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Hi! My name is Paul

@morganducks.bsky.social

780 followers 880 following 840 posts

Former sports writer, now designer and coder. Lover of animals. Only have 1 team #goducks. Amateur wiseguy. Divorced, unemployed and more than a little battered by the last 3 years. Hire me!

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debbspook @debbshock.blue · 16h

dressing for the job I want

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Hi! My name is Paul @morganducks.bsky.social · 23h

The barber today tried to put on the cape, then excused himself to get a bigger cape.

Not all people wear capes, but when I do it's the biggest one.

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 1d

i’ve never been shot so there’s a chance that i’m bulletproof

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Arkhangel is in the Borderlands @arkhangel79.bsky.social · 3d

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Hi! My name is Paul @morganducks.bsky.social · 2d

That's one of the reasons I love it, but my childhood was chaos.

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Hobby Drifter in Tokyo @hobbydrifter.bsky.social · 9d

White people who have spent decades thinking “Born in the USA” is patriotic and “Every Breath You Take” is a great wedding song are suddenly very concerned about not being able to understand lyrics to some songs at the Super Bowl halftime show.

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Hi! My name is Paul @morganducks.bsky.social · 3d

To staunch the bleeding, press any key.

Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 3d

(me, an IT guy, taking 911 calls) hi have you rebooted

Hi! My name is Paul @morganducks.bsky.social · 3d

The Post once again framing things improperly. To wit: "antifa movement."

First, define antifa.

Second, find a "movement" under that definition that is terroristic, organized and ALSO not actually non-violent pro-democracy protestors.

Hi! My name is Paul @morganducks.bsky.social · 3d

Do they have names? This is crucial information

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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 3d

Remember self-care. Sprinkle some joy in with the doom scrollin' and whatnot. I love you and there's absolutely nothin' you can do about it.

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Hi! My name is Paul @morganducks.bsky.social · 3d

Seattle is same. Lame DT.

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more mr. dice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 3d

pilgrim guy finishes reading a big book, leans way back in his chair and loosens the belt on his hat

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Hi! My name is Paul @morganducks.bsky.social · 3d

Seeing this triggered my diabetes

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Hi! My name is Paul @morganducks.bsky.social · 3d

Mash up band names

Rage Against The Offspring

Hi! My name is Paul @morganducks.bsky.social · 3d

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Twin Dad But SpoOooOky @twinsurvivalist.bsky.social · 3d

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They Might Be Cake

Hi! My name is Paul @morganducks.bsky.social · 3d

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Twin Dad But SpoOooOky @twinsurvivalist.bsky.social · 3d

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They Might Be Cake

Frenchy's ghost prospecting and leader of ANTIFA @frenchys-goldau.bsky.social · 3d

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Nine inch tool

Hi! My name is Paul @morganducks.bsky.social · 3d

Um, William F. Buckley.

Andy Churnwell @churnwell.bsky.social · 3d

It's amazing to think that there was a time before social media when, if you were a gobshite, everybody ignored you. There was no way to make money saying stupid, provocative things because nobody wanted anything to do with you.

Hi! My name is Paul @morganducks.bsky.social · 3d

What's your secret to living such a life?

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Hi! My name is Paul @morganducks.bsky.social · 3d

The chicken best me at Tic Tac Toe

Hi! My name is Paul @morganducks.bsky.social · 3d

What a nice young man.

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Hi! My name is Paul @morganducks.bsky.social · 3d

New fans are very stupid and should not make their stupidity public.

Hi! My name is Paul @morganducks.bsky.social · 3d

He's been coach for 3 years. Despite today, things are trending VERY well.

Hi! My name is Paul @morganducks.bsky.social · 3d

Same. Perspective.

Hi! My name is Paul @morganducks.bsky.social · 3d

I lived in Brooking, OR at the time. No TV. No local radio. We lived in a 60ftx10ft mobile home. So I strung speaker wire along the roof and managed to pick up the radio feed from Medford.

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Chris Becker @chrisbecker.bsky.social · 3d

Could not be a clearer fail of the journalistic principle of “If someone says it's raining and another person says it's dry, it's not your job to quote them both. Your job is to look out of the f—-ing window and find out which is true."

David Corn @davidcorn.bsky.social · 3d

A classic case of irresponsible both-sidesism from the NYT. The story is that Trump and MAGA propagandists are lying about Portland to incite a conflict, not that there are different views of the matter.

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Noreen @ducknor.bsky.social · 3d

ESPN College Game in town today...
Missing the Frog Brigade. 🐸🐸🐸
GO DUCKS!
🦆💛🏈💚

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