I will never forgive the MAGA movement for turning my mom into a venomous person.

Bisexual awareness day. Beware of this bisexual. She'll seduce your mom and bankrupt your dad.

I will now be referring to "I can fix him" as #simpathy

USA media by the end of the orange nonce's term.

I'm going to become president of the USA so that I can make sure all my favorite YouTubers get military funerals and canonized.
Saint Coporal JackSepticEye and Lieutenant Bishop Chad Chad ❤️

My tummy hurts. Surely $30 worth of Taco Bell will cure me.

"But his kids!!"
#CharlieKirk #ThoughtCrime #RipBozo

Wow, so apparently it's okay for the President of Panem to die just because you don't like the words he says about the Districts?
He was a father, a grandfather, and husband. So much for the tolerant rebellion.

"But they're your family!"

They wouldn't spit on me if I were on fire and only talk to me when they don't agree with my political views. I barely think about them, which sucks because we are family. But, they actively go out of their way to upset me, which is worse. Fuck them.

*extremely Doc Brown in Back to the Future voice*: Charlie Kirk? the famous Nazi?

Remember when everyone was super giddy because they thought the big Orange got juiced?
Yeah, let's pretend we care about an objectively horrible person expiring.

"I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights" - Charlie Kirk, 2023

www.mediamatters.org/charlie-kirk...

Libraries should have little beaded off sections for smut/erotica like video stores used to do.