Mr. Penus
@mrpen.us
They'll either start fighting or sucking each other off, no in between and no way to tell which
The Holy Trinity: When there are Amazon, FedEx, and UPS trucks on your street at the same time
December 24, 2025 at 8:01 PM
They'll either start fighting or sucking each other off, no in between and no way to tell which
75 years ago a bunch of dickheads got drunk and recorded some Christmas songs and the rest of us must suffer for all eternity
December 24, 2025 at 7:59 PM
75 years ago a bunch of dickheads got drunk and recorded some Christmas songs and the rest of us must suffer for all eternity
It's happening, we started trying to get solar panels in March, December 22 and it's finally happening (I think, there's a truck here dropping pallets)
December 22, 2025 at 1:06 PM
It's happening, we started trying to get solar panels in March, December 22 and it's finally happening (I think, there's a truck here dropping pallets)
This is straight up Jenna Maroney stuff
if this was me at a public event mourning my spouse who was violently murdered my kids would either have me committed or never speak to me again
December 22, 2025 at 1:53 AM
This is straight up Jenna Maroney stuff
Went to a Hanukkah event downtown tonight and as soon as we got there the 3 y/o started acting like the biggest yenta in town
December 21, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Went to a Hanukkah event downtown tonight and as soon as we got there the 3 y/o started acting like the biggest yenta in town
The colleague who KNEW it was an AI slack bot and still was looking for money on the side of the machine the AI "left for them," is actually the real issue here & much better represents the median American's critical thinking ability.
Gift link, probably the funniest thing the Wall Street Journal has done this year.
We Let AI Run Our Office Vending Machine. It Lost Hundreds of Dollars.
An AI agent ran a snack operation in the WSJ newsroom. It gave away a free PlayStation, ordered a live fish—and taught us lessons about the future of AI.
www.wsj.com
December 18, 2025 at 5:19 PM
The colleague who KNEW it was an AI slack bot and still was looking for money on the side of the machine the AI "left for them," is actually the real issue here & much better represents the median American's critical thinking ability.
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Throwing this out here: they would not be burying it if it showed that trans people and genocide protesters were to blame bsky.app/profile/greg...
BREAKING: The Democratic National Committee will NOT release its long-awaited autopsy on Trump's 2024 win. The report is completed but Dem leaders decided it could distract from their winning streak, so it will remain secret. Not good.
Details here:
newrepublic.com/article/2045...
Details here:
newrepublic.com/article/2045...
Dem Leaders Decide to Bury Damning Report on Why Trump Won in 2024
The Democratic National Committee has completed its long-awaited analysis on what went wrong in the 2024 campaign. But in a move that will attract intense criticism, it’s keeping the findings secret.
newrepublic.com
December 18, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Throwing this out here: they would not be burying it if it showed that trans people and genocide protesters were to blame bsky.app/profile/greg...
Lord of the Rings Trilogy Tuesday
Raising the always fun question: What are your most memorable theater-going experiences?
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
It was hands-down one of the most memorable theater-going experiences I can remember, a collective 30-minute butt-clench/armrest-grab for the final climb. And we knew he lived! Wild.
December 12, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Lord of the Rings Trilogy Tuesday
Exactly what my wife had in mind when she bought the 3 year old a recorder, I'm sure
Today in “Dudes Rock”:
A dude playing Dire Straits’s “Sultans of Swing” guitar solo on…a recorder.
A dude playing Dire Straits’s “Sultans of Swing” guitar solo on…a recorder.
December 12, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Exactly what my wife had in mind when she bought the 3 year old a recorder, I'm sure
Restaurant with a 3.9 across all platforms? You bet your ass my BIL & SIL are just dying to go. A New England family immune to good food. (They are "energy drink" people)
December 6, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Restaurant with a 3.9 across all platforms? You bet your ass my BIL & SIL are just dying to go. A New England family immune to good food. (They are "energy drink" people)
I moved offices, I lost a few square feet but I gained a window that if you stand in one exact spot on tiptoe you can see ~the ocean~
December 2, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I moved offices, I lost a few square feet but I gained a window that if you stand in one exact spot on tiptoe you can see ~the ocean~
We're watching number blocks and the 3 y/o absolutely HATES 16. As soon as it comes on screen he's like no, turn it off, I don't want this one.
November 28, 2025 at 10:36 PM
We're watching number blocks and the 3 y/o absolutely HATES 16. As soon as it comes on screen he's like no, turn it off, I don't want this one.
10 years ago they let me sit in the copilots seat on a Cape Air flight back to Boston and it fucking ruled. Kid level core memory.
November 28, 2025 at 12:23 PM
10 years ago they let me sit in the copilots seat on a Cape Air flight back to Boston and it fucking ruled. Kid level core memory.