Oh no, they might fine them as much as £10,000 and ask them not to do it again www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

I've made a medley of Diarrhoea songs! I've taken some of your "favourites" from the thread below, as well as added some new songs. youtu.be/qjvWPPhrNnU

“I was in a pizza express and I can’t sweat”

Oh my god she uploaded a slow motion video and it's amazing. He's just like me fr running as best he can and still going backwards over and over!

This wheel is to the boy squirrel the way that the football is to Charlie Brown and it still makes me laugh every time he tries to use it only to be immediately spun.

Malham Cove is an impressive place although also slightly grim when every gate on the steps up to the top have a Samaritans sign on them

Suno will never be able replace true art

how your email finds me

Storm Gofuckyourself more like

YOU - I don't want to get better -- I want to get worse.

Postman was very cheerful this morning, clearly a failure of middle management at the local delivery office

"Look what this terrible person said on twitter"

no

Meet Hop! He's a little frog in a big world, which you can explore on January 12th. Coming to Steam, Switch, and PS5!
#indiegames #nintendoswitch #ps5

The phone is for making posts like "the ass is the father of the legs" whereas the computer is for posts that include words like "inexorably"

Went into the SHOP today and there are EASTER EGGS out ALREADY the same thing that happens EVERY FUCKING YEAR but somehow CUNTS need to POST ABOUT IT as if it's something new EVERY FUCKING YEAR

They'll need that Hep B shot at 12 because when they hit 13 ████████████ will █████████

2026 is finally the year of Linux i̴̢̨̨̛̬̗̩͎̯̹̺̣̦̼͎̻̬̼̱̘̥̭͓̯̓̊̒̓̑̑́̽͑̽̊̽̒̽̃̾͆̃͂n̸͍̈́̏̿͆̈́͊̀̓̎͗̔̃̽̕͝ͅ ̴̡̢͓̝̭̗͔̖̺̬͚̠̜̗̩̝̬̹̞̭͍͉͙̮͓̱͚̗̬̤͙͙̠̱͍̞̞͌͛͠ṃ̶̨̨̨̨̘̯͍̻͍̮̬͕̫̜̮̙̰̹̘̩̜̝͎͚͕͖̹̩̖͓̍̊̒̅̉͐͜ͅy̷̛̛̞̜̪̯̎̈̇̅̇̏ ̶͖̝̙̩̞̣̯̦̟̼̩̼̥͍̩̬̻̈̓͋̐̈́̅̆̈͛͋̅̐̏̾̉̇̅̎͐͌̍͑̏͐̀̉̕̚͝a̴̛̙̰̅̾̓̄̅͐͛̈́̂̓̿̿́̾̑̉̿̅͛̃̽̐̀̃͂̑̄̒͑̈́͝͝͝͠s̵̛̠̜͇̜̯̞̤̝̻͇̀͋̋̔̍͛̑̀̎̇̈̊̈́̾̓̅̕̚̕s̵̛̞̭̘̹̲͍͈̩̣̮̠̓̅̍̈́́͒͊͑̄͗̓͌̀̓́͑̀̄̍̌̾́̆͐͋̔̀̾͊̓̕̚͘̕͜͝͝͠ĥ̷̨̨̨̙̳͚̫̗̪̝̠̥̰͍̳͉̳͍̪̩̞̱͓̳̜̳̩̲̩͈ơ̷̧̨̼̪͙̖̠̖̯͕̪̯͚̩͔̜̞̰̺̫͖̜͈̪͎̹͔̺̱̦̗̣̺͖͇̻̲͔̇͗̓̑̋́̍́͆̄̏͌́͆͗̋̋̂̽̑̄͐͛́̓̊̎͜͝ͅl̸̥̣͇͙͙̫̗̼͐̋̽̒̽͗̅̋̔̐́͌̾̽̏̎̔̇̆̔̍͒͊̎́̽͐̃̾͑̎̍͘̕̚͜͠͝͝͠ͅę̴̧̻̳̰͖͉̬̟͓͇͇͇͇̰̻̺̯͖͔̝̩̪̰͉͎͉̬̼̙̤̟̜̹̮̼͍͕̣̅̃̑̐̃̾̔̒̋̋̽̓̓̐̄̑̈͑̊̕̚̚͘̕̚̚ͅͅ

My job is so good I've only had my first Teams "how are you" on the second day back from work

Load of facebook posts from 5-6am this morning complaining it's icy and people are slipping over, by the time I'm up at 8 it's all melted and it's just wet, another reason to not get up at LinkedIn Grifting O'Clock

Thanks To All Your Support, Celebrating SCOOP's 5 Year Anniversary!! SCOOP Is Putting All Its Eggs Into This Basket! A Seriously Budgeted Fuck Off BEST 50 100 Ladies 555 Minute BEST Collection

“you won’t get away with this”

Can't believe the white South African billionaire who was friends with Epstein is now running a Nazi site with a child porn generator, who could have seen that coming?

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