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Rat Fascal @mrpsb.uk · 2h

Every year it's "here are the young tories! they're just normal people like you!" and every year it's someone arguing in favour of incest and slavery

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Rat Fascal @mrpsb.uk · 3h

"Look I was offered more money for less work than I've ever been offered in my life of course I did it" would at least be the honest way to answer.

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Rat Fascal @mrpsb.uk · 15h

I wonder if they need someone to professionally reenact the accidents in a simulator

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 21h

microsoft product (begging, pleading): save this document to my documents?

me: save to desktop

microsoft (twitching, shaking) this jpeg. save to pictures?

me: save to desktop

microsoft (weeping, throwing up): this email attachment... downloads?

me: desktop

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Rat Fascal @mrpsb.uk · 20h

While we're in Nobel season I'd just like to remind everyone that the Economics one isn't a real Nobel prize, much like economics itself is a fake science and made up by a bank.

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Rat Fascal @mrpsb.uk · 21h

lol cum in

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Rat Fascal @mrpsb.uk · 21h

If I tell you it won't work any more

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dr. hazel 🐝 @hazelmonforton.com · 1d

The King of All Cosmos from the Katamari series, with a speech bubble.

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Rat Fascal @mrpsb.uk · 1d

Ah flip, I need to rinse it under the tap hang on

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Rat Fascal @mrpsb.uk · 1d

Don't tell @edjefferson.com

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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 1d

Elegant older woman in a taupe blazer. Text: The doctor doesn't want you to know about this. The doctor has their own needs, will, and lovers' trysts. The doctor misspells words in hasty emails about marrow and sinew. You mustn't blame the doctor for their miseducation in blood orthodoxy. The doctor knows a great many things, but they don't know about my paste.
WHEN THEY WERE LEARNING ABOUT FORCEPS, I WAS MAKING MY PASTE.
ForeverMyPaste.com.
(ive been making my paste the whole time)

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Rat Fascal @mrpsb.uk · 1d

Vine - "that's the neat part - it doesn't"

Dan @danofthewibble.bsky.social · 1d

Blimey. I think Vernon nearly called Vine a twat there.

Vernon being pro-catapult, Beano style.
Vine - “well, your argument is the same as being pro-gun”
Vernon - “………………………….. how does your mind work?”

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Rat Fascal @mrpsb.uk · 1d

"Windows update is commited to helping reduce carbon emissions" fucking is it, what about Copilot?

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Rat Fascal @mrpsb.uk · 1d

What is an ottHer and how big are its tits

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Rat Fascal @mrpsb.uk · 1d

Time to sell to infamous backers to make a push for the premier league

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waltydunlop @waltydunlop.bsky.social · 1d

"Need some fruit? Step right in and pick up a nice juicy pear. Nyak nyak nyak"

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Rat Fascal @mrpsb.uk · 1d

Tbh it’s basically fine

Rat Fascal @mrpsb.uk · 1d

The “hey just use Mastodon!!” people are the same people who go “hey just install Linux!!” When you say windows is shit. I hate it but not as much as I’d hate to deal with Linux