xie, that guy from 2007
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xie, that guy from 2007
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Why didn't the Rangers get an option year on Montgomery, who isn't due back until July/Aug and will almost certainly be super rusty? I don't understand paying the guy $1.25M to hang around your spring training complex for most of the year, as much as I'm predisposed to like Gumby.
February 11, 2026 at 5:09 PM
This included any "IP masking services" - Youu need to be SO CAREFUL if you start using a VPN not to cross pollinate it with your existing online identity. Your accounts suddenly logging in from Sweden will not trick anyone for a second, AND will plausibly tie you to the VPN provider permanently.
February 10, 2026 at 9:27 PM
what the fuck nobody in my office liked the halftime show, one of them openly admitted to "liking kid rock as an artist" so she watched that one. none of these people are trump voters!
February 9, 2026 at 2:28 PM
They should give the other halftime show a chance to respond after this one, like the minority party response to the state of the union.
February 9, 2026 at 1:34 AM
"They booed Mr. Beast at the Super Bowl!"
February 9, 2026 at 1:31 AM
i like a lot of the people doing it personally, and i also think kamala kind of sucks, but hoo boy is it tedious to see a bunch of 40 something terminal text posters rushing to dunk on a dem media strategy largely aimed at 16-22 year old young people (especially young women)
February 5, 2026 at 6:58 PM
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Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af
February 4, 2026 at 8:59 PM
My desktop has started randomly rebooting when playing games. What a joyous time to be needing to buy replacement parts...
February 3, 2026 at 3:09 PM
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BOBBY KOTICK AND GHISLAINE WERE FUCKIN?
February 1, 2026 at 3:39 PM
My new sicko mode is finding music from my choir repertoire that mashes up well with the Blue Prince music.
February 1, 2026 at 8:16 PM
to toot my own horn here, i worked at Harvard for 10 years & on the way out someone called me "Extremely Irreverent" and it's one of my proudest moments to this day
The way men like these pucker and grovel around money is a core problem
For academics still paying attention, T
the names "Nowak" and "Kosslyn" appear several thousand times in the new Epstein files dump. You can search at www.justice.gov/epstein
February 1, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Meanwhile a bunch of really serious people will tell you Bezos has to nuke the Washington Post from orbit because it loses money
@briantylercohen.bsky.social: This Melania movie is basically a $40 million bribe from Jeff Bezos. For a movie no one wants to see.

Tommy Vietor: But it gets worse. Amazon is spending $35 million on marketing. This is a $75 million documentary.
February 1, 2026 at 3:35 PM
*ASMR* Daddy Pig reads The Silmarillion *--18 hours--*
February 1, 2026 at 2:18 PM
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the theater is screening DOS Boot
January 31, 2026 at 1:44 PM
i cannot explain to my wife why i am up cackling at midnight about blues traveler being in the epstein files and what a specific and surreal moment this is for like a few hundred fucking weirdos
January 31, 2026 at 4:56 AM
Oh my GOD blues traveler is in the Epstein files
January 31, 2026 at 4:46 AM
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thought this was a shitpost and oh jesus
January 31, 2026 at 3:44 AM
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"moot is in the epstein files" is the completely true sentence that has finally convinced me this is all an extremely stupid simulation and that we're all being used to power a robot overlord's game gear or something
January 31, 2026 at 3:22 AM
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xbox live took stronger action against jeffrey epstein than the entire us government
January 30, 2026 at 11:10 PM
this is what im talking about at work when i use the term "log ingestion," not software logs, which are lame and stupid
what are they cooking up in the food labs?!?
January 29, 2026 at 6:56 PM
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January 28, 2026 at 7:21 PM
When you see how people will twist in knots to avoid just saying "whoops i was wrong!" about absolutely trivial bullshit nobody will ever care about again On Here it really makes you understand how hard it will be to get people to admit they were wrong about much, much larger issues.
January 28, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Mystery of the day: looks like someone was bleeding in the urinal at work??
January 28, 2026 at 3:39 PM
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January 28, 2026 at 1:51 AM
And yet he was still back out there in the cold, helping people and risking his life.

Meanwhile the Uvalde police who actually do get paid, and have more military equipment than god, couldn't help a school of children.

Conservatives are the weakest most pathetic little fucks on this planet.
CNN reporting that a week before Alex Pretti was killed, 5 agents tackled him and he suffered a broken rib. CNN says he stopped his car after he saw ICE agents interacting with a family on foot and began to blow his whistle. Source tells CNN Pretti believed “That day he thought he was going to die”
January 27, 2026 at 5:35 PM