Joey
@muddymarsupial.bsky.social
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just some guy; just an absolute critter.
a he/him with a sprinkle of they/them as a treat.
boorish, demonic, angelic.
just some guy; just an absolute critter.
a he/him with a sprinkle of they/them as a treat.
boorish, demonic, angelic.
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when I die put my body on the hot dog roller at 7-Eleven
June 1, 2025 at 1:25 AM
when I die put my body on the hot dog roller at 7-Eleven
thank god for wes borland
April 5, 2025 at 11:37 PM
thank god for wes borland
vyvanse is great. it shows me how much of my problems are actually just autism.
March 24, 2025 at 2:07 AM
vyvanse is great. it shows me how much of my problems are actually just autism.
a disappointing ides of march. maybe next year
March 17, 2025 at 3:11 AM
a disappointing ides of march. maybe next year
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don’t you just hate it when you’ve tried absolutely nothing and the problems still persist
March 12, 2025 at 12:50 AM
don’t you just hate it when you’ve tried absolutely nothing and the problems still persist
you haven't lived until you've driven through gentle snowfall while listening to dungeon synth
#erang #dungeonsynth #music
youtu.be/K00qnBmFnPs?...
#erang #dungeonsynth #music
youtu.be/K00qnBmFnPs?...
Funeral For Erang
YouTube video by Erang
youtu.be
March 3, 2025 at 4:49 AM
you haven't lived until you've driven through gentle snowfall while listening to dungeon synth
#erang #dungeonsynth #music
youtu.be/K00qnBmFnPs?...
#erang #dungeonsynth #music
youtu.be/K00qnBmFnPs?...
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Imagine: clear sewage pipes connecting every house. The children, laughing, lined up to race daddy’s turd as it speeds toward the street. Celebrating the health of your neighbors with every flush. We must advocate for policies that encourage community
March 2, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Imagine: clear sewage pipes connecting every house. The children, laughing, lined up to race daddy’s turd as it speeds toward the street. Celebrating the health of your neighbors with every flush. We must advocate for policies that encourage community
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customer: your darkest roast please
barista: whoever created man wasted a good asshole when they put teeth in your mouth
barista: whoever created man wasted a good asshole when they put teeth in your mouth
March 1, 2025 at 2:45 PM
customer: your darkest roast please
barista: whoever created man wasted a good asshole when they put teeth in your mouth
barista: whoever created man wasted a good asshole when they put teeth in your mouth
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coffee so black spaghettification begins when you lean in for your first sip
February 22, 2025 at 1:33 PM
coffee so black spaghettification begins when you lean in for your first sip
I've no chill when this song starts playing. can't help but rhythmically convulse (dance). happy to have seen em before they dissolved
#yyc #music #bandcamp #goth #darkwave #synthwave #post-punk
meltedmirror.bandcamp.com/track/young-...
#yyc #music #bandcamp #goth #darkwave #synthwave #post-punk
meltedmirror.bandcamp.com/track/young-...
Young Fear, by Melted Mirror
from the album Past Life
meltedmirror.bandcamp.com
February 22, 2025 at 1:48 PM
I've no chill when this song starts playing. can't help but rhythmically convulse (dance). happy to have seen em before they dissolved
#yyc #music #bandcamp #goth #darkwave #synthwave #post-punk
meltedmirror.bandcamp.com/track/young-...
#yyc #music #bandcamp #goth #darkwave #synthwave #post-punk
meltedmirror.bandcamp.com/track/young-...
wish my brain worms got me into a position of power. instead, I get fiscal irresponsibility and being a slut.
February 21, 2025 at 1:18 PM
wish my brain worms got me into a position of power. instead, I get fiscal irresponsibility and being a slut.
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Ill never change my mind that some clothes is like 1000% hotter than no clothes at all
February 20, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Ill never change my mind that some clothes is like 1000% hotter than no clothes at all
if you ever want to pull your back in a new and interesting way, I'd definitely recommend anytime you have to wash and moisturize your feet to do so while standing and hopping on one foot. this can help increase chances of back injury significantly.
you can thank me later
you can thank me later
February 19, 2025 at 3:44 PM
if you ever want to pull your back in a new and interesting way, I'd definitely recommend anytime you have to wash and moisturize your feet to do so while standing and hopping on one foot. this can help increase chances of back injury significantly.
you can thank me later
you can thank me later
when I feel overwhelmed from having had a busy few days, I like to think about vampires. often in space. with galaxy-threatening powers.
this seems to level me out nicely.
this seems to level me out nicely.
February 17, 2025 at 4:02 AM
when I feel overwhelmed from having had a busy few days, I like to think about vampires. often in space. with galaxy-threatening powers.
this seems to level me out nicely.
this seems to level me out nicely.
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BATMAN: It appears the perpetrator robbed a fertility clinic. But who? And why?
A NEW GUY BATMAN RECENTLY MET NAMED “GUS LINGKUM”: Yes, how curious!
A NEW GUY BATMAN RECENTLY MET NAMED “GUS LINGKUM”: Yes, how curious!
February 16, 2025 at 4:14 AM
BATMAN: It appears the perpetrator robbed a fertility clinic. But who? And why?
A NEW GUY BATMAN RECENTLY MET NAMED “GUS LINGKUM”: Yes, how curious!
A NEW GUY BATMAN RECENTLY MET NAMED “GUS LINGKUM”: Yes, how curious!
I love all the things people say after a sneeze. there's bless you, gesundheit, salud, egészségedre. or my personal favourite: shut the fuck up.
February 15, 2025 at 1:16 PM
I love all the things people say after a sneeze. there's bless you, gesundheit, salud, egészségedre. or my personal favourite: shut the fuck up.
I don't have anything cutesy to say for vday except that I feel like being sexually objectified. that's pretty romantic, right?
February 14, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I don't have anything cutesy to say for vday except that I feel like being sexually objectified. that's pretty romantic, right?
oh shit, my ideal self
February 9, 2025 at 4:52 AM
oh shit, my ideal self
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I hope in the new Final Destination they finally defeat the evil villain, Rube Goldberg
February 9, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I hope in the new Final Destination they finally defeat the evil villain, Rube Goldberg
oh gaga, I dont know if i can abraca-do this anymore
February 9, 2025 at 2:56 AM
oh gaga, I dont know if i can abraca-do this anymore
the answer to the question "how will I get all the vegetables I need?" is and always will be: soup
February 7, 2025 at 11:21 PM
the answer to the question "how will I get all the vegetables I need?" is and always will be: soup
say we develop a treatment that causes immortality. let's call it elf juice. there would need to be serious sociological shifts to promote adaptation, growth, evolution, and revolution. tradition would HAVE to be met with at least skepticism before guzzling down that sweet hot elf juice
February 7, 2025 at 2:15 PM
say we develop a treatment that causes immortality. let's call it elf juice. there would need to be serious sociological shifts to promote adaptation, growth, evolution, and revolution. tradition would HAVE to be met with at least skepticism before guzzling down that sweet hot elf juice
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Modern fantasy sucks because all the titles are shit like "Stormkin: the Thrice Banished".
It should take a page out of spaghetti westerns and have cool names like "Three arrows for the dark elf" or "If you see the barbarian... Start praying!"
It should take a page out of spaghetti westerns and have cool names like "Three arrows for the dark elf" or "If you see the barbarian... Start praying!"
February 6, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Modern fantasy sucks because all the titles are shit like "Stormkin: the Thrice Banished".
It should take a page out of spaghetti westerns and have cool names like "Three arrows for the dark elf" or "If you see the barbarian... Start praying!"
It should take a page out of spaghetti westerns and have cool names like "Three arrows for the dark elf" or "If you see the barbarian... Start praying!"