MotherDoucheBag
motherdouchebag.bsky.social
MotherDoucheBag
@motherdouchebag.bsky.social
Cynic, multi-medium artist, lover of satire, dad joke enthusiast, gamer, Shaxx impersonator

Jack-of-all, master-of-none

Human rights are universal, not elective
I really hope McDonald's gets litigious over politicizing one of its mascots
Grimace deserves better
November 18, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Reposted by MotherDoucheBag
This is shameful and un-American. The people have a right to ask what their military is doing, and we shouldn’t have to buy just the official line.
October 16, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Personally:
I don't listen to Swift's music. I don't care if any of her songs romanticize some "trad wife" lifestyle. Music is self-expression
I care about actions and behaviour
From what I'm aware, Swift has not been pushing a "trad wife" lifestyle on anyone, and that's more important. No agenda
October 17, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Due to the manner in which a capitalist society works:
Money can provide stability, security, and comfort. The more we have, the more it allows us to focus on things we enjoy, and people we care about. Those factors allow us to experience happiness, barring extenuating circumstances.
So no, but yes
September 27, 2025 at 7:09 AM
I hear this, in my head, in her voice, and I'm NEW here 😜🤣
September 25, 2025 at 6:28 PM
When they're tech savvy
September 25, 2025 at 6:42 AM
When will the people who defend, vote for, and support this man start to see just how immature and childish this man is?
He behaves like he's stuck in a high school mindset
"I'M the greatest!"
"HE'S a loser!"
"I did all these things"

All he's done is act like a teenage egotist and insult people
September 20, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Reposted by MotherDoucheBag
I can’t believe we have to point out this basic fact to counter his war narrative.
September 15, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Yes, and no
So many people are reached through social media now. Some adaptations are needed to show better examples of human behaviours online
We also need people we can spend time with, offline, and that's been getting harder to find as people get hurt and hide online
Community needs resuscitation
We need to close the apps and open our eyes. We can’t mend the country through screens. Social media thrives on rage. Healing thrives on being present.
September 16, 2025 at 12:16 PM
May he know eternal peace
A great actor, for sure
Fango mourns the passing of the great Graham Greene. Greene, a Canadian First Nations actor and recording artist, is best known to horror and genre fans for his work in THE GREEN MILE, THE TWILIGHT SAGA, and ANTLERS, with a long and esteemed career across multiple genres.
September 2, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Now all Amazon workers need to assemble, strike, and unionize, and the rest of us need to support them
Fuck corporations
Eat the rich
Living wages and fair taxes for all
The 1% have had power far too long
12,000+ union baristas. Nearly 650 union elections won.

We're strong, we're united, and we're ready for our union contracts.

Happy Labor Day, Starbucks... it's your move.
September 1, 2025 at 10:53 PM
You don't have to be a US citizen to sign this, but US citizens will have the highest impact, as it shows you've had enough of this corrupt shit in your country
I still urge everyone who feels like signing it to sign it. Make this petition overflow, and show all the bigots that they are the minority
August 30, 2025 at 9:24 PM
My actual mindset
August 25, 2025 at 8:27 AM
You're a fabulous badass
You're awesome
And you inspire people to be the same, and to leave people like him behind
So of course he'd hate you
I’m a (nearly) 90-year-old gay Japanese guy. Do I count? Because his face is very sandwichable.
August 21, 2025 at 8:33 PM
We still have some Toys'R'Us stores in Canada 😎
Blockbuster and Toys r us
August 21, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Good riddance to Pete
Hopefully this move is a positive one, because I'm getting close to swearing Bungie off entirely
bungie.net Bungie @bungie.net · Aug 21
We are proud to announce that Justin Truman will be stepping up as Bungie’s new Studio Head as Pete Parsons retires from his position to pass the torch to a new generation of leaders.

www.bungie.net/7/en/News/Ar...
August 21, 2025 at 8:29 PM
@xiranjayzhao.bsky.social Couldn't help it. Had to meme 🇨🇦🖤
August 9, 2025 at 6:53 PM
If legit (and I'msure it is):
When your leader knows fuckall about jackshit

If you still refuse to admit that voting him into office was a bad choice, you're in denial
August 2, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Apparently, children only have rights in utero? Because this article, IF FACTUAL, indicates that this is the mindset of the Boeberts

Fuck that
Fuck them
If Lauren enabled Tyler in his behaviour then she should be held equally responsible and be given equal consequences
Max sentences for both
After 20-year-old Tyler Boebert was cited for alleged misdemeanor child abuse of his son, MAGA Rep. Lauren Boebert dismissed it as a "miscommunication" and a "one-time incident."
Boebert Slammed After Brushing Off Son's Child Abuse Charge Against Her Grandson
www.comicsands.com
July 29, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Dropping this here, as well, because I have suspicions that it may not last on the other app
July 25, 2025 at 3:25 AM
But he would hesitate to tell Mulder about the list, because there's no seemingly X component
Hell, he'd probably just send the list to Mulder's tech buddies XP
He knows who’s on the Epstein list
July 20, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Reposted by MotherDoucheBag
Let’s put this to bed.
July 12, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Anyone who votes in favour of this bill votes in favour of the rich and votes against the rest of Americans.

This bill is oppression
This bill is greed
This bill is evil
We need to throw the GOP out. They’ve just handed us the playbook.
July 3, 2025 at 10:18 AM
It would not surprise me if pro-lifers not only called for a stoning on someone they judged based on rumour, but that they each one insisted that their own self solely deserved to throw the first stone, believing very mistakenly that they were sinless, and then used God/the bible to justify their BS
The pro-life party wants to murder you.
June 28, 2025 at 8:41 PM
THIS is racism
This is bigotry
This is fear mongering
This is capitalist rhetoric and brainwashing
Socialism and communism aren't the enemies of freedom or functional society. That would be fascism, dictatorships, and unchecked capitalism
This man calls to deprive another of rights and freedoms
Evil
June 28, 2025 at 8:35 PM