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scare-acuda @mostestghostess.bsky.social · Aug 5

self-soothing by giving myself pep talks in the Luke the Vampire from Buffy voice

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scare-acuda @mostestghostess.bsky.social · 11h

Considering the implications of guilty feet having no rhythm.

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scare-acuda @mostestghostess.bsky.social · Sep 19

It's the tombstone pencil sketch from Kurt Vonnegut's SLAUGHTERHOUSE FIVE, goofy little pot-bellied cherub up top and a couple tufts of grass at the base. I edited the epitaph to read

"YOU DIDN'T KNOW"
SORRY I DON'T KNOW
EVERYTHING
I NEVER
THOUGHT ABOUT IT
I WAS BUSY
DREAMING UP
NEW POGS

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Fear Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 16h

Coincidentally, “Would?” by Alice In Chains is also about Travis Kelce’s penis

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scare-acuda @mostestghostess.bsky.social · 11h

Also "Frogs" believe it or not.

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scare-acuda @mostestghostess.bsky.social · 11h

🔮 in a stunning upset, I personally sweep every category.

scare-acuda @mostestghostess.bsky.social · 11h

I SEE THEM 🥹😭🙏

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Nicky Flowers @nickyflowers.com · Sep 23

frantically dialing 1-800-AREYOUMADATME. the operator informs me that that's way too many numbers. oh fuck. she's mad at me

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scare-acuda @mostestghostess.bsky.social · 11h

Considering the implications of guilty feet having no rhythm.

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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 15h

Before AI, if a president wanted to make a video where he dropped poop on protesters, it would cost hundreds of millions of tax payer dollars in effects. Reagan had to do his entirely in stop motion.

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scare-acuda @mostestghostess.bsky.social · 13h

13yo turns to me and says, "I love her with my whole heart. Faith has turned me gayer."

scare-acuda @mostestghostess.bsky.social · 1d

FAITH
FAITH
FAITH
FAITH
FAAAAAAAITH

scare-acuda @mostestghostess.bsky.social · 13h

I was feeling so good and then my dog barked too much and now I want to remove my skin.

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Jaya Saxena @jayasaxena.com · 22h

It is still a genocide

Mark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 1d

The Israeli Air Force has bombed Rafah in the southern Gaza Strip, Channel 12 reports.

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scare-acuda @mostestghostess.bsky.social · 1d

FAITH
FAITH
FAITH
FAITH
FAAAAAAAITH

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scare-acuda @mostestghostess.bsky.social · 1d

Truly the Jack Torrance of their little Overlook.

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scare-acuda @mostestghostess.bsky.social · 1d

BUFFY NIGHT
BUFFY NIGHT
BUFFY NIGHT AGAIN

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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 3d

The hole in a guitar is traditionally used to store soft cheeses and dried meats which are fed to the drummer when he does a good job

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scare-acuda @mostestghostess.bsky.social · 1d

The possible actual Jerry Stahl just liked this, which I also liked but nobody else did, and I feel like my career as poster is really paying off.

scare-acuda @mostestghostess.bsky.social · Jul 15

Ben Stiller as Jerry Stahl in PERMANENT MIDNIGHT. He is shirtless, sweat-drenched, cigarette clamped between his lips. A cloud of smoke he just exhaled hangs in front of his face. He is typing, we can assume intensely, on an old manual typewriter. The caption reads

"Ha! I kill me!"

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scare-acuda @mostestghostess.bsky.social · Mar 5

Agitprop for the people 🫡

Simple image made of cut and layered construction paper:

NO KINGS in white across the top
on a blue sky speckled with yellow stars
above an orange horizon of flames
that have a red core and then
NO MASTERS in white across the bottom

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 1d

I think Dracula could defeat Frankenstein but I don’t think Count Chocula could defeat Frankenberry and that speaks to the richness of the characters

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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 1d

Annoying to think that all these new government accounts are run by bored 20-year-old groypers drawing GS-14 salaries

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scare-acuda @mostestghostess.bsky.social · 1d

It would have been a Lee doll that you flip over and adjust the clothes and hey now it's Ruth, a very cute idea! but I've never been able to unknow something once I really know it, so it's back to the drawing board.

scare-acuda @mostestghostess.bsky.social · 1d

Had an idea for a toy I'd make based on LONGLEGS and I looked it up to make sure I had the name of the style of doll right and it turns out the origins are pretty fucking racist!

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scare-acuda @mostestghostess.bsky.social · 2d

Yeah I had to make a No Clearsky promise to myself.

scare-acuda @mostestghostess.bsky.social · 2d

A meme. Two adults laying next to each other, facing away from each other. The person on the left is thinking "I bet she's thinking about other guys." The person on the right is thinking about THE BRAVE LITTLE TOASTER.

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scare-acuda @mostestghostess.bsky.social · 2d

BRAVE LITTLE TOASTER HIVE RISE

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