cotton, of people frantically grabbing anything to stay afloat, stay alive, but be murdered instead

Recalls that time when Tom Cotten said, “faith is what we live every single day.” He says he worships on Sundays, but not clear to what g*d. www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-po...
December 4, 2025 at 9:24 PM
The number of times a week after seeing news I say this aloud to an empty room
December 3, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Basically, to the publisher:
November 28, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Opposite of an expert, but going out on a limb here to say the publisher is either

(a) lying bald-faced, or

(b) going to let this sh!t roll downhill to the 2 unnamed reviewers, who

(b2) might have some information of their own to share?

Because no human editor both saw this image AND signed off
November 28, 2025 at 6:18 PM
November 24, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I think about and laugh anew at this one every couple years
November 22, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Republican pols may not mind f*cking around now, but in about a year I expect they’re going to find out. www.cincinnati.com/story/news/p...
November 21, 2025 at 11:35 AM
The future is now
November 19, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Probation, huh. Okey dokey. Surely he won’t offend yet again 🤷‍♂️
November 19, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Me every time an ad interrupts whatever youtube vid I’m watching
November 10, 2025 at 11:43 PM