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Dr Judge, fatigued
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I'm the 'MAKE GOBLIN KING NOBLE' person.

Decertified MTG L2

he/him

Co-Host of JudgeCast: https://judgecast.com/
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Day 189!

Ok, if you insist.

@magic.wizards.com

#GoblinKing
#mtg
Three young ladies are in a convertible. They are clearly wise beyond their years. One gives a directive to the reader to get in the car, they're on the way to make Goblin King noble. Do it. Get in the car.
February 15, 2026 at 12:31 PM
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Some goblins are blue,
Some goblins are black,
Goblin King is noble,
Bet on that Jack!
Magic The Gathering promo card, Goblin King. He's wearing a jaunty crown and is in an LGS.
February 14, 2026 at 3:20 PM
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Day 188!

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Goblin King is Noble!
Uh... that's all I've got.

@magic.wizards.com

#GoblinKing
#mtg

(Even though she won't see it, Happy Anniversary to my wife. 29 years of marriage today!)
Cyclops lady with purple hair looks at a candy heart that says Goblin King is Noble!
February 14, 2026 at 2:44 PM
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Day 187!

Sometimes you gotta read the ALT text.

@magic.wizards.com

#GobkinKing
#mtg
The Soup Guy from the sitcom Seinfeld. He's notorious for being... opinionated. Here he is playing the role of WotC and telling our intrepid hero Goblin King, 'No noble for you.' As if that would stop me from asking.
February 13, 2026 at 4:48 PM
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The wildly feral carnivore beast Leeloo eats her morning gift of blueberries
February 13, 2026 at 12:23 PM
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Day 186!

Making fetch a thing again in 2026!

@magic.wizards.com

#GoblinKing
#mtg
A lady that might be a spirit me says she is going to create so many Goblin King memes that is so fetch.
February 12, 2026 at 1:47 PM
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Day 185!

Might be the funniest exchange in all of Rick and Morty. It's even better now.

@magic.wizards.com

#GoblinKing
#mtg
Butterbot in a three panel comic asks Rick Sanchez what is it's purpose in life and is told he is getting a strict upgrade. WotC, your Butterbot is in the mail.
February 11, 2026 at 3:46 PM
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Day 184!

Who's that Pokemon?!

@magic.wizards.com

#GoblinKing
#mtg
Screen shot of Ash from Pokemon trying to catch a noble creature in the game - obviously a Wild Goblin King has appeared!
February 10, 2026 at 4:53 PM
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Day 183!

I'd be sad too, kid.

@magic.wizards.com

#GoblinKing
#mtg
Conversation between a mom and her son, son asked for a noble goblin - obv asking for Goblin King. Mom says we have one at home. Kid finds out it is a changeling. Kid is disappointed.
February 9, 2026 at 2:08 PM
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Day 182!

Skeletor is such a scamp.

@magic.wizards.com

#GoblinKing
#mtg
Skeletor from He-Man states in a provocative way that Goblin King is noble and then runs away. I think because he is a coward.
February 8, 2026 at 8:40 PM
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The _REAL_ Superb Owl.

I don't know who else is playing this game, but the buck stops here.

Judges, cosigned?
Archie is an owl symbol from Judge Academy judge promos. He is PERFECT.
February 8, 2026 at 1:10 AM
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EARS!
Leeloo Dallas Multipass is an Australian cattle dog mix. Her ears are perked up on alert. She protects.
February 8, 2026 at 12:30 AM
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Day 181!

Heya WotC, I can do this by Zoom or in person. Operators, as they say, are standing by, DMs are open, I'm in the book (ask your parents kids)...

@magic.wizards.com

#GoblinKing
#mtg
Welcome to my amazing 27 part presentation about why Goblin King should be noble.
February 7, 2026 at 2:40 PM
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Day 180!

This guy gets it.

@magic.wizards.com

#GoblinKing
#mtg
A gentleman stands for liberty and making Goblin King noble. As one should.
February 6, 2026 at 7:46 PM
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I mean...
Magic The Gathering card Goblin King with the correct creature type text.
February 6, 2026 at 7:44 PM
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Image of a Space Marine from 40K in red power armor. He is from a Chapter called the Blood Ravens. They are notorious for 'acquiring' other races and chapters relics and technology to use as their own. Here he is stating, 'A new wonderous [sic] gift for my collection, I shall accept it whether you like it or not.'
February 6, 2026 at 3:39 PM
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Yes, BUT WHY?
Book cover for 'How to Lose a Goblin in Ten Days'
February 5, 2026 at 6:03 PM
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Day 179!

I don't love The Office for reasons, but this one made me chuckle so we're just gonna roll with it.

@magic.wizards.com

#GoblinKing
#mtg
A scene from the Office. Lady - probably 1.4% of the world's population - says to stop trying to make him NOBLE. Jerk boss responds that he is gonna make him NOBLE even harder. It's me. I'm the jerk boss.
February 5, 2026 at 1:41 PM
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Day 178!

Me to any doubters that Goblin King isn't noble:

@magic.wizards.com

#GoblinKing
#mtg
Cartoon character with his back against the wall points at the crowd surrounding him and declares they are the ones that are wrong.
February 4, 2026 at 3:03 PM
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Day 177!

Look to our elders for occasional nuggets of wisdom...

@magic.wizards.com

#GoblinKing
#mtg
Old dude in a top hat pointing angrily and spitting facts. He's saying, back in his day Kings were noble.
February 3, 2026 at 5:34 PM
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Day 176!

You know you want to.

@magic.wizards.com
@magiconline.bsky.social

#GoblinKing
#mtg
A person, could be me but it's not, with a tear in their eye imploring WotC in the language of the day to make Goblin King noble.
February 2, 2026 at 1:46 PM
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Day 175!

Happy February!

I just want to know when it's going to warm up around here.

@magic.wizards.com

#GoblinKing
#mtg
Even the Google search engine with all its AI slop can't find a reason Goblin King isn't noble.
February 1, 2026 at 1:13 PM
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I have played WAY too much Tetris in my life to lose at this game.

#blokus
Game board with geometric shapes.
February 1, 2026 at 1:08 AM
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Ok, weird one.

It looks like the Companion app store locator does multiple choice correctly, but the website yields zero results when you ask for more.

I think that's wrong??

@blakepr.bsky.social
@carmparens.bsky.social

(Tagging Carmen because @wotcmatt.bsky.social did it last time).
A map of the DELMARVA area with zero results for search parameters of multiple event types.
January 31, 2026 at 8:09 PM
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Day 174!

As always, the ALT text does some serious work.

@magic.wizards.com

#GoblinKing
#mtg
2 panel comic where a short king in glasses and a lab coat is asked to say something sexy. He responds with Goblin King is noble. Y'all, this guy is going places in life!
January 31, 2026 at 6:54 PM