Ok that's also pretty funny. less so if you are there.

Is it What is He Building bc that might be funny

Is it neighborly to protect each other from armed government thugs, we'll never know I guess

100%. One thing I did not recall that came up this time is... Where are they getting cheese? Do they milk different animals? I wish they had teeny cows but they go unmentioned.

The kind of ball-knowing questions you simply won't get from warm climates. We aren't all carrying shovels at all times, guys.

A story that pairs well with the Redwall book I'm reading to the kids. Now I'm thinking about how we get squirrels on the team

“I’m not sure we totally agree about some of these political things, but fuck it, let’s risk being martyred by the state to protect the preschool on the corner.”

She protecc but she also attac ❤️

In the future we'll all be plastic for 15% of our body by volume

Really and truly lost my mind when I found out his Appalachian home was in Middletown

Also this quote makes me want to run through a wall

And as a transplant in a stable (notably insular) neighborhood I'm still a newcomer after more than a decade here 😂