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Michael Rosenberg

@mrosenberg.bsky.social

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Evolutionary Biologist, Data Scientist, Amateur Fiddler Crab Wrangler I don't so much focus on specific topics as meander randomly through the topical landscape, like a broken adaptive model that doesn't realize downhill isn't supposed to be an option.

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Michael Rosenberg @mrosenberg.bsky.social · Apr 29

The entirety of the tournament has been archived in a Google Doc for posterity: docs.google.com/document/d/1...

I may try to create a neater PDF version once I’ve caught up on the rest of my life.

#FiddlerCrabBracket #FiddlerCrab 🦀🦑🧪

Fiddler Crab Tournament Archive

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Michael Rosenberg @mrosenberg.bsky.social · 1d

Note that v could be an imaginary number in the imaginary case one actually find the material interesting, in which case time would shrink and the lecture would appear to end faster than it actually does.

Michael Rosenberg @mrosenberg.bsky.social · 1d

Based on this we can determine that the large 1 hour and 20 minute lecture with v = 0.9c, appears to last 3 hours and 4 minutes, the 50 minute seminar with v = 0.75c appears to last 1 hour and 16 minutes, and the 15 minute conference presentation with v = 0.8c appears to last 25 minutes.

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Michael Rosenberg @mrosenberg.bsky.social · 1d

Since the actual time (dT') is measured by the lecturer, the apparent length of time according to your mental reference frame (dT) dilates and becomes longer than the actual time. According to the relativity formula, dT = dT' / sqrt(1 - v^2/c^2).

Relativity formula, delta T equals delta T prime divided by the square root of 1 - v squared divided by c squared

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Michael Rosenberg @mrosenberg.bsky.social · 1d

Because your knowledge is remaining relatively stationary while the lecture is shooting ahead astronomically, you view the lecture from a different frame of references than it actually occupies.

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Michael Rosenberg @mrosenberg.bsky.social · 1d

Large values of v indicate material presented very quickly or which is very boring. Careful empirical analysis has indicated that for large lectures, v is approximately 0.9c (where c is the speed of light). For departmental seminars is is ~0.75c and for conference presentations ~0.8c.

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Michael Rosenberg @mrosenberg.bsky.social · 1d

The length of a lecture according to your mind is dependent on the confusion-boringness factor, v. This represents the relative speed at which your brain can absorb the material versus the speed at which is presented, corrected by the level of boredom generated by the lecture style and material.

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Michael Rosenberg @mrosenberg.bsky.social · 1d

Why lectures seem to last forever?
An explanation based on the time dilation principle of Einstein's special theory or relativity (1905).

Note 1: Also applies to many other types of presentations.
Note 2: I originally came up with this idea 35 years ago, after one week as a freshman college student

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KStJBirdblog @kstjbirdblog.bsky.social · 5d

What Good is the Fiddle on a Fiddler Crab? www.birdsoutsidemywindow.org/2025/10/03/w...

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Michael Rosenberg @mrosenberg.bsky.social · 6d

I spot checked a number of additional academic books, including some I wrote chapters for, and found them included as well. I am not personally eligible for a claim on those works, but the editors and publishers are.

Michael Rosenberg @mrosenberg.bsky.social · 6d

Attention Academics: The Anthropic settlement includes many academic works. A book I edited is listed and eligible for a claim. If you've ever written or edited a book, check to see if its part of the settlement and make a claim:
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John Trumbull @trumbullcomic.bsky.social · 7d

RIP to Jane Goodall, who was cool with this Gary Larson FAR SIDE strip from 1987:

A Gary Larson FAR SIDE cartoon from August 1987, where a glasses-wearing female gorilla is picking a hair off of her mate's back and saying, "Well, well -- another blonde hair. ....Conducting a little more 'research' with that Jane Goodall tramp?"

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Harriet Carroll: Long Covid Scientific Consultancy @angryhacademic.bsky.social · 8d

Fun fact: male fiddler crabs have 1 GIANT claw. If the claw gets severed, they can grow a new weaker one. Other crabs cant tell the diff so may surrender to a weaker claw if it looks big
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles...
Watch: youtu.be/hg9WoCwrB10
Easy read: nationalgeographic.com/science/arti...

A red and black crab with one giant and completely out of proportion orange claw

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Michael Rosenberg @mrosenberg.bsky.social · 8d

This is true. But also not permanent. Given time and multiple molts, they will eventually regrow a claw as strong as the one that was lost.

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The lime of Doom @thelimeofdoom.bsky.social · 14d

Fiddler crabs are so cool. We don't have them in NZ! I'm in Fiji atm

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Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 15d

A quick guide on "How to fall downstairs":

Step 1

Step 6

Step 8, 9, 10, 11.

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Michelle @aveclesplumes.bsky.social · 16d

Here's a closer look.

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Sarah McAnulty, Ph.D. @sarahmackattack.bsky.social · 19d

I wanted to get a video of this ghost crab but every time I got close to their hole they scuttled back in, so I tried getting clever with it. I made a little sandcastle and shoved my phone into it, hit record, and walked away. Crab was VERY suspicious of this addition to their environment.

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Brenda Hiles @beehiles.bsky.social · 20d

Fiddler crabs gathering at low tide at Croatan National Forest in North Carolina.

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Chris Miller @chrismiller.science · 20d

When you want to do reproducible analysis in R, some packages require you to set a RNG seed. I'm not sure I trust anyone who doesn't immediately run `set.seed(42)`

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Michael Rosenberg @mrosenberg.bsky.social · 20d

Great photos of Minuca pugnax

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Danny🌻›››› @titaniumrhythm.bsky.social · May 29

#photography #wildlife #marsh #birds #birdphotography #treeswallow #crabs #fiddlercrabs

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Defector @defector.com · 23d

Fox Sports uses AI to achieve the impossible: make Aaron Rodgers look deader inside. defector.com/fox-sports-a...

Fox Sports Uses AI To Achieve The Impossible: Make Aaron Rodgers Look Deader Inside | Defector

They said it couldn’t be done. They said Aaron Rodgers surely couldn’t look as bereft of an inner life and the spark of humanity as he already does. Well, some truly awful technology has proven the…

defector.com

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Michael Rosenberg @mrosenberg.bsky.social · 24d

Steelers rookie RB Kaleb Williams lets a kickoff bounce past him into the endzone and ignores it, giving up a TD to Seattle. 35 years ago, Steelers rookie RB Barry Foster does essentially the exact same thing vs SF.

Rules are a bit different now. Was one worse than the other? Discuss #NFL #Steelers

Michael Rosenberg @mrosenberg.bsky.social · 24d

It's Barry Foster all over again

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Charlie Stross @cstross.bsky.social · 29d

And now for something completely different: the 2025 AI Darwin Award nominees!

https://aidarwinawards.org/nominees-2025.html

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