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Jimmy Buffett was American society's absolute best case scenario for how a White guy from Mississippi could turn out
September 2, 2023 at 12:16 PM
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my man Daedalus with the endless winding corridors
September 1, 2023 at 3:28 PM
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August 30, 2023 at 4:34 PM
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Two men look at a poster of a smiling cartoon character with a jutting forehead, misaligned eyes and buck teeth. Its legs emanate directly from the bottom of its head. It is called Porpo. One man says "I love Porpo." The other says "I hate Porpo." The Porpo-lover says "oh yeah? well I purchased this button to support Porpo" The button says "I love Porpo." The Porpo hater says "fuck you, I bought a button myself." The button says "I hate Porpo." A third man is alerted to the argument. He puts his hands around their shoulders and says "fellas don't you see how silly it is to get this worked up about Porpo?" He released the other mean and says "that's why I purchased this button." The button says "neutral on Porpo."
August 15, 2023 at 8:12 PM