mrs jaguar
@mrsjaguar.bsky.social
Blue checks are for oligarchs
rwar~ 🐆
she, 30s
At the end of all knowledge is love, love, love.
rwar~ 🐆
she, 30s
At the end of all knowledge is love, love, love.
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mrs jaguar
@mrsjaguar.bsky.social
· May 7
Would I get in trouble if I put this bumper sticker on my car?
Bluesky is borderline unusable for anyone who is not chronically on Bluesky because most of the posts have so much context influenced by Bluesky drama that it's like you're bursting into the climax of some superhero multiverse movie.
October 4, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Bluesky is borderline unusable for anyone who is not chronically on Bluesky because most of the posts have so much context influenced by Bluesky drama that it's like you're bursting into the climax of some superhero multiverse movie.
Actual advice: Throw your fucking phone off a bridge and never look back. :)
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but news / social media—especially when constant, chaotic, and unfiltered—can hit our brains like a DDoS attack: overload attention, flood emotions, and make it hard to think clearly.
It’s okay to step back and curate what you let in. Your mental uptime matters.
It’s okay to step back and curate what you let in. Your mental uptime matters.
October 2, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Actual advice: Throw your fucking phone off a bridge and never look back. :)
Scratch a liberal and a fascist bleeds
you have to realize that the people telling you this aren't "on the left", they're writing for the New York Times. the left starts at anticapitalism (and anti-transphobia, for that matter). Liberals aren't "the left". When the chips are down they are aligned with the fascists every time
September 12, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Scratch a liberal and a fascist bleeds
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Being on social media is fine but if it’s getting in the way of you doing deep reading and deep thinking, then your balance of how you spend your time is off
Lots of interesting threads here and none of them are a substitute for reading a good book or essay
Lots of interesting threads here and none of them are a substitute for reading a good book or essay
September 2, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Being on social media is fine but if it’s getting in the way of you doing deep reading and deep thinking, then your balance of how you spend your time is off
Lots of interesting threads here and none of them are a substitute for reading a good book or essay
Lots of interesting threads here and none of them are a substitute for reading a good book or essay
this is canon
September 1, 2025 at 3:11 PM
this is canon
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‘How am I supposed to explain this to my children?’ is one of the laziest copouts that bigots have been allowed to weaponize against social progress.
“I don’t know.“ is perfectly acceptable in any situation and “Let’s find out together.” is one of the most precious ways to engage with your child.
“I don’t know.“ is perfectly acceptable in any situation and “Let’s find out together.” is one of the most precious ways to engage with your child.
August 24, 2025 at 11:24 PM
‘How am I supposed to explain this to my children?’ is one of the laziest copouts that bigots have been allowed to weaponize against social progress.
“I don’t know.“ is perfectly acceptable in any situation and “Let’s find out together.” is one of the most precious ways to engage with your child.
“I don’t know.“ is perfectly acceptable in any situation and “Let’s find out together.” is one of the most precious ways to engage with your child.
is the great filter perhaps the idea that abiogenesis could happen a second time on the same planet, and each time it happened it could be for mirrored life? because that would be a self-destruct mechanism for life built into the fundamental nature of the universe
August 25, 2025 at 4:21 AM
is the great filter perhaps the idea that abiogenesis could happen a second time on the same planet, and each time it happened it could be for mirrored life? because that would be a self-destruct mechanism for life built into the fundamental nature of the universe
"Did you know that stuffed crust is just string cheese???"
Yes! Yes we know it's just string cheese! We wouldn't expect it to be anything other than mozzarella anyway
Yes! Yes we know it's just string cheese! We wouldn't expect it to be anything other than mozzarella anyway
August 23, 2025 at 10:09 PM
"Did you know that stuffed crust is just string cheese???"
Yes! Yes we know it's just string cheese! We wouldn't expect it to be anything other than mozzarella anyway
Yes! Yes we know it's just string cheese! We wouldn't expect it to be anything other than mozzarella anyway
I mean to be fair, the new #CrackerBarrel logo is super woke if you look closely enough.
August 23, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I mean to be fair, the new #CrackerBarrel logo is super woke if you look closely enough.
Autistic people should be running the government.
July 22, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Autistic people should be running the government.
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Career ending move right here by Tom Scott.
June 16, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Career ending move right here by Tom Scott.
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from "Classical Studies memes for Hellenistic teens" on FB
June 10, 2025 at 7:57 PM
from "Classical Studies memes for Hellenistic teens" on FB
May 31, 2025 at 8:31 PM
My wife is so precious. She found a cicada that had a broken wing and she befriended it but it's also missing an eye... and half of its whole body. It's still alive and wifey is taking him over to the grass to die in peace.
May 23, 2025 at 12:47 PM
My wife is so precious. She found a cicada that had a broken wing and she befriended it but it's also missing an eye... and half of its whole body. It's still alive and wifey is taking him over to the grass to die in peace.
Sorry for the convenience
Everyone has one Mitch Hedberg joke stashed in their brain like a squirrel to sustain them whenever they need to feel joy for 30 seconds and mine is “they say the recipe for Sprite is Lemon and Lime but I tried to make it at home, there’s more to it than that”
May 23, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Sorry for the convenience
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🛑STOP SCROLLING✋🏼
have you 🫵🏼 taken yr meds? 💊
have you 🫵🏼 taken yr meds? 💊
February 28, 2025 at 5:21 PM
🛑STOP SCROLLING✋🏼
have you 🫵🏼 taken yr meds? 💊
have you 🫵🏼 taken yr meds? 💊
Scratch a liberal and a fascist bleeds.
May 16, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Scratch a liberal and a fascist bleeds.
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Yes, exactly. A man who was elected because the Democratic party decided to run an amoral, unelectable candidate rather than compromise their conservative values and internal lower games.
The Democratic Party is the handmaiden of fascism.
Incidentally I’m Canadian so your Blueanon takes don’t land
The Democratic Party is the handmaiden of fascism.
Incidentally I’m Canadian so your Blueanon takes don’t land
May 16, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Yes, exactly. A man who was elected because the Democratic party decided to run an amoral, unelectable candidate rather than compromise their conservative values and internal lower games.
The Democratic Party is the handmaiden of fascism.
Incidentally I’m Canadian so your Blueanon takes don’t land
The Democratic Party is the handmaiden of fascism.
Incidentally I’m Canadian so your Blueanon takes don’t land
@seraphcavotta.bsky.social the world needs more transgender historians 💜💜
May 16, 2025 at 5:40 AM
@seraphcavotta.bsky.social the world needs more transgender historians 💜💜
I grew up thinking that the Atlantic ocean was fresh water. This was referenced in the song in the line "from sea to shining sea" because the shine was from the salt. If you had asked me how the connected oceans didn't share their water, I would have assumed it was due to some weird currents or smth
“Bizarre things you firmly believed when a kid” is one of my favorite genres and I firmly believe we all have excellent examples if we can remember them
May 12, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I grew up thinking that the Atlantic ocean was fresh water. This was referenced in the song in the line "from sea to shining sea" because the shine was from the salt. If you had asked me how the connected oceans didn't share their water, I would have assumed it was due to some weird currents or smth
Look at these whiskers 😍
May 11, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Look at these whiskers 😍