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saracuda
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oh, am I being weird? | artist, obsessive, granger taylor truther | world's no. 1 SOUTHLAND TALES defender | I'd rather eat glass than interact with generative AI | she/her 🏳️‍🌈

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Inside of you are two babies:
December 5, 2025 at 11:20 PM
There is a sex scene with a goo alien LOCKED inside that book WAITING to be released and don't we deserve it? Haven't we EARNED it?
December 5, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I'M SICK OF IT!!!!!!!
December 5, 2025 at 10:02 PM
So there's this scene in Six Feet Under that made me realize I would commit a crime if a smoking Richard Jenkins asked me to.
December 5, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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i think skills are the hottest thing for any human to have
December 5, 2025 at 6:42 PM
This is so beautiful.
December 5, 2025 at 7:06 PM
So there's this
December 5, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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Fuck you of you think trans rights should be sacrificed "for the good of democracy".

The anti democracy machine is the anti-trans machine. Get that through your skulls.
December 5, 2025 at 11:48 AM
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nothing against “eat me out santa” I just don’t need to be listening to that with anybody’s grandparents
December 5, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Good morning from the laundry room I am exiled to for coffee and meals, post-dental appointment.
December 5, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Number two is that my knees are the knees of a 47-year-old woman who used to believe that she would never grow old, Michael, and would never die. Alas!
December 5, 2025 at 12:53 AM