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“5-6-7-8… oh, for the love of Bob Fosse! Stop it you fools.”
“5-6-7-8… oh, for the love of Bob Fosse! Stop it you fools.”
The little bacteria/virus have capes. That’s how I know
The little bacteria/virus have capes. That’s how I know
My brain hurts
My brain hurts
Me: My wife tolerates me every day and shakes her head a lot while muttering to herself. So, basically the same.
Me: My wife tolerates me every day and shakes her head a lot while muttering to herself. So, basically the same.
What if I’m only a little sick or in a cute & cuddly way? Something like “sick as a hamster” or”sick as a quokka?”
What if I’m only a little sick or in a cute & cuddly way? Something like “sick as a hamster” or”sick as a quokka?”
I know George Washington.
You, sir, are no George Washington.
I know George Washington.
You, sir, are no George Washington.
Last week, my wife and I attended the baptism of our great niece. I mentioned that I was glad I wasn’t one of the heads of the five families.
She didn’t know what I meant.
We are now watching Godfather to help her understand.
Last week, my wife and I attended the baptism of our great niece. I mentioned that I was glad I wasn’t one of the heads of the five families.
She didn’t know what I meant.
We are now watching Godfather to help her understand.
Imagine going through life, enjoying Weird Al’s music, only to find out his real name is Dave!
It’s not, but just imagine.
Imagine going through life, enjoying Weird Al’s music, only to find out his real name is Dave!
It’s not, but just imagine.
“What’s up, dog?” ~Kristi Noem
“What’s up, dog?” ~Kristi Noem
Start time was 20 minutes ago, and no one is here.
Of course, my wife has already asked, “What if nobody shows up?”
Start time was 20 minutes ago, and no one is here.
Of course, my wife has already asked, “What if nobody shows up?”
I always say good morning to her, and the other day she gave me a post-it with a simple message: (paraphrased)
Thank you for always showing me kindness.
I always say good morning to her, and the other day she gave me a post-it with a simple message: (paraphrased)
Thank you for always showing me kindness.
Trying to clean a house while a toddler is actively parkour-ing off the furniture and kissing/licking the windows is a losing battle.
Trying to clean a house while a toddler is actively parkour-ing off the furniture and kissing/licking the windows is a losing battle.