Michael Doelfs
@mpdoelfs.bsky.social
Lawyer. CLE, UT, and Philly. Currently occupying space in So Cal.
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"How Trump Incited an Insurrection: A Jan. 6 Timeline"
Five years later, as the president attempts to rewrite what happened on Jan. 6, 2021, Zeteo has a detailed hour-by-hour guide to what Trump said and did that fateful and violent day.
Five years later, as the president attempts to rewrite what happened on Jan. 6, 2021, Zeteo has a detailed hour-by-hour guide to what Trump said and did that fateful and violent day.
How Trump Incited an Insurrection: A Jan. 6 Timeline
Five years later, as the president attempts to rewrite what happened on Jan. 6, 2021, Zeteo has a detailed hour-by-hour guide to what Trump said and did that fateful and violent day.
zeteo.com
January 6, 2026 at 3:07 PM
"How Trump Incited an Insurrection: A Jan. 6 Timeline"
Five years later, as the president attempts to rewrite what happened on Jan. 6, 2021, Zeteo has a detailed hour-by-hour guide to what Trump said and did that fateful and violent day.
Five years later, as the president attempts to rewrite what happened on Jan. 6, 2021, Zeteo has a detailed hour-by-hour guide to what Trump said and did that fateful and violent day.
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yelling that Trump is doing something "against the law" is meaningless if there are no consequences
December 19, 2025 at 6:31 PM
yelling that Trump is doing something "against the law" is meaningless if there are no consequences
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It's not discrimination if you're a dipshit Robby that's not a suspect class
December 17, 2025 at 9:11 PM
It's not discrimination if you're a dipshit Robby that's not a suspect class
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Lmfao every AI defense piece is like "AYY I FUCKIN SUCK BRO HOPEFULLY THIS FUCKIN STEAL YOUR SHIT MACHINE WILL MAKE ME SUCK SLIGHTLY LESS OK"
December 14, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Lmfao every AI defense piece is like "AYY I FUCKIN SUCK BRO HOPEFULLY THIS FUCKIN STEAL YOUR SHIT MACHINE WILL MAKE ME SUCK SLIGHTLY LESS OK"
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He looks terrible. You’d think after all the Biden health accusations, the GOP would want to know what was wrong with Trump.
But nah, crickets.
But nah, crickets.
Trump last night had the complexion of a Thanksgiving turkey that was left in the oven too long and bandages were again visible on the back of his right hand
(photos via Getty and by Aaron Schwartz and Paul Morigi)
(photos via Getty and by Aaron Schwartz and Paul Morigi)
December 8, 2025 at 3:49 PM
He looks terrible. You’d think after all the Biden health accusations, the GOP would want to know what was wrong with Trump.
But nah, crickets.
But nah, crickets.
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A neat thing about birthright citizenship is how it tests whether a person cares at all about the Constitution. There's no argument against it, birthright citizenship is the unambitious text, the obvious intent of the drafters, and the undisputed way it was followed for the past 150+ years.
I continue to think that Matty coming out against birthright citizenship a few months ago should have been taken as a major warning sign that the group chats have already decided to surrender on this.
December 6, 2025 at 9:47 PM
A neat thing about birthright citizenship is how it tests whether a person cares at all about the Constitution. There's no argument against it, birthright citizenship is the unambitious text, the obvious intent of the drafters, and the undisputed way it was followed for the past 150+ years.
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We know you said we're behaving illegally, but you didn't tell us to stop, so ...
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/05/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/05/u...
Halligan Continues as U.S. Attorney, Prompting Criticism From Judges
www.nytimes.com
December 5, 2025 at 6:59 PM
We know you said we're behaving illegally, but you didn't tell us to stop, so ...
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/05/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/05/u...
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Boomers: It just sucks so much that everyone gets participation trophies now, you used to have to show real merit to get an award
Also Boomers:
Also Boomers:
December 5, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Boomers: It just sucks so much that everyone gets participation trophies now, you used to have to show real merit to get an award
Also Boomers:
Also Boomers:
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it’s news now when people just think dumb shit I guess
Anthropic CEO Dario Amodei thinks AI could help find cures for most cancers, prevent Alzheimer’s, and even double the human lifespan. cbsn.ws/4oRZ8Nm
November 17, 2025 at 1:34 AM
it’s news now when people just think dumb shit I guess
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To get your $20 refund for not getting the Disney channels you paid for on YouTube TV, you have to go claim the credit. They aren't applying it automatically. Which is bullshit.
www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootb...
www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootb...
YouTube TV customers must affirmatively claim their $20 Disney credit
Google had been winning the P.R. battle with Disney over the absence of ESPN, ABC, and other Disney-owned channels from YouTube TV by doing nothing.
www.nbcsports.com
November 10, 2025 at 12:21 PM
To get your $20 refund for not getting the Disney channels you paid for on YouTube TV, you have to go claim the credit. They aren't applying it automatically. Which is bullshit.
www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootb...
www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootb...
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Reminder that Republicans don't really believe in religious liberty. Religion is a tool for enhancing their political power, and any expression of faith to the contrary must be suppressed.
“Federal authorities told demonstrators Friday that there would be ‘no more prayer’ in front of or inside the Broadview ICE facility, in a move that mystified local leaders and raised legal questions.” blockclubchicago.org/2025/11/07/f...
Feds Tell Faith Leaders 'No More Prayer' Outside Broadview Facility
In a possible violation of the First Amendment, federal officials instructed demonstrators to stop holding religious gatherings outside the immigration processing facility in suburban Broadview after ...
blockclubchicago.org
November 8, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Reminder that Republicans don't really believe in religious liberty. Religion is a tool for enhancing their political power, and any expression of faith to the contrary must be suppressed.
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the fun thing about home espresso brewing is it will absolutely not save you money, especially if you are the kind of person who tends to become obsessive about technical details
November 4, 2025 at 12:47 PM
the fun thing about home espresso brewing is it will absolutely not save you money, especially if you are the kind of person who tends to become obsessive about technical details
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Your periodic reminder that Jonathan Turley is Mike Lindell with tenure.
November 2, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Your periodic reminder that Jonathan Turley is Mike Lindell with tenure.
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It's been plain sailing for Chelsea against 10-man Ajax.
Marc Guiu gave Enzo Maresca's side the lead, before Moises Caicedo doubled their advantage.
Wout Weghorst pulled one back from the spot, before two penalties of their own - from Enzo Fernandez and Estevao - put the hosts 4-1 ahead.
Marc Guiu gave Enzo Maresca's side the lead, before Moises Caicedo doubled their advantage.
Wout Weghorst pulled one back from the spot, before two penalties of their own - from Enzo Fernandez and Estevao - put the hosts 4-1 ahead.
October 22, 2025 at 8:00 PM
It's been plain sailing for Chelsea against 10-man Ajax.
Marc Guiu gave Enzo Maresca's side the lead, before Moises Caicedo doubled their advantage.
Wout Weghorst pulled one back from the spot, before two penalties of their own - from Enzo Fernandez and Estevao - put the hosts 4-1 ahead.
Marc Guiu gave Enzo Maresca's side the lead, before Moises Caicedo doubled their advantage.
Wout Weghorst pulled one back from the spot, before two penalties of their own - from Enzo Fernandez and Estevao - put the hosts 4-1 ahead.
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At 18 years, five months and 28 days old, Estêvão Willian becomes Chelsea's youngest ever Champions League scorer surpassing Marc Guiu, who held the record for just under half-an-hour!👶
October 22, 2025 at 8:01 PM
At 18 years, five months and 28 days old, Estêvão Willian becomes Chelsea's youngest ever Champions League scorer surpassing Marc Guiu, who held the record for just under half-an-hour!👶
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just this perpetual cycle where the tech press helps zuck pretend he's innovative and interesting, he falls flat on his ass after setting billions in boomer ad money on fire, then all his employees pay the price for him being a pointless, unremarkable dipshit
Meta is cutting around 600 roles in AI unit, Axios reports reut.rs/4opgmAI
Meta is cutting around 600 roles in AI unit, Axios reports
Meta is cutting roughly 600 positions out of the several thousand roles within its Superintelligence Labs artificial intelligence unit, Axios reported on Wednesday.
reut.rs
October 22, 2025 at 1:25 PM
just this perpetual cycle where the tech press helps zuck pretend he's innovative and interesting, he falls flat on his ass after setting billions in boomer ad money on fire, then all his employees pay the price for him being a pointless, unremarkable dipshit
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I recall seeing a study about how law students using AI completed their assignments faster...
... the study outright said it did not consider it a problem when the output included erroneous citations. They didn't even count it.
A thing that is malpractice and will get you sanctioned by a court.
... the study outright said it did not consider it a problem when the output included erroneous citations. They didn't even count it.
A thing that is malpractice and will get you sanctioned by a court.
October 20, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I recall seeing a study about how law students using AI completed their assignments faster...
... the study outright said it did not consider it a problem when the output included erroneous citations. They didn't even count it.
A thing that is malpractice and will get you sanctioned by a court.
... the study outright said it did not consider it a problem when the output included erroneous citations. They didn't even count it.
A thing that is malpractice and will get you sanctioned by a court.
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I'll bet a paycheck he knows less than zero about actual tactical capabilities of the Tomahawk missle system.
October 17, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I'll bet a paycheck he knows less than zero about actual tactical capabilities of the Tomahawk missle system.
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World Cup and Olympics should fucking boycott the US.
Trump on moving World Cup games from Boston: "We could take them away. Your mayor is not good."
October 14, 2025 at 6:56 PM
World Cup and Olympics should fucking boycott the US.
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Kimmel: "The President of the United States made it very clear he wants to see me and the hundreds of people who work here fired from our jobs. Our leader celebrates Americans losing their livelihoods because he cannot take a joke."
September 24, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Kimmel: "The President of the United States made it very clear he wants to see me and the hundreds of people who work here fired from our jobs. Our leader celebrates Americans losing their livelihoods because he cannot take a joke."
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Getting your defamation lawsuit struck under Rule 8 is roughly analogous to getting sent home early on the first day of school because you decided not to wear pants ballsandstrikes.org/law-politics...
Federal Judge Strikes Trump Defamation Lawsuit For Being Too Annoying to Read
Lawsuits rarely get tossed under Rule 8. But then again, lawsuits rarely spend 85 meandering pages talking about things like the plaintiff’s “singular brilliance.”
ballsandstrikes.org
September 19, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Getting your defamation lawsuit struck under Rule 8 is roughly analogous to getting sent home early on the first day of school because you decided not to wear pants ballsandstrikes.org/law-politics...
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A movie star to his core, Robert Redford has died after a visionary career in cinema, including founding the Sundance Institute that transformed the market for independent films.
Movie star and visionary Robert Redford has died at age 89
A movie star to his core, Robert Redford has died after a visionary career in cinema, including founding the Sundance Institute that transformed the market for independent films.
n.pr
September 16, 2025 at 1:24 PM
A movie star to his core, Robert Redford has died after a visionary career in cinema, including founding the Sundance Institute that transformed the market for independent films.
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Wouldn’t it be more accurate to call it the Trump Docket?
Few things better sum up how I feel about Kavanaugh, his place on the court, and his scholarship/contribution to the law better than the things he just goes out there and says. news.bloomberglaw.com/us-law-week/...
September 8, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Wouldn’t it be more accurate to call it the Trump Docket?