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Zed Oysterhead
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God forbid a guy has a hobby
Eat cucumbers.
March 19, 2025 at 4:49 PM
March 12, 2025 at 8:29 PM
March 5, 2025 at 4:12 AM
To be clear, I don't believe it in stupid people, only misguided people but Jesus Christ
March 1, 2025 at 2:46 PM
At what point do these people realize that all of the smartest people in their life are all aligned on one thing,and all of the dumbest people in their life are all aligned on the opposite and I don't even need to specify what I'm talking about and I feel like you know exactly what I'm talking about
March 1, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Does anyone else remember when #Twitter was designed to bring connectivity to people without an Internet connection?
February 4, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Conspicuous consumption - Wikipedia
en.m.wikipedia.org
January 17, 2025 at 3:24 PM
There used to be a dollar menu.
January 15, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Is it #stolenValor if I have USAA even though I've never been in the military?
January 15, 2025 at 4:49 AM
"that's why they pay me the medium bucks" always kills in meetings. that's free for you to use any time you want, buddy. little gift from me to you
January 11, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I SAW MOMMY KISSING SANTA CLAUSE
NOW THEY'RE GOING TO BED
AND MY STOMACH IS SICK AND ITS ALL IN MY HEAD BUT SHES TOUCHING HIS CHEST NOW HE TAKES OFF HER DRESS NOW LET ME GO AND JUST CAN'T LOOK, IT'S KILLING ME THEY'RE TAKING CONTROL
January 10, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Dead CEO good
December 28, 2024 at 6:33 AM
youtube.com/shorts/_a7rW...

How did she not get mustard on her thigh?

Also #sincereEngineer is getting me through 2024 so if anyone sees them tell them I said thanks.
sincere engineer - corn dog
YouTube video by sincere engineer
youtube.com
December 25, 2024 at 10:53 PM
Merry Crisis
December 25, 2024 at 3:46 AM
Reposted by Zed Oysterhead
How to filter out AI Images in Google Image Search.

Sharing this with my students so I figured I'd also share it with everyone here.

Hopefully this image is still relevant given Google's changes. Save this on your computer or phone and refer to it as needed.
March 27, 2024 at 3:11 PM
It snowed.
December 21, 2024 at 4:38 AM
December 10, 2024 at 5:01 PM
It used to snow
December 10, 2024 at 1:14 AM
Reposted by Zed Oysterhead
this is actually what the guy who killed shinzo abe did it with
Rudolph I'm a fucking gun
December 9, 2024 at 11:04 PM
One does not simply have a wonderful Christmas time
December 9, 2024 at 11:09 PM
I hate when people
ask me if l'm all ready for Christmas.

No Heidi. I'm not
even ready for today.
December 9, 2024 at 2:37 PM
You know it's cold outside when you go outside and it's cold
December 9, 2024 at 12:46 PM
@hankgreen.bsky.social

I was caught completely off guard by this youtube.com/shorts/TF3B4...

In a year I have not been laughing nearly enough, this is the hardest I've laughed in a long time
Joe Rogan is an unusual man
YouTube video by hankschannel
youtube.com
December 9, 2024 at 3:06 AM
Took my kids to the #NHRL championship. First time attendees but definitely not last time. Had an absolute blast. I think two new builders in the making have discovered a new passion.
Huge thanks to @nhrl.bsky.social and all the builders, drivers, and staff for hosting such an awesome event.
December 8, 2024 at 8:41 PM