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Everyone dunks on Wonderful Christmastime, but I think it's beautiful that we have a holiday classic that sounds like if an armed gunman broke into your home and said "You have fifteen minutes to write a Christmas song that uses every cue on this Baby's First Casio, or I'll kill your family."
December 2, 2024 at 1:04 AM
Everyone dunks on Wonderful Christmastime, but I think it's beautiful that we have a holiday classic that sounds like if an armed gunman broke into your home and said "You have fifteen minutes to write a Christmas song that uses every cue on this Baby's First Casio, or I'll kill your family."
Homer: Two... one.
Marge: Have you been up all night eating cheese?
Homer: I think I'm blind!
Burns, dropping from ceiling with Smithers: Good day to you.
Marge: Have you been up all night eating cheese?
Homer: I think I'm blind!
Burns, dropping from ceiling with Smithers: Good day to you.
November 28, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Homer: Two... one.
Marge: Have you been up all night eating cheese?
Homer: I think I'm blind!
Burns, dropping from ceiling with Smithers: Good day to you.
Marge: Have you been up all night eating cheese?
Homer: I think I'm blind!
Burns, dropping from ceiling with Smithers: Good day to you.
As a die-hard liberal, I don't disagree. I also know what the library was like before he started investing.
Mixed feelings for me.
Mixed feelings for me.
November 27, 2025 at 8:18 PM
As a die-hard liberal, I don't disagree. I also know what the library was like before he started investing.
Mixed feelings for me.
Mixed feelings for me.
And? He made the UO a much better place (New library, massive scientific infrastructure, Hayward Field, Matt Court, Autzen).
99% of billionaires are Republican donors. I don't think there's more than a couple of giant corporations that aren't run by assholes.
A least he's OUR asshole.
99% of billionaires are Republican donors. I don't think there's more than a couple of giant corporations that aren't run by assholes.
A least he's OUR asshole.
November 27, 2025 at 4:33 PM
And? He made the UO a much better place (New library, massive scientific infrastructure, Hayward Field, Matt Court, Autzen).
99% of billionaires are Republican donors. I don't think there's more than a couple of giant corporations that aren't run by assholes.
A least he's OUR asshole.
99% of billionaires are Republican donors. I don't think there's more than a couple of giant corporations that aren't run by assholes.
A least he's OUR asshole.
Our Homecoming was Wisconsin. As bad as the Badgers are at least they aren't Furman.
November 27, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Our Homecoming was Wisconsin. As bad as the Badgers are at least they aren't Furman.
For the seventh time.
November 24, 2025 at 11:13 AM
For the seventh time.