Rat Fascal
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Good news for H from Steps though
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Crikey it’s been a bad few weeks for absolute dangers keeping all their blood inside their neck hasn’t it
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When you’ve put your big coat on because the forecast said it was going to rain but it’s glorious sunshine
A feature on a satellite picture of moorland marked “wet weather sike”
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Going to invent a new type of railgun by eating 3kg of normal cola bottles then 3kg of sugar free gummi bears
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Those Aunty Donna boys are very silly
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junoryleejournalism.com
David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)
SHAPIRO: OK, so you've spent your career creating television without Al, and I could imagine today you thinking, boy, I wish I had had that tool to solve those thorny problems...
SIMON: What?
SHAPIRO: ...Or saying...
SIMON: You imagine that?
SHAPIRO: ...Boy, if that had existed, it would have screwed me over.
SIMON: I don't think Al can remotely challenge what writers do at a fundamentally creative level.
SHAPIRO: But if you're trying to transition from scene five to scene six, and you're stuck with that transition, you could imagine plugging that portion of the script into an Al and say, give me 10 ideas for how to transition this.
SIMON: I'd rather put a gun in my mouth.
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Anyway here I am bye for now
Two security men standing in front of a stage in the Manchester Apollo with the Aunty Donna Drem poster projected onto the screen at the back
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I saw this truck they use to carry dead angels around (I think that’s what it means)
A warning sign with a picture of a truck and warning areas highlighted around it with the text “Attention Angles Morts”
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Yeah you’re making it all sticky
o,apollo
MANCHESTER
NOTICE
IF YOU COME OVER THE BARRIER AGAIN YOU WILL BE EJECTED FROM THE BUILDING
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I’m in Manchester to see Aunty Donna which is fine but fucking Apollo is a dive
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Now THAT'S what I call lossy compression
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It's a dangerous business because it's making me even more likely to post an actual picture of me with no shirt on
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yeah but he also thinks AI is real "like cars and TVs" so he's not entirely sensible.
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Great to hear there is now peace in the Middle East, this has never been announced before in my lifetime and turned out to be temporary at best.
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Sorry I’m too busy sometimes not turning on the output for the second monitor for secret reasons to tell you
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cheers, I tried Googling it but there are so many things wrong with it I couldn't find the specific one
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no but lol that they've not just made that the default behaviour and instead just let it fall over
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Hello it's me the Windows 11 file browser I know you were expecting to see some files here but I think I can offer you something even better which is a message saying please wait and then crashing
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Every year it's "here are the young tories! they're just normal people like you!" and every year it's someone arguing in favour of incest and slavery
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"Look I was offered more money for less work than I've ever been offered in my life of course I did it" would at least be the honest way to answer.
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I wonder if they need someone to professionally reenact the accidents in a simulator
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lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com
microsoft product (begging, pleading): save this document to my documents?

me: save to desktop

microsoft (twitching, shaking) this jpeg. save to pictures?

me: save to desktop

microsoft (weeping, throwing up): this email attachment... downloads?

me: desktop