Doug Pennington
@morfaleji.bsky.social
Husband. Flack. Principal Consultant, Morphology Media Relations LLC. Pirkei Avot 2:21. #unionmember. DC via Cincinnati. @morfaleji most places. Skeets gone after about a month (or less)
Don’t know how to describe it exactly. Like a mashup of Larry David as Omar Sharif from Lawrence of Arabia, where instead of reluctantly following a “no prisoners” battle cry, we were repeatedly drafted into pretending to take seriously bad faith GOP legal arguments that were really just power grabs
December 8, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Don’t know how to describe it exactly. Like a mashup of Larry David as Omar Sharif from Lawrence of Arabia, where instead of reluctantly following a “no prisoners” battle cry, we were repeatedly drafted into pretending to take seriously bad faith GOP legal arguments that were really just power grabs
The number of times a week after seeing news I say this aloud to an empty room
December 3, 2025 at 4:07 PM
The number of times a week after seeing news I say this aloud to an empty room
The future is now
November 19, 2025 at 3:28 PM
The future is now
Me every time an ad interrupts whatever youtube vid I’m watching
November 10, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Me every time an ad interrupts whatever youtube vid I’m watching