Mrs.Platypus
@mrsplatypus.bsky.social
(she/her) TTRPG player and designer, artist, world-class procrastinator, my cats seem to like me
There's one more! The other Crane boys have been trying to talk to him about that beard for years.
December 6, 2025 at 9:58 AM
There's one more! The other Crane boys have been trying to talk to him about that beard for years.
Okay listen. I'm trying to get my ISP to fix my internet, I've been trying since Thursday, it's not working and probably won't be fixed this week.
But now I remembered what happened with the previous ISP I had last year, and now I'm pretty sure it's REALLY, actually all Stupid Pigeons.
But now I remembered what happened with the previous ISP I had last year, and now I'm pretty sure it's REALLY, actually all Stupid Pigeons.
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Okay listen. I'm trying to get my ISP to fix my internet, I've been trying since Thursday, it's not working and probably won't be fixed this week.
But now I remembered what happened with the previous ISP I had last year, and now I'm pretty sure it's REALLY, actually all Stupid Pigeons.
But now I remembered what happened with the previous ISP I had last year, and now I'm pretty sure it's REALLY, actually all Stupid Pigeons.
Halfway through a solo game of Ex Novo by @sharkbombs.bsky.social and @konstantinosd.bsky.social. I'm having a lot of fun with this version of the game! I will finish it up in a few days and add some proper lines and color to the pencil map and post it.
December 1, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Halfway through a solo game of Ex Novo by @sharkbombs.bsky.social and @konstantinosd.bsky.social. I'm having a lot of fun with this version of the game! I will finish it up in a few days and add some proper lines and color to the pencil map and post it.
I was talking to someone about American cars recently, and just for fun I put this thing in front of a Ford F-350. 🙃🙃🙃
December 1, 2025 at 12:34 PM
I was talking to someone about American cars recently, and just for fun I put this thing in front of a Ford F-350. 🙃🙃🙃
You just died, the sixth picture in your camera roll is what killed you.
I was fully expecting it to be one of my cats, but instead I'm going to be killed by this demon my nephew drew, I guess.
I was fully expecting it to be one of my cats, but instead I'm going to be killed by this demon my nephew drew, I guess.
November 28, 2025 at 8:15 AM
You just died, the sixth picture in your camera roll is what killed you.
I was fully expecting it to be one of my cats, but instead I'm going to be killed by this demon my nephew drew, I guess.
I was fully expecting it to be one of my cats, but instead I'm going to be killed by this demon my nephew drew, I guess.
Sometimes a random recipe you find online turns out to be one of the most delicious things you've ever cooked. Holy hell, this is amazing.
www.instagram.com/reel/DRJvI9B...
www.instagram.com/reel/DRJvI9B...
November 21, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Sometimes a random recipe you find online turns out to be one of the most delicious things you've ever cooked. Holy hell, this is amazing.
www.instagram.com/reel/DRJvI9B...
www.instagram.com/reel/DRJvI9B...
Jfc, I love them to bits, but tonight these little asholes woke me up every 30-60 min, ALL NIGHT, for no damn reason. I'm barely conscious.
November 19, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Jfc, I love them to bits, but tonight these little asholes woke me up every 30-60 min, ALL NIGHT, for no damn reason. I'm barely conscious.
The second cat is even better at this
November 7, 2025 at 6:56 PM
The second cat is even better at this
My cat keeps trying to do the same thing with my PC.
November 7, 2025 at 6:22 PM
My cat keeps trying to do the same thing with my PC.
The western sidw is also mostly hilly/mountainous, you can see it on the terrain view.
November 1, 2025 at 12:38 PM
The western sidw is also mostly hilly/mountainous, you can see it on the terrain view.
Jfc the guest cast for the #MightyNein show... 🫨🫨🫨
October 15, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Jfc the guest cast for the #MightyNein show... 🫨🫨🫨
I have the same cat
Lounging in a bright sun beam
With sleepy green eyes
Lounging in a bright sun beam
With sleepy green eyes
October 9, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I have the same cat
Lounging in a bright sun beam
With sleepy green eyes
Lounging in a bright sun beam
With sleepy green eyes
I really really need to get up but...
October 5, 2025 at 11:19 AM
I really really need to get up but...
Why is the most amazing sunset always over some shit place like a random IKEA parking lot
September 19, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Why is the most amazing sunset always over some shit place like a random IKEA parking lot
I came back from vacation sick as hell, but at least there was a nice surprise in my mailbox. @sonnyross.bsky.social @loottheroom.bsky.social thank you for the pick me up!
September 10, 2025 at 9:49 AM
I came back from vacation sick as hell, but at least there was a nice surprise in my mailbox. @sonnyross.bsky.social @loottheroom.bsky.social thank you for the pick me up!
I understand this problem...
September 5, 2025 at 2:26 PM
I understand this problem...
It does for most locations - if you zoom in, individual houses will pop up, with numbers. You can verify with street view if the street has it, or with satellite view if it doesn't (compare shape of the house, lawn and driveway, if there's a tree, color of a roof, etc.). Stay safe!
September 3, 2025 at 6:38 AM
It does for most locations - if you zoom in, individual houses will pop up, with numbers. You can verify with street view if the street has it, or with satellite view if it doesn't (compare shape of the house, lawn and driveway, if there's a tree, color of a roof, etc.). Stay safe!
I once again made the mistake of joining a conversation about American problems with transportation infrastructure. So, speaking of failed modes of transit - ship big.
September 1, 2025 at 6:10 PM
I once again made the mistake of joining a conversation about American problems with transportation infrastructure. So, speaking of failed modes of transit - ship big.
Someone in the comments posted an explanation of how this is different from the UK situation.
(to be clear, I think both situations absolutely suck)
(to be clear, I think both situations absolutely suck)
August 23, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Someone in the comments posted an explanation of how this is different from the UK situation.
(to be clear, I think both situations absolutely suck)
(to be clear, I think both situations absolutely suck)
I got mail! Two #TTRPG design zines from @ndpdesign.com.
I'm going to dive in over the weekend, but after a quick look I can already tell this is going to be great.
I'm going to dive in over the weekend, but after a quick look I can already tell this is going to be great.
August 19, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I got mail! Two #TTRPG design zines from @ndpdesign.com.
I'm going to dive in over the weekend, but after a quick look I can already tell this is going to be great.
I'm going to dive in over the weekend, but after a quick look I can already tell this is going to be great.
Look at this ridiculous creature
August 19, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Look at this ridiculous creature
Ok, here's a 2min pigeon. Pigeons are fun to draw, even badly.
August 17, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Ok, here's a 2min pigeon. Pigeons are fun to draw, even badly.