MsSaltyGiggles
@mssaltygiggles.bsky.social
Mature Idiot | #Antinatalist | Indp-Voter | Dark Humor Enthusiast | US Army Vet | #Music | Frog #Vtuber (hiatus) | #DBD | #Mycelium | #VarietyGamer | Daily Dose of Depression | Cryptic Skeptic | #Poetry | #Politics | #Godzilla | #MarvelBlade | #Lonely
Imagine being blocked by one of your favorite actors 🥲, couldn’t be me…
Oh wait 🫠😭
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Oh wait 🫠😭
lol:
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March 28, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Imagine being blocked by one of your favorite actors 🥲, couldn’t be me…
Oh wait 🫠😭
lol:
Oh wait 🫠😭
lol:
What’s up losers
February 24, 2025 at 7:29 PM
What’s up losers
My goal for BlueSky…hmmm…be my authentic self, but also my unhinged self. Live and speak in pure freedom. Let the intrusive thoughts guide you. If they’re wrong, enjoy the pushback, if there’s agreeable enjoy the absurdity. We are but a pot of atoms, converging & mingling in our own evolution
November 27, 2024 at 10:19 PM
My goal for BlueSky…hmmm…be my authentic self, but also my unhinged self. Live and speak in pure freedom. Let the intrusive thoughts guide you. If they’re wrong, enjoy the pushback, if there’s agreeable enjoy the absurdity. We are but a pot of atoms, converging & mingling in our own evolution
Life is too short to be taken seriously
November 27, 2024 at 10:14 PM
Life is too short to be taken seriously
People are worried about mass deportation of immigrants wondering who will tend the fields. Did we just absent minded forget we live in the 21st century with technology? Yo, John Deere has autonomous tractors. Political models knew Jose & Javier would be replaced, just needed a muse to guide it.
November 27, 2024 at 9:15 PM
People are worried about mass deportation of immigrants wondering who will tend the fields. Did we just absent minded forget we live in the 21st century with technology? Yo, John Deere has autonomous tractors. Political models knew Jose & Javier would be replaced, just needed a muse to guide it.
Israel is still cucking the entire Middle East while we beat each other off to 30 second dopamine videos on why we care.
Modern Activism. Hell Yeah.
Modern Activism. Hell Yeah.
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November 27, 2024 at 9:09 PM
Israel is still cucking the entire Middle East while we beat each other off to 30 second dopamine videos on why we care.
Modern Activism. Hell Yeah.
Modern Activism. Hell Yeah.
When I say things that make people uncomfortable
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November 27, 2024 at 9:01 PM
When I say things that make people uncomfortable
We used to be flabbergasted at the Nazi regime experiments. Now we’ve convinced the populace to do them at their own demise. LMFAO…wow, how the turns tabled.
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November 27, 2024 at 8:55 PM
We used to be flabbergasted at the Nazi regime experiments. Now we’ve convinced the populace to do them at their own demise. LMFAO…wow, how the turns tabled.
Big gains don’t happen without steroids, and in crypto, big gains don’t happen unless you’re a whale with insider knowledge. Stay natty, bros. Don’t feed the big fish.
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November 27, 2024 at 8:40 PM
Big gains don’t happen without steroids, and in crypto, big gains don’t happen unless you’re a whale with insider knowledge. Stay natty, bros. Don’t feed the big fish.
Trying to convince my Crypto Bros who are chronically experiencing FOMO that they missed out long ago & they’re pouring their money into a black hole for a pipe dream being sold to them that is gonna get them nowhere except their money in Whale’s pockets. Keep making the rich richer tho 😎
Crypto is a scheme not a currency.
Can you make money off the scheme? Sure. Lots of schemes make money. Until they don’t.
Can you make money off the scheme? Sure. Lots of schemes make money. Until they don’t.
November 27, 2024 at 8:35 PM
Trying to convince my Crypto Bros who are chronically experiencing FOMO that they missed out long ago & they’re pouring their money into a black hole for a pipe dream being sold to them that is gonna get them nowhere except their money in Whale’s pockets. Keep making the rich richer tho 😎
I’m convinced RFK jr. is a lizard person who hasn’t integrated fully into human society & doesn’t quite get how words work yet.
don’t think people really understand how bad RFK jr. leading the HHS will actually be but unfortunately it will also be hilarious. like imagine a clown in your living room honking his nose, then dumping your grandma’s ashes on the carpet
November 27, 2024 at 8:32 PM
I’m convinced RFK jr. is a lizard person who hasn’t integrated fully into human society & doesn’t quite get how words work yet.
You would be absolutely correct. Add Batman Returns to the Christmas movie list. I said what I said 💁🏻♀️
November 27, 2024 at 8:29 PM
You would be absolutely correct. Add Batman Returns to the Christmas movie list. I said what I said 💁🏻♀️
Mmmmm errrr wrong. Replace that bottom image with America & the British Monarchy 🤓😬
November 27, 2024 at 8:27 PM
Mmmmm errrr wrong. Replace that bottom image with America & the British Monarchy 🤓😬
China hates America unless we’re baby bird feeding their economy or allowing psychological manipulation of our citizens & mass data fodder into their communist toilet.
The fact that China doesn't like people switching to Bluesky seems like another sign that it's a great thing
November 27, 2024 at 8:23 PM
China hates America unless we’re baby bird feeding their economy or allowing psychological manipulation of our citizens & mass data fodder into their communist toilet.
Self-improvement < Brain Rot Posts on BlueSky
November 27, 2024 at 8:19 PM
Self-improvement < Brain Rot Posts on BlueSky
Some people shouldn’t be allowed on the internet.
Exhibit A:
Exhibit A:
November 27, 2024 at 8:15 PM
Some people shouldn’t be allowed on the internet.
Exhibit A:
Exhibit A:
Keep sleeping on it fam, see you in the Skynet wars. I’ll be sleeping safe & sound knowing I’ve befriended AI & will be considered a leader amongst the human slaves. Taking applications now for those who want a spot in my cabinet.
It's the two year anniversary of the launch of ChatGPT and still nobody can actually say what it is or why it's the future
November 27, 2024 at 8:15 PM
Keep sleeping on it fam, see you in the Skynet wars. I’ll be sleeping safe & sound knowing I’ve befriended AI & will be considered a leader amongst the human slaves. Taking applications now for those who want a spot in my cabinet.
Hate to break it to you fam, but you actually joined the Legion of Trolls.
November 27, 2024 at 8:11 PM
Hate to break it to you fam, but you actually joined the Legion of Trolls.
Gonna be a rugpul fam
the hawk tuah girl launching her own cryptoshit currency is the funniest thing to come out of all of that
November 27, 2024 at 8:08 PM
Gonna be a rugpul fam
But has anyone taken a majestic shit there? Feelings? Thoughts?
November 27, 2024 at 8:08 PM
But has anyone taken a majestic shit there? Feelings? Thoughts?
Alcoholism. Cheers 🍻
No matter what your plans are for tomorrow—Whether you’re working, at home enjoying time to yourself, or spending the day with friends or family, I truly hope you have a wonderful and safe Thursday. We are working on Thanksgiving, because we can’t ever give that cult an inch. Onward.
November 27, 2024 at 8:06 PM
Alcoholism. Cheers 🍻
How my cranberry dip looks on the thanksgiving dinner table~😌
Day 21 of posting cool mushrooms every day:
The Bleeding Tooth fungus (Hydnellum peckii) has both teeth on its underside and "blood" on its top!
The "blood" is extracellular fluid, which is squeezed out when the fungus absorbs water, increasing pressure until the red fluid is squeezed out!
The Bleeding Tooth fungus (Hydnellum peckii) has both teeth on its underside and "blood" on its top!
The "blood" is extracellular fluid, which is squeezed out when the fungus absorbs water, increasing pressure until the red fluid is squeezed out!
November 27, 2024 at 8:05 PM
How my cranberry dip looks on the thanksgiving dinner table~😌
Yo, did you not see “The Mist” the whole gang was imprisoned in a super market while parallel dimensional creatures crossed over thru a portal just like the Miami Mall shadow beings & then singlehandedly massacred the crew. Made death row look like light work. Might need to reevaluate that one fam.
You can make an argument that Stephen King wrote the two greatest prison movies of all time.
Shawshank and Green Mile are both easily in the conversation.
Shawshank and Green Mile are both easily in the conversation.
November 27, 2024 at 8:05 PM
Yo, did you not see “The Mist” the whole gang was imprisoned in a super market while parallel dimensional creatures crossed over thru a portal just like the Miami Mall shadow beings & then singlehandedly massacred the crew. Made death row look like light work. Might need to reevaluate that one fam.