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Mr. Penus
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My sons little portable etch a sketch says
Little etch a sketch toy in trans flag colors
December 25, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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Google's Gemini AI is trying to ruin Christmas
Reddit post about Gemini AI device that tells a 6 year old that Santa is fictional
December 24, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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Well I know which two words I'm crossing out immediately
Cheap birthday card with a cartoon squirrel that says Wishing you nuttin but happy all day long
December 23, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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I'm thinking of these ones specifically. They remain good cold and reheat really well.
December 15, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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We were so close to a better world
Whoopi Goldberg flooz ad
December 8, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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Is this the year end "wrapped" list that everyone keeps talking about?
Chase mortgage year in review screenshot
December 4, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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Watching a holiday classic
Santa's summer house rifftrax
December 2, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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Rest easy my good friend, and I'll see you in Valhalla
December 1, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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10 years ago they let me sit in the copilots seat on a Cape Air flight back to Boston and it fucking ruled. Kid level core memory.
November 28, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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You can't do that on the balcony buddy? From arrested development
November 27, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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arrested development joke "they said he was some kind of scientist"
November 25, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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Can't believe they gave this guy a byline in The Atlantic
The "My cabbages!" Vendor from Avatar the last airbender
November 25, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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Why have we been spending so much money on whistles? From arrested development
November 22, 2025 at 4:56 AM
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November 14, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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Woo hoo my electric bass came! Midlife crisis mode activate.
Black Yamaha bass guitar Next and strings of black Yamaha bass guitar
November 13, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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the perfect one already exists, it's $65 first time and $30 renewal, just subsidize it. also closes the real ID gap for the same people who will struggle to get a state ID for all of the known reasons.
November 6, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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And that's a wrap on Halloween, the kid got a good haul, this is after having candy for dinner
An orange plastic pumpkin full of candy
November 1, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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Having a 3 year old is just this scene from 30 Rock over and over for 14 hours per day
October 31, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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Lunch break
Beautiful New England beach scene
September 17, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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looks like meat's back on the menu, boys.
Facebook consumer privacy user profile litigation settlement payment for 38 36
September 16, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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That's it son, run directly away from the ball 🏀
September 1, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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You can see the inflation in real time now! 12% on these cookies!
delicious market basket "simply the best gourmet cookies" that were $4.99 are now $5.59 based on the expiration/baking date
August 10, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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You might say antisemitism on campus isn't a real problem but look at these fucking bagels
The most disgusting little bready bagels You've ever seen
August 7, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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They're basically the same at this age
Toddler climbing out of a play structure The scene from The Ring with the woman coming out from the tv
July 21, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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If you'll be my bodyguard
I can be your long lost pal
I can call you Betty
And Betty, when you call me, you can call me
2025 American League all star jerseys that just say "al" on the front
June 16, 2025 at 5:36 PM