Odyssey
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Odyssey
@mulberrynyc.bsky.social
Victim of wanderlust. Lover of the Beatles! I appreciate a cold beer or a glass of wine, but my tequila days are long gone!
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New Law Requires 15% Of Cocaine Received By Child Actors Be Set Aside For Future https://theonion.com/new-law-requires-15-of-cocaine-received-by-child-actors-be-set-aside-for-future/
August 21, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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Evidence Suggests Easter Island Heads Were Gifts From Overbearing Mother-In-Law https://theonion.com/evidence-suggests-easter-island-heads-were-gifts-from-overbearing-mother-in-law/
August 21, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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Trump Angry Not A Single Visiting European Leader Wearing Lederhosen, Tiny Hat theonion.com/trump-a...
August 18, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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MAGA’s really out in full force today, guess we struck a nerve. Lots of comments like “liberals don’t know anything about respect” and “Trump was just showing respect to Putin.” Uh huh… respect for who exactly? Putin? Russia? Yeah, no! We’re good.
August 18, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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A shout out to Anchorage! You showed up strong a beautiful reminder that support for Ukraine spans every corner of the world. Slava Ukraini! 🇺🇦
August 17, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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August 16, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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Opening Staff Rails Against Incompetence Of Closing Staff
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August 13, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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Disgusted God Puts Giant  Overturned Glass Atop   Humanity theonion.com/disgust...
August 13, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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Agriculture Secretary Demands U.S. Farmers Invent 5 New Melons By Friday
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August 12, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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Trump Orders Presidential Motorcade To Take Detour Through Homeless Encampment
August 12, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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Trump Rushed To Walter Reed To Watch Breast Exam theonion.com/trump-r...
August 11, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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Trump Deploys National Guard To Press Conference For Standing Ovation theonion.com/trump-d...
August 11, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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Alan Dershowitz Sues Farmers Market Vendor For Refusing To Sell Him Child
Alan Dershowitz Sues Farmers Market Vendor For Refusing To Sell Him Child
WEST TISBURY, MA—Following through on his threat of legal action, civil liberties lawyer Alan Dershowitz confirmed Monday that he had filed a lawsuit against a Martha’s Vineyard farmers market vendor ...
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August 11, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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RFK Jr. Recommends Eating Good Cancer To Kill The Bad Cancer theonion.com/rfk-jr-...
August 8, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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Kennedy Curse Sure Taking Its Sweet Time With RFK Jr.
August 7, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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Travel Mug Regales Other Mugs With Stories From Road
July 30, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles
Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles
WASHINGTON—Despite the president’s sagging approval rating overall, a Gallup Poll released Tuesday confirmed that Donald Trump’s support remained overwhelmingly strong among working-class American ped...
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July 29, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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Congress Passes Law Banning Women From Leaving House Without Makeup
Congress Passes Law Banning Women From Leaving House Without Makeup
WASHINGTON—In a landmark piece of legislation that disgusted supporters said was long overdue, Congress passed a law Thursday banning women from leaving the house without makeup. “For too long, Americ...
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July 14, 2025 at 3:00 PM