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Report: Electric Guitar Means This Likely Not Your Mother’s ‘Jingle Bells’ https://theonion.com/report-electric-guitar-means-this-likely-not-your-mothers-jingle-bells/
December 16, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Report: Electric Guitar Means This Likely Not Your Mother’s ‘Jingle Bells’ https://theonion.com/report-electric-guitar-means-this-likely-not-your-mothers-jingle-bells/
Dream a little dream of me
December 1, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Dream a little dream of me
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Today! In just a few hours, I will be making a beef brisket burger from homemade ground beef w/ cheddar cheese and a tomato jam!
See you all very very soon
See you all very very soon
August 3, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Today! In just a few hours, I will be making a beef brisket burger from homemade ground beef w/ cheddar cheese and a tomato jam!
See you all very very soon
See you all very very soon
Alcoholism is not a beast you wanna fight, if you can avoid it.
May 17, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Alcoholism is not a beast you wanna fight, if you can avoid it.
Life would be different if I held on
May 17, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Life would be different if I held on
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The person who has been running Hax’s stream was a part of a secret group chat encouraging “hidden messages” and convincing him they were spies paid by Leffen.
We let that shit happen. We just closed our eyes and hoped it would go away.
We let that shit happen. We just closed our eyes and hoped it would go away.
May 16, 2025 at 5:35 AM
The person who has been running Hax’s stream was a part of a secret group chat encouraging “hidden messages” and convincing him they were spies paid by Leffen.
We let that shit happen. We just closed our eyes and hoped it would go away.
We let that shit happen. We just closed our eyes and hoped it would go away.
I just really want to tell people how I feel but I dont think it will help anything
May 9, 2025 at 1:45 AM
I just really want to tell people how I feel but I dont think it will help anything
I am a POS and it is no wonder why all of my friends ignore me now. I just want to delete all of my internet presence and sit in my room all day so I wont bother anybody anymore
May 9, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I am a POS and it is no wonder why all of my friends ignore me now. I just want to delete all of my internet presence and sit in my room all day so I wont bother anybody anymore
Nothings gonna bring him back
May 8, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Nothings gonna bring him back
Why do I keep fuckin up?
May 5, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Why do I keep fuckin up?
I know that the life I’m livin’s no good
May 2, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I know that the life I’m livin’s no good
There’s someone in my head but it’s not me
May 1, 2025 at 1:29 AM
There’s someone in my head but it’s not me
No bullets no guns no bombs no nothin
April 22, 2025 at 12:01 PM
No bullets no guns no bombs no nothin
More people need to be political on main
April 16, 2025 at 2:14 PM
More people need to be political on main
I shall be released
April 14, 2025 at 2:36 PM
I shall be released
Everything leads up to this day
April 12, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Everything leads up to this day
if someone bought me a pizza rn id be sooo happy ah ha
April 10, 2025 at 8:14 PM
if someone bought me a pizza rn id be sooo happy ah ha
I knew all the rules, but the rules did not know me
April 10, 2025 at 2:38 PM
I knew all the rules, but the rules did not know me
drowning in my own shit again
April 9, 2025 at 12:10 AM
drowning in my own shit again
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Pete Hegseth Calls For Steep Cuts To Number Of Steps In AA Recovery
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Pete Hegseth Calls For Steep Cuts To Number Of Steps In AA Recovery
WASHINGTON—Lambasting the current program as wasteful, bloated, and entirely unnecessary, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth called for steep cuts Monday to the number of steps in the Alcoholics Anonymous recovery model. “We must cut through the red tape bogging down what could be a far more efficient AA,” said Hegseth, who slammed the 12-step program as […]
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April 5, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Pete Hegseth Calls For Steep Cuts To Number Of Steps In AA Recovery
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The #Bucks did not do a tribute video for Mike Budenholzer in his first appearance back at Fiserv Forum.
He led the team to its first title in 50 years & took them to one other conference finals.
None other than Giannis Antetokounmpo noticed, and said he was surprised to not see one. #NBASky
He led the team to its first title in 50 years & took them to one other conference finals.
None other than Giannis Antetokounmpo noticed, and said he was surprised to not see one. #NBASky
April 2, 2025 at 5:20 AM
idk what life means
March 29, 2025 at 2:06 PM
idk what life means
Shiny happy Mewtwos holding hands
March 28, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Shiny happy Mewtwos holding hands
Worst day in Smash Brothers history today.
March 24, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Worst day in Smash Brothers history today.