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Keeping the candlelight vigil going until the M’s win it all. Please send more candles…

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GOMS @mrfurious.bsky.social · 3d

Ok, text her again. Apparently she needs to be summoned for EVERY at bat?

GOMS @mrfurious.bsky.social · 3d

Whoever did, thank you

GOMS @mrfurious.bsky.social · 3d

Someone text the Etsy witch IMMEDIATELY

GOMS @mrfurious.bsky.social · 3d

Whoever did, thank you

GOMS @mrfurious.bsky.social · 3d

Someone text the Etsy witch IMMEDIATELY

GOMS @mrfurious.bsky.social · 3d

Someone text the Etsy witch IMMEDIATELY

GOMS @mrfurious.bsky.social · 3d

GOMS hack: mute the Fox broadcast and listen to M’s audio on MLB instead.

GOMS @mrfurious.bsky.social · 4d

Salt Lake City, standing by!

GOMS @mrfurious.bsky.social · 4d

Mariners diaspora checking in!

GOMS @mrfurious.bsky.social · 4d

Mariners diaspora checking in!

GOMS @mrfurious.bsky.social · 25d

Mariner’s playoffs odds on Sept. 13:
2025: 93%
2024: 6%
2023: 78%
2022: 99% (made it!)

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GOMS @mrfurious.bsky.social · Sep 4

Mariners:

pfc. italian beef @realbillhicks.bsky.social · Aug 23

little league ump getting drilled in the nuts 3 times in 1 game

GOMS @mrfurious.bsky.social · Sep 3

Mariner’s playoffs odds on Sept. 3:
2025: 82%
2024: 5%
2023: 86%
2022: 99% (made it!)

GOMS @mrfurious.bsky.social · Sep 3

GOMS @mrfurious.bsky.social · Aug 23

Mariner’s playoffs odds on Aug. 23:
2025: 90%
2024: 15%
2023: 67%
2022: 91% (made it!)

* according to Fangraphs

GOMS @mrfurious.bsky.social · Aug 20

Basically a Mariners game will consist of homeruns and strikeouts (for both teams) with some other incidental shuffling around in between.

GOMS @mrfurious.bsky.social · Aug 20

(Batting)

GOMS @mrfurious.bsky.social · Aug 20

M’s pitching ranks 9th in the MLB in:
- homeruns
- strikeouts

GOMS @mrfurious.bsky.social · Aug 20

M’s rank 3rd in the MLB in:
- strikeouts
- homeruns

GOMS @mrfurious.bsky.social · Aug 14

Increase a band

Beastie Men
Backstreet Men
Men II Older Men

Joey Jabroni @joeyjabroni.bsky.social · Aug 14

Increase a band

Drunkcocks
Soundfarm
Oceanboat Gamblers

Sooz Bee @soozbee.bsky.social · Aug 14

100,000 Maniacs
Huge River Band
Big Faces

GOMS @mrfurious.bsky.social · Aug 13

Mariner’s playoffs odds on Aug. 13:
2025: 95%
2024: 46%
2023: 34%
2022: 89% (made it!)

* according to Fangraphs

GOMS @mrfurious.bsky.social · Jul 26

this ump…

GOMS @mrfurious.bsky.social · Jul 19

If he doesn’t he will.
- li’l brudder

Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · Jul 19

does he know about trogdor the burninator

GOMS @mrfurious.bsky.social · Jul 17

Add home run derby champ. Then I’ll feel way better.

Nathan Bishop @nathanhb.bsky.social · Jul 17

My bad for carelessly cropping out the OP’s historical context but my innumerable thanks to BlueSky’s legions of eagle-eyed pendants who make sure no shitpost goes unscrutinized 🫡

GOMS @mrfurious.bsky.social · Jul 17

At what cost?

GOMS @mrfurious.bsky.social · Jul 13

Does M’s FO know about this metric??

Baseball Highlights⚾️ @badgerbaseball.bsky.social · Jul 12

I don’t really keep up with these new age stats.

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GOMS @mrfurious.bsky.social · Jul 11

Mariner’s:

warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · Jul 10

is that good

GOMS @mrfurious.bsky.social · Jul 11

#SEAvsNYY

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