Hi! My name is Paul
@morganducks.bsky.social
Former sports writer, now designer and coder. Lover of animals. Only have 1 team #goducks. Amateur wiseguy. Divorced, unemployed and more than a little battered by the last 3 years. Hire me!
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God removing one rib from Adam to make Eve. Removing a second rib to help get his keys that fell behind the couch. Removing a third so he can use that one and the second rib to mime playing drums while the TV is on. Removing a fourth out of pure habit
November 30, 2025 at 6:52 AM
God removing one rib from Adam to make Eve. Removing a second rib to help get his keys that fell behind the couch. Removing a third so he can use that one and the second rib to mime playing drums while the TV is on. Removing a fourth out of pure habit
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Everyone dunks on Wonderful Christmastime, but I think it's beautiful that we have a holiday classic that sounds like if an armed gunman broke into your home and said "You have fifteen minutes to write a Christmas song that uses every cue on this Baby's First Casio, or I'll kill your family."
December 2, 2024 at 1:04 AM
Everyone dunks on Wonderful Christmastime, but I think it's beautiful that we have a holiday classic that sounds like if an armed gunman broke into your home and said "You have fifteen minutes to write a Christmas song that uses every cue on this Baby's First Casio, or I'll kill your family."
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i know WHY this is but that just makes it even more of a kick in the pants lmao
November 28, 2025 at 3:28 AM
i know WHY this is but that just makes it even more of a kick in the pants lmao
I hardly ever go to FB anymore, but it seems like each time I see at least one fake post. Do not trust. Do verify.
November 28, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I hardly ever go to FB anymore, but it seems like each time I see at least one fake post. Do not trust. Do verify.
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen multiple times
U2
Sister Hazel
Tom Petty
Dawes
Black Keys
U2
Sister Hazel
Tom Petty
Dawes
Black Keys
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen multiple times
R.E.M.
OutKast
Radiohead
Beastie Boys
The Roots
R.E.M.
OutKast
Radiohead
Beastie Boys
The Roots
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen —
NIN
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Soul Coughing
Poe
Tom Morello
NIN
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Soul Coughing
Poe
Tom Morello
November 28, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen multiple times
U2
Sister Hazel
Tom Petty
Dawes
Black Keys
U2
Sister Hazel
Tom Petty
Dawes
Black Keys
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as long as this keeps happening there’s a chance that we’re going to be ok
From text to tradition: Jamal Hinton and Wanda Dench mark 10th Thanksgiving together after accidental invitation.
Arizona pair celebrates decade of friendship that started with wrong text
From text to tradition: Jamal Hinton and Wanda Dench mark 10th Thanksgiving together after accidental invitation.
www.azfamily.com
November 28, 2025 at 4:57 AM
as long as this keeps happening there’s a chance that we’re going to be ok
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“My name is Inigo Monturkey. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”
November 27, 2025 at 1:41 PM
“My name is Inigo Monturkey. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”
Spin me right round baby right round like a record baby.
No. Not like that. RIGHT round.
No. Not like that. RIGHT round.
November 27, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Spin me right round baby right round like a record baby.
No. Not like that. RIGHT round.
No. Not like that. RIGHT round.
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You know, I'm not sure I ever really read the Pond Rules at our local nature preserve all that closely before
November 25, 2025 at 1:24 AM
You know, I'm not sure I ever really read the Pond Rules at our local nature preserve all that closely before
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guys i dont think i defrosted my turkey right
November 25, 2025 at 6:26 PM
guys i dont think i defrosted my turkey right
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Every friend group has that one friend who bursts out of your chest screeching and then scurries off into the shadows. We all love her and would die for her.
May 26, 2024 at 2:58 AM
Every friend group has that one friend who bursts out of your chest screeching and then scurries off into the shadows. We all love her and would die for her.
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Every year about this time, Leonard and Estelle went to go stay with her sister Carol in Toronto until the heat died down.
November 23, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Every year about this time, Leonard and Estelle went to go stay with her sister Carol in Toronto until the heat died down.
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my dad about to tell a funny story that isn’t nearly as funny as he thinks it is
November 23, 2025 at 10:44 PM
my dad about to tell a funny story that isn’t nearly as funny as he thinks it is
Think Grover.
More Grover.
More Grover.
I'm reading all your posts in what I imagine your voice sounds like in my head.
November 23, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Think Grover.
More Grover.
More Grover.
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the economic success of the U.S. is significantly built on the land grant universities and in particular their excellent agricultural science tradition.
Really important to stress that the Crown Jewels of the US higher education system were never the Ivies or elite SLACs (other countries have equivalents of these) but the well-funded, large, cheap, and excellently staffed public state university systems bringing high quality education to the masses.
One of the bragging rights that the US ed system had in the 20th century is that we didn't have education tracks. Essentially, any kid could go to a CC or state school & major in whatever they wanted to (obviously an oversimplification). I fear this aspect of the American dream is dying.
November 23, 2025 at 5:26 PM
the economic success of the U.S. is significantly built on the land grant universities and in particular their excellent agricultural science tradition.
@wyden.senate.gov Thank you for continuing to follow the Epstein money. You help make me proud to be an Oregonian.
November 23, 2025 at 1:46 PM
@wyden.senate.gov Thank you for continuing to follow the Epstein money. You help make me proud to be an Oregonian.
Here's what I wrote about Jerry Allen going into the Oregon Sports Hall of Fame.
November 23, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Here's what I wrote about Jerry Allen going into the Oregon Sports Hall of Fame.
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Me, an LSU fan, looking at Dan Lanning on Gameday.
a man is standing in a kitchen looking out of a hole in the wall .
ALT: a man is standing in a kitchen looking out of a hole in the wall .
media.tenor.com
November 22, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Me, an LSU fan, looking at Dan Lanning on Gameday.
Ailes hatched his plan for right wing news while rubbing antennae with Nixon and Ehrlichman.
I can see how, at the time, people of good faith got conned. Was it hard to get out?
I can see how, at the time, people of good faith got conned. Was it hard to get out?
But then "the real Fox" slowly began taking over every aspect. It was ... rough.
November 21, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Ailes hatched his plan for right wing news while rubbing antennae with Nixon and Ehrlichman.
I can see how, at the time, people of good faith got conned. Was it hard to get out?
I can see how, at the time, people of good faith got conned. Was it hard to get out?
For those saying any of this is new, it's not. Journalism's history has been mostly inflammatory garbage - not unlike Fox News today.
Good journalism didn't just HAPPEN. Murrow did weekly celebrity interviews and then still had to fight to get 20 mins of hard news once a month out of CBS.
Good journalism didn't just HAPPEN. Murrow did weekly celebrity interviews and then still had to fight to get 20 mins of hard news once a month out of CBS.
“We stopped paying journalists and started rewarding performers.”
"She’s not trying to rebuild her reputation as a journalist—she’s building a different kind of brand entirely, one where being interesting matters more than being ethical, where attention is the only currency that still spends."
The best thing I have read about her. www.mediaite.com/opinion/the-...
The best thing I have read about her. www.mediaite.com/opinion/the-...
November 21, 2025 at 7:36 PM
For those saying any of this is new, it's not. Journalism's history has been mostly inflammatory garbage - not unlike Fox News today.
Good journalism didn't just HAPPEN. Murrow did weekly celebrity interviews and then still had to fight to get 20 mins of hard news once a month out of CBS.
Good journalism didn't just HAPPEN. Murrow did weekly celebrity interviews and then still had to fight to get 20 mins of hard news once a month out of CBS.
I sit next to the visitors section.
November 21, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I sit next to the visitors section.
In case you think you don't know someone who is going to suffer greatly because of the right's assault on the ACA: You do.
It's me.
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It's me.
/1
November 20, 2025 at 7:34 AM
In case you think you don't know someone who is going to suffer greatly because of the right's assault on the ACA: You do.
It's me.
/1
It's me.
/1
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mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
NEW: When Andrew Tate landed in the US, Customs & Border Protection seized his electronic devices. But @propublica.org found that a White House official told DHS to return the devices, emphasizing that the request came from the White House.
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
The White House Intervened on Behalf of Accused Sex Trafficker Andrew Tate During a Federal Investigation
Federal authorities were chided for seizing electronic devices from Tate and his brother, and told to return them, records and interviews show. Experts said the intervention was highly inappropriate.
www.propublica.org
November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
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November 16, 2025 at 12:12 PM
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Following your dreams becomes easier as you get older and downgrade them from lofty ambitions like winning the Super Bowl to more realistic goals like finding a nice pair of warm, comfy slippers for the winter.
October 18, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Following your dreams becomes easier as you get older and downgrade them from lofty ambitions like winning the Super Bowl to more realistic goals like finding a nice pair of warm, comfy slippers for the winter.