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Rat Fascal
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Not funny.
January 11, 2026 at 10:30 AM
Malham Cove is an impressive place although also slightly grim when every gate on the steps up to the top have a Samaritans sign on them
January 10, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Carbon Monoxide poisoning is fake the left made it up
January 6, 2026 at 6:05 PM
I feel like my interests are colliding here with catastrophic consequences. Still, at least the toilet will have a heated seat for him and rinse him off after.
January 4, 2026 at 9:07 AM
Masterful not shying away from it Prime Minister
January 3, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Black Widow: the sun’s getting real low big guy
Me: it’s ok I have a head torch
December 29, 2025 at 9:53 PM
The Lake District is a ridiculous place, obscenely beautiful
December 28, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Is it Europe
December 26, 2025 at 8:53 PM
They don’t even look like this any more but I don’t care I’m reposting it again 9 years on
December 24, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Hahah someone got yelled at
December 24, 2025 at 11:56 AM
The desperation to shift this shit when you log in to anything owned by Facebook, but the only video you really need is the woman breaking that guy’s pervert specs
December 23, 2025 at 7:13 AM
I see your mum has had a pub named after her
December 22, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Well so far so good, now I have to hope the train happens
December 22, 2025 at 3:19 PM
If all goes to plan I’ll be on a train this afternoon. If it doesn’t it’ll be a helicopter
December 22, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Yesterday among the various places I went on my walk I visited Braithwaite Wife Hole and Humphrey Bottom.
December 21, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Your occasional reminder that cutesy charity Humble Bundle has been owned by IGN since 2017 and that explains a lot of things about them like this:
December 19, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Do these people not feel ashamed when they type out this stuff and post it? What’s wrong with their brains?
December 18, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Merry
December 18, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Any plans for Christmas?
December 18, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Don't I know it
December 16, 2025 at 8:49 PM
December 16, 2025 at 6:29 PM
CHANCE WOULD BE A FINE THING
December 15, 2025 at 9:42 AM
My problem is when I go up hills onto moors I’m constantly going “sloppy toppy sloppy toppy” in my head because of the boggy ground and it’s not doing my sanity any good
December 15, 2025 at 9:26 AM
“He created Grand Theft Auto” no he fucking didn’t.
December 14, 2025 at 9:02 AM
I wonder who's going to play Gromit
December 12, 2025 at 10:41 AM