Mason
@msnws.bsky.social
📍 Chicago, IL
Idk I’m just a random guy. I putz around with various creative things. I’m also a huge nerd
Idk I’m just a random guy. I putz around with various creative things. I’m also a huge nerd
Currently waiting for every country in the world to give our government one of these after what we did in Venezuela
January 6, 2026 at 1:25 AM
Currently waiting for every country in the world to give our government one of these after what we did in Venezuela
Ordered so many crab rangoons to go with my dinner tonight that they might as well call me the “goon king of Chicago” (not in that way)
December 20, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Ordered so many crab rangoons to go with my dinner tonight that they might as well call me the “goon king of Chicago” (not in that way)
Hear me out… Tay Zonday is just Gustavo Fring after inhaling sulfur hexafluoride
December 19, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Hear me out… Tay Zonday is just Gustavo Fring after inhaling sulfur hexafluoride
I’m really gonna need a certain highly visible #Apple blogger to stop constantly posting about typography like he knows wtf he’s talking about
December 18, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I’m really gonna need a certain highly visible #Apple blogger to stop constantly posting about typography like he knows wtf he’s talking about
Soft ivory snow
now gently coats the park’s field;
A snowman, pushed down
#poetry #haiku #poem #writing #micropoetry #micropoem
now gently coats the park’s field;
A snowman, pushed down
#poetry #haiku #poem #writing #micropoetry #micropoem
December 12, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Soft ivory snow
now gently coats the park’s field;
A snowman, pushed down
#poetry #haiku #poem #writing #micropoetry #micropoem
now gently coats the park’s field;
A snowman, pushed down
#poetry #haiku #poem #writing #micropoetry #micropoem
Lmfao at how the villain in this 007 game is literally just Lenny Kravitz with no changes whatsoever
December 12, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Lmfao at how the villain in this 007 game is literally just Lenny Kravitz with no changes whatsoever
Got really excited during the new Tomb Raider trailer when I saw that monkey at the beginning because I was like “thank god we finally get a good graphics monkey game” and instead it was just frickin TOMB RAIDER???? Old ass franchise 🤦♂️ I want a good graphics monkey game
December 12, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Got really excited during the new Tomb Raider trailer when I saw that monkey at the beginning because I was like “thank god we finally get a good graphics monkey game” and instead it was just frickin TOMB RAIDER???? Old ass franchise 🤦♂️ I want a good graphics monkey game
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Then Birdo did lay with Yoshi, and knew him.
November 13, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Then Birdo did lay with Yoshi, and knew him.
Here’s my Game Awards prediction. Last reveal of the night: Jeffrey Epstein never died. PS5 timed exclusive.
December 12, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Here’s my Game Awards prediction. Last reveal of the night: Jeffrey Epstein never died. PS5 timed exclusive.
The worst joke in the Persona fandom is that Joker’s parents are Dante and Bayonetta. It’s like… sort of funny the first time you see/hear the joke, but certain fans drive this joke into the ground and WON’T stop
December 11, 2025 at 4:03 PM
The worst joke in the Persona fandom is that Joker’s parents are Dante and Bayonetta. It’s like… sort of funny the first time you see/hear the joke, but certain fans drive this joke into the ground and WON’T stop
Genuine question: does having right-wing beliefs somehow impact you the same way a degenerative brain disease does? Because every single day the fascists in charge do something exponentially more stupid than the day before
Marco Rubio bans Calibri font at State Department for being too DEI | TechCrunch
Calibri, which could make documents easier to read for the vision impaired, was apparently installed in 2023 by the department’s then-DEI office. Rubio’s memo has designated Times New Roman as his ten...
techcrunch.com
December 11, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Genuine question: does having right-wing beliefs somehow impact you the same way a degenerative brain disease does? Because every single day the fascists in charge do something exponentially more stupid than the day before
Todd, I think it’s time… release Skyrim 2 already
Bethesda found another platform to release Skyrim on: Nintendo Switch 2 — and it's out today. https://bit.ly/3Ydkg4K
December 9, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Todd, I think it’s time… release Skyrim 2 already
Thanks for coming out tonight everyone! This is our new song. It’s titled: “Endoscopy!” 1, 2, 3, 4!
*nothing but choking noises into a microphone for 12 minutes*
*nothing but choking noises into a microphone for 12 minutes*
December 9, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Thanks for coming out tonight everyone! This is our new song. It’s titled: “Endoscopy!” 1, 2, 3, 4!
*nothing but choking noises into a microphone for 12 minutes*
*nothing but choking noises into a microphone for 12 minutes*
It’s almost impossible to resist the urge to loudly proclaim “I’m Edging!!!” every time I’m forced to open Microsoft Edge
December 4, 2025 at 8:35 PM
It’s almost impossible to resist the urge to loudly proclaim “I’m Edging!!!” every time I’m forced to open Microsoft Edge
Why have they not made shows about Tony Alto, Tony Tenor, Tony Baritone and Tony Bass yet?
December 4, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Why have they not made shows about Tony Alto, Tony Tenor, Tony Baritone and Tony Bass yet?
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This is fucking heartbreaking
Single Woman Tired Of Looking For Mr. Bean
SPOKANE, WA—Lamenting that she still hadn’t found the bug-eyed man-child of her dreams, area bachelorette Louise Perkins confirmed Tuesday that she was growing tired of constantly looking for Mr. Bean...
theonion.com
December 3, 2025 at 4:09 PM
This is fucking heartbreaking
New iPhone feature idea… just like how the default email signature is “Sent from my iPhone”, all texts and emails sent from the toilet automatically end with “Sent from my Bathroom.” Make it happen Apple!!!
December 3, 2025 at 4:04 PM
New iPhone feature idea… just like how the default email signature is “Sent from my iPhone”, all texts and emails sent from the toilet automatically end with “Sent from my Bathroom.” Make it happen Apple!!!
Boo fucking hoo. Sorry, but as it is now, Christkindlmarket is one of the LEAST pleasant holiday experiences in Chicago. This, alongside the Christmas Parade every year, funnels huge crowds into extremely tight spaces. It’s dangerous as hell and having a capacity limit is a good move #Chicago
Christkindlmarket's New Capacity Limit Poses 'Existential Threat' To Popular Holiday Market: Organizers
The city's new capacity restrictions at Christkindlmarket are less than half what the market was allowed to hold during the pandemic. The move hurts vendors and will make lines even longer, organizers...
blockclubchicago.org
December 1, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Boo fucking hoo. Sorry, but as it is now, Christkindlmarket is one of the LEAST pleasant holiday experiences in Chicago. This, alongside the Christmas Parade every year, funnels huge crowds into extremely tight spaces. It’s dangerous as hell and having a capacity limit is a good move #Chicago
I don’t care about the Epstein Files. Release the Bubba Tapes though for sure. I wanna see my mans going absolutely FERAL on Billy’s glizzy
November 18, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I don’t care about the Epstein Files. Release the Bubba Tapes though for sure. I wanna see my mans going absolutely FERAL on Billy’s glizzy
If the “wokeness” of a given LLM is the determining factor for whether or not you use it, I really have to question what you could possibly be using AI for
JD Vance: "I'm a Grok guy. I think it's the best. It's also the least woke."
November 15, 2025 at 7:45 PM
If the “wokeness” of a given LLM is the determining factor for whether or not you use it, I really have to question what you could possibly be using AI for
One time a woman on a dating app told me I looked like JD Vance (as a neutral comment) and I haven’t been able to recover ever since…
November 15, 2025 at 6:44 PM
One time a woman on a dating app told me I looked like JD Vance (as a neutral comment) and I haven’t been able to recover ever since…
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it’s the freaking weeking baby!!
November 14, 2025 at 3:01 PM
it’s the freaking weeking baby!!