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Denim
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Prone to melancholy, but in a silly goofy kind of way. Get in good trouble 🫡
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storing all of my ancestral spirits in old snapple bottles
February 11, 2026 at 12:32 PM
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every commercial for ai is like “chat tell me how to read a spreadsheet”
February 9, 2026 at 12:51 AM
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1 bed, 1 bath, and several other rooms they might find your body in
February 10, 2026 at 11:29 PM
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“Four of my children just evaporated,” Badran said, holding back tears. “I looked for them a million times. Not a piece was left. Where did they go?”

There are no words to adequately describe the evil here.
Israel used weapons in Gaza that made thousands of Palestinians evaporate
US-made thermal weapons burning at 3,500C caused 2,842 people to "evaporate" in Gaza, Al Jazeera investigation finds.
www.aljazeera.com
February 10, 2026 at 10:29 PM
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William Kelly Is Out Of Custody And Back To The Streets. Minneapolis
2/8/26
February 10, 2026 at 1:19 AM
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Hasan Piker: "Why hasn't Bill Ackman left New York City?"
February 10, 2026 at 10:34 PM
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"Experts and witnesses attributed this phenomenon to Israel’s systematic use of internationally prohibited thermal and thermobaric weapons, often referred to as vacuum or aerosol bombs, capable of generating temperatures exceeding 3,500 degrees Celsius [6,332 degrees Fahrenheit]."
February 10, 2026 at 10:23 PM
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who called him Jeff Bezos and not Lex Loser
February 8, 2026 at 7:48 AM
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ICE had the worst of the worst after all. Not in custody, but on payroll.
Bloomington police announce arrests in sex trafficking bust: "Rashad Johnson out of Maple Grove. This is the most disturbing arrest that we've had here. He is a backgrounder for ICE, Homeland Security, and federal agencies."
February 10, 2026 at 10:00 PM
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Like 75% of the US Olympic curlers are from Minnesota. A lot of them curl out of two clubs in Saint Paul, one club is in Frogtown, a neighborhood that has been very heavily targeted by ICE. These curlers are good neighbors.
US Olympic Curling Team member speaks out against ICE:

"I'm proud to represent Team USA. But we'd be remiss if we didn't mention what's going on in Minnesota and what a tough time it's been. What's happening is wrong. There's no shades of gray."
February 10, 2026 at 10:03 PM
I feel like the ring ad was created specifically to rage bait me because my neighbors have one on their door DIRECTLY ACROSS THE HALL and can see into my apt every time I open my door. I hate it so much.

Fuck ring cameras
we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad
February 10, 2026 at 9:00 PM
I think I’ve seen this guy in Minneapolis kidnapping other people
Law enforcement on Tuesday released photos of a masked individual appearing to tamper with the camera at Nancy Guthrie’s front door on the morning of her disappearance. 🔗 on.wsj.com/46uTQjq
February 10, 2026 at 8:54 PM
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This is (by far) the most viral song I ever wrote, produced, and co-arranged, and I haven't put it online in months and months.

Today feels like the day to put it out in the world again and ask people to share it.

It is also on all streaming platforms, if you use those.
The Ballad of Jeff and Donny
YouTube video by Hounds - Topic
youtu.be
February 10, 2026 at 7:02 PM
Meditation might be healthier than stress eating ice cream cookie sandwiches but it is certainly not as tasty.
February 10, 2026 at 8:52 PM
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My medical alert bracelet just says "Delete my browser history"
February 10, 2026 at 5:31 PM
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The SAVE Act is a literal poll tax for married women who changed their last name.
February 10, 2026 at 1:27 PM
February 10, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Still the resale ones - wishing you luck!
February 10, 2026 at 5:25 PM
101-104 and 124-128

I hate floor/GA because I like to have a seat. I enjoy the sides closest to the stage. I try for those sections now.
February 10, 2026 at 5:24 PM
I was in there 30 minutes early and still wound up with 5k “ahead” of me. Got my ticket though!
February 10, 2026 at 5:21 PM
We slow danced outside the bar and fell asleep holding each other after watching a TV show we had both started and stopped on the same exact episode. In the morning, he walked me to my car and kissed me goodbye.

What a nice night with someone who doesn’t care if I live or die 😵‍💫
February 10, 2026 at 8:08 AM
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Thomas Massie is cooking right now and explicitly states that UAE Sultan Ahmed Bin Sulayem was sending torture videos to Epstein
February 10, 2026 at 3:18 AM
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I won't be able to afford retirement but I do have a spare toilet seat
February 9, 2026 at 6:17 PM