Jake; Connection Established
@mrjake.bsky.social
You don’t know who I am, and that’s ok.
Pinned
Standing in the boarding line, and some woman just said “it’s all Olive Garden”
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
Welcome to Texas, where this isn’t anywhere near the weirdest thing I’ve seen today.
December 3, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Welcome to Texas, where this isn’t anywhere near the weirdest thing I’ve seen today.
It was hard getting family back home from Washington to Texas. At one point our flight was delayed until 0200.
I was keeping my kid spirts up, at one point suggesting that she fight kaiju in a giant robot.
Her response was “I don’t want pilot the robot” and I replied “perfect attitude!”
I was keeping my kid spirts up, at one point suggesting that she fight kaiju in a giant robot.
Her response was “I don’t want pilot the robot” and I replied “perfect attitude!”
December 1, 2025 at 1:49 AM
It was hard getting family back home from Washington to Texas. At one point our flight was delayed until 0200.
I was keeping my kid spirts up, at one point suggesting that she fight kaiju in a giant robot.
Her response was “I don’t want pilot the robot” and I replied “perfect attitude!”
I was keeping my kid spirts up, at one point suggesting that she fight kaiju in a giant robot.
Her response was “I don’t want pilot the robot” and I replied “perfect attitude!”
If ya see this, quote with a robot that isn’t from Star Wars, Star Trek, Doctor who, or Transformers!
November 30, 2025 at 5:05 PM
If ya see this, quote with a robot that isn’t from Star Wars, Star Trek, Doctor who, or Transformers!
You know what I miss?
Foursqaure.
When I traveled I used to love getting those stupid badges, and mayorships of random Starbucks.
Hell, I tried to get the North Pole badge when I went to Mongolia.
I blame people for ruining it.
Foursqaure.
When I traveled I used to love getting those stupid badges, and mayorships of random Starbucks.
Hell, I tried to get the North Pole badge when I went to Mongolia.
I blame people for ruining it.
November 30, 2025 at 4:59 PM
You know what I miss?
Foursqaure.
When I traveled I used to love getting those stupid badges, and mayorships of random Starbucks.
Hell, I tried to get the North Pole badge when I went to Mongolia.
I blame people for ruining it.
Foursqaure.
When I traveled I used to love getting those stupid badges, and mayorships of random Starbucks.
Hell, I tried to get the North Pole badge when I went to Mongolia.
I blame people for ruining it.
I met a reindeer. Neither of us were impressed.
November 29, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I met a reindeer. Neither of us were impressed.
Best giveaway ever, a (cheese) Gravyboat.
November 27, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Best giveaway ever, a (cheese) Gravyboat.
I’m tormenting my child by calling queso, cheese gravy.
I’m pretty sure I’ve been banned from like ten Texas counties.
Definitely Wilco.
I’m pretty sure I’ve been banned from like ten Texas counties.
Definitely Wilco.
November 26, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I’m tormenting my child by calling queso, cheese gravy.
I’m pretty sure I’ve been banned from like ten Texas counties.
Definitely Wilco.
I’m pretty sure I’ve been banned from like ten Texas counties.
Definitely Wilco.
Today my Maryland accent came out so bad, my family gawked at me.
November 22, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Today my Maryland accent came out so bad, my family gawked at me.
Working on a clients work flow, and the prompt that plays says “Pleaes listen carefully as our menu has changed.”
The prompts name is “New_Menu_2018.wav”
The prompts name is “New_Menu_2018.wav”
November 17, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Working on a clients work flow, and the prompt that plays says “Pleaes listen carefully as our menu has changed.”
The prompts name is “New_Menu_2018.wav”
The prompts name is “New_Menu_2018.wav”
I loved my grandma, but she was racist as fuck.
November 15, 2025 at 1:23 AM
I loved my grandma, but she was racist as fuck.
I finally stopped saying tallest dwarf, and went with tallest Smurf. Somehow that’s funnier.
November 13, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I finally stopped saying tallest dwarf, and went with tallest Smurf. Somehow that’s funnier.
Welp, I can’t cross the picket line.
As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
November 13, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Welp, I can’t cross the picket line.
When I beta tested Unreal Multiplayer, my player name was Ted Knight, and my partner was Cosmic Cow.
The leader tester was not amused
The leader tester was not amused
November 13, 2025 at 2:23 AM
When I beta tested Unreal Multiplayer, my player name was Ted Knight, and my partner was Cosmic Cow.
The leader tester was not amused
The leader tester was not amused
There is hell🔥
Then there is Super Hell🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Then ther is I 35 road construction in Waco hell 🔥🚧 🔥🚧 🔥🚧 🔥🚧🔥
Then there is Super Hell🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Then ther is I 35 road construction in Waco hell 🔥🚧 🔥🚧 🔥🚧 🔥🚧🔥
November 12, 2025 at 3:24 AM
There is hell🔥
Then there is Super Hell🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Then ther is I 35 road construction in Waco hell 🔥🚧 🔥🚧 🔥🚧 🔥🚧🔥
Then there is Super Hell🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Then ther is I 35 road construction in Waco hell 🔥🚧 🔥🚧 🔥🚧 🔥🚧🔥
My kiddo went from reading Hail Mary to Snow Crash.
“Hey dad, what’s a pizza mafia?” at 645 in the morning.
I’m both proud and frustrated, mostly because I had just woken up.
“Hey dad, what’s a pizza mafia?” at 645 in the morning.
I’m both proud and frustrated, mostly because I had just woken up.
November 5, 2025 at 10:02 PM
My kiddo went from reading Hail Mary to Snow Crash.
“Hey dad, what’s a pizza mafia?” at 645 in the morning.
I’m both proud and frustrated, mostly because I had just woken up.
“Hey dad, what’s a pizza mafia?” at 645 in the morning.
I’m both proud and frustrated, mostly because I had just woken up.
Sometimes there is an image that is so perfect…..
November 5, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Sometimes there is an image that is so perfect…..
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from "Star Wars", "Star Trek", "Doctor Who", or "Transformers".
November 5, 2025 at 5:57 PM
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from "Star Wars", "Star Trek", "Doctor Who", or "Transformers".
My wife looking at my fire ant bites that have become like super red and angry.
“Your body doesn’t know how to react to fire ants”
I grew up in part of the country were ants tried to take your food, not murder you, and then take your food.
“Your body doesn’t know how to react to fire ants”
I grew up in part of the country were ants tried to take your food, not murder you, and then take your food.
November 5, 2025 at 5:52 PM
My wife looking at my fire ant bites that have become like super red and angry.
“Your body doesn’t know how to react to fire ants”
I grew up in part of the country were ants tried to take your food, not murder you, and then take your food.
“Your body doesn’t know how to react to fire ants”
I grew up in part of the country were ants tried to take your food, not murder you, and then take your food.
Working with zero brain cells today
October 26, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Working with zero brain cells today
RIP Wild World/Adventure World/Six Flags America.
Thank you for letting scared kid from Bowie run the busiest food stand in the park, and let me exposed to the craziness of Sunday afternoon crowds in the DMV.
www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcn...
Thank you for letting scared kid from Bowie run the busiest food stand in the park, and let me exposed to the craziness of Sunday afternoon crowds in the DMV.
www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcn...
Maryland's Six Flags America closing after economic roller coaster sends it off the tracks
As the decades-old amusement park shutters in Maryland, fans near and far mourn the end of affordable fun.
www.nbcnews.com
October 24, 2025 at 6:44 PM
RIP Wild World/Adventure World/Six Flags America.
Thank you for letting scared kid from Bowie run the busiest food stand in the park, and let me exposed to the craziness of Sunday afternoon crowds in the DMV.
www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcn...
Thank you for letting scared kid from Bowie run the busiest food stand in the park, and let me exposed to the craziness of Sunday afternoon crowds in the DMV.
www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcn...
Thievery Corporation - Stargazer [Official Audio]
YouTube video by Thievery Corporation
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October 23, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Hold me closer
October 21, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Hold me closer
Went to chipotle for lunch, and I guess a high school was stopping by for lunch.
Why were all the guys dressed like kids when I was in high school? Like true kids from the Eastern Shore of Maryland, with Ducks Unlimited and other hunting t-shirts.
At least they weren’t Big Johnson shirts.
Why were all the guys dressed like kids when I was in high school? Like true kids from the Eastern Shore of Maryland, with Ducks Unlimited and other hunting t-shirts.
At least they weren’t Big Johnson shirts.
October 20, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Went to chipotle for lunch, and I guess a high school was stopping by for lunch.
Why were all the guys dressed like kids when I was in high school? Like true kids from the Eastern Shore of Maryland, with Ducks Unlimited and other hunting t-shirts.
At least they weren’t Big Johnson shirts.
Why were all the guys dressed like kids when I was in high school? Like true kids from the Eastern Shore of Maryland, with Ducks Unlimited and other hunting t-shirts.
At least they weren’t Big Johnson shirts.
*Stares in virtual machine images*
October 20, 2025 at 5:10 PM
*Stares in virtual machine images*