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saracuda
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oh, am I being weird? | artist, obsessive, granger taylor truther | world's no. 1 SOUTHLAND TALES defender | I'd rather eat glass than interact with generative AI | she/her 🏳️‍🌈

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self-soothing by giving myself pep talks in the Luke the Vampire from Buffy voice
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more like james doesn't "wan" to get around to making that movie!
December 5, 2025 at 10:04 PM
This is the seven thousandth movie James Wan has been involved with since getting the right to THE TOMMYKNOCKERS.
December 5, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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It’s going to be pretty funny to be the second recipient of the FIFA Peace Prize
December 5, 2025 at 9:46 PM
I took some really cool portraits of a married couple outside the Walt Disney Concert Hall about 15 years ago, and, like approximately 75% of the couples I've photographed, they split within two years.
December 5, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I'M SO PROUD OF MY KIDS
December 5, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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Animaniacs please do something
December 5, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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i think skills are the hottest thing for any human to have
December 5, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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Powerful and wealthy people let the world burn and the economy tank and do nothing to protect vulnerable populations from harm because they are certain they’ll not only get away with it but come out the other side unscathed and even wealthier.
December 5, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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”you can’t put lipstick on a pig” yes I can. this pig is serving fish now. look at it, it’s having a great time. we’re doing falsies next.
December 5, 2025 at 6:33 PM
perimenopause:
This is such a powerful image
December 5, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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Fuck you of you think trans rights should be sacrificed "for the good of democracy".

The anti democracy machine is the anti-trans machine. Get that through your skulls.
December 5, 2025 at 11:48 AM
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nothing against “eat me out santa” I just don’t need to be listening to that with anybody’s grandparents
December 5, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Am I going to see casual shruggy eugenics being debated by abled people every single time I log on to this here telephone application? Is that The Mood now?
December 5, 2025 at 1:14 PM
9yo heard me talking about READY OR NOT 2 [hell yeah; HELL yes 🙏] and snagged me for a little hide & seek 1-on-1.
December 5, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Oh, I'm not concerned. Maybe a better word would be "anticipation"?
Donald Trump appeared to fall asleep again live on television as concerns over his health continue.
Donald Trump appears to fall asleep again sparking further health concerns
www.mirror.co.uk
December 5, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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hey imagine a french guy saying "Hozier"
December 4, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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We've received lots of messages to send to people in prison, from a warm “Sending you strength, light, and moments of calm” to a cheerful “Hope this book creates a bright spot in your day!”

From now until Dec. 6, you can donate $10 to send a book and a note to someone behind bars, too. 👇
It’s #GivingTuesday! From now until December 6, take part in our Sponsor an Incarcerated Reader fundraiser. With every $10 donation, we'll send a book to someone imprisoned in Appalachia and include a note of your choice.

Learn more: appalachianprisonbookproject.org/sponsor-an-i...
Sponsor an Incarcerated Reader
Help us send books to people in prison.
appalachianprisonbookproject.org
December 4, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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This idea that "the wrong sort of person might benefit" is a poison that contaminates thought and if you hold it you need to question why.

Society is made worse by this thinking, the idea that we have to punish those in need harms us all in numerous ways.
Balancing "no person with a disability should be denied accommodations" with "it's important to discourage non-disabled people from pretending to be disabled to take advantage of these accommodations" is really difficult and I don't have a great answer for what anyone should do about it.
December 4, 2025 at 10:22 AM
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"Eugenics would be good if we did it right" is eugenics
December 3, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I want WELCOME TO DERRY to be meaner. I want it sneaky and nasty and grimy and MEAN.
December 4, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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TRENT REZNOR: and you could have it all, my empire of dirt

GARDENERS: oh fuck yes
September 8, 2023 at 4:50 AM
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You’ve heard of elf on a shelf. You’ve probably heard of some other stuff too. I get it. You’re a man of the world.
November 29, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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Free slogan for democrats:
“Aren’t You Sick of All This Shit?”
December 3, 2025 at 9:55 PM
It can't be!!
Surely not THIS Jimmy Fallon?!!
December 3, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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New US motto for 2026 just dropped.
December 3, 2025 at 6:55 PM