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Odyssey
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Victim of wanderlust. Lover of the Beatles! I appreciate a cold beer or a glass of wine, but my tequila days are long gone!
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New Law Requires 15% Of Cocaine Received By Child Actors Be Set Aside For Future https://theonion.com/new-law-requires-15-of-cocaine-received-by-child-actors-be-set-aside-for-future/
New Law Requires 15% Of Cocaine Received By Child Actors Be Set Aside For Future
August 21, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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Evidence Suggests Easter Island Heads Were Gifts From Overbearing Mother-In-Law https://theonion.com/evidence-suggests-easter-island-heads-were-gifts-from-overbearing-mother-in-law/
Evidence Suggests Easter Island Heads Were Gifts From Overbearing Mother-In-Law
August 21, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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Trump Angry Not A Single Visiting European Leader Wearing Lederhosen, Tiny Hat theonion.com/trump-a...
Trump Angry Not A Single Visiting European Leader Wearing Lederhosen, Tiny Hat
August 18, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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MAGA’s really out in full force today, guess we struck a nerve. Lots of comments like “liberals don’t know anything about respect” and “Trump was just showing respect to Putin.” Uh huh… respect for who exactly? Putin? Russia? Yeah, no! We’re good.
August 18, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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A shout out to Anchorage! You showed up strong a beautiful reminder that support for Ukraine spans every corner of the world. Slava Ukraini! 🇺🇦
August 17, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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Alan Dershowitz Sues Farmers Market Vendor For Refusing To Sell Him Child
Alan Dershowitz Sues Farmers Market Vendor For Refusing To Sell Him Child
WEST TISBURY, MA—Following through on his threat of legal action, civil liberties lawyer Alan Dershowitz confirmed Monday that he had filed a lawsuit against a Martha’s Vineyard farmers market vendor for refusing to sell him a child. “This is an affront to the principles of the free market,” said the 86-year-old attorney, who can be […]
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August 16, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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Fight The Trump Takeover
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August 16, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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Opening Staff Rails Against Incompetence Of Closing Staff
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Opening Staff Rails Against Incompetence Of Closing Staff
August 13, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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Disgusted God Puts Giant  Overturned Glass Atop   Humanity theonion.com/disgust...
Disgusted God Puts Giant  Overturned Glass Atop   Humanity
August 13, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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Agriculture Secretary Demands U.S. Farmers Invent 5 New Melons By Friday
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Agriculture Secretary Demands U.S. Farmers Invent 5 New Melons By Friday
August 12, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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Trump Orders Presidential Motorcade To Take Detour Through Homeless Encampment
Trump Orders Presidential Motorcade To Take Detour Through Homeless Encampment
August 12, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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Trump Rushed To Walter Reed To Watch Breast Exam theonion.com/trump-r...
Trump Rushed To Walter Reed To Watch Breast Exam
August 11, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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Trump Deploys National Guard To Press Conference For Standing Ovation theonion.com/trump-d...
Trump Deploys National Guard To Press Conference For Standing Ovation
August 11, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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Alan Dershowitz Sues Farmers Market Vendor For Refusing To Sell Him Child
Alan Dershowitz Sues Farmers Market Vendor For Refusing To Sell Him Child
WEST TISBURY, MA—Following through on his threat of legal action, civil liberties lawyer Alan Dershowitz confirmed Monday that he had filed a lawsuit against a Martha’s Vineyard farmers market vendor ...
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August 11, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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Desperate Trump Attempts To Flush 14-Year-Old Masseuse Down Toilet
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Desperate Trump Attempts To Flush 14-Year-Old Masseuse Down Toilet
WASHINGTON—In a frantic bid to dispose of damaging evidence amid ongoing scrutiny of his relationship with the late child sex offender Jeffrey Epstein, a desperate President Donald Trump reportedly attempted to flush a 14-year-old masseuse down the toilet Tuesday. “Oh Christ, c’mon, Ashley, don’t get stuck—uh, just gimme one second in here!” Trump said as […]
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August 9, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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Australia Admits All Those Animals Made Up
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Australia Admits All Those Animals Made Up
SYDNEY—Saying the ruse began as a harmless prank about the continent’s mammals having pouches, Australian Prime Minister Anthony Albanese admitted Tuesday that all those animals like wallabies, numbats, quokkas, and bandicoots were completely made up. “We just assumed everyone would have caught on by now, because these creatures are clearly imaginary,” said Albanese, adding that […]
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August 9, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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Watchdog Group Downgrades U.S. From Democracy To Whatever Political System Lobsters Have theonion.com/watchdo...
Watchdog Group Downgrades U.S. From Democracy To Whatever Political System Lobsters Have
WASHINGTON—Describing the shift as a troubling indicator for the health of the nation’s system of governance, watchdog group Freedom House published a report Wednesday downgrading the United States from a democracy to whatever political system lobsters have. “Persistent executive overreach and erosion of civil liberties mean that America now looks less like a traditional federal […]
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August 10, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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RFK Jr. Recommends Eating Good Cancer To Kill The Bad Cancer theonion.com/rfk-jr-...
RFK Jr. Recommends Eating Good Cancer To Kill The Bad Cancer
August 8, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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Kennedy Curse Sure Taking Its Sweet Time With RFK Jr.
Kennedy Curse Sure Taking Its Sweet Time With RFK Jr.
August 7, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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Travel Mug Regales Other Mugs With Stories From Road
Travel Mug Regales Other Mugs With Stories From Road
July 30, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles
Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles
WASHINGTON—Despite the president’s sagging approval rating overall, a Gallup Poll released Tuesday confirmed that Donald Trump’s support remained overwhelmingly strong among working-class American ped...
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July 29, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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Group Of Teen Girls Convinces JD Vance To Kill Himself
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Group Of Teen Girls Convinces JD Vance To Kill Himself
WASHINGTON—Lighting up his phone night and day with their cruel taunts, a group of teenage girls reportedly convinced Vice President JD Vance to kill himself Tuesday. “Everyone I know thinks you’re so gross,” 16-year-old Bailey Hayworth said in a video message she sent to Vance, causing the vice president of the United States to throw […]
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July 19, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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DOJ Removes All Mentions Of Justice From Website
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DOJ Removes All Mentions Of Justice From Website
WASHINGTON—In the latest of a series of escalations in President Donald Trump’s highly publicized war on “woke,” the U.S. Department of Justice reportedly removed all mentions of justice from its website Friday. The purge follows a directive from the DOJ last week to roll back pro-justice programs and delete thousands of webpages that contained banned […]
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July 19, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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Congress Passes Law Banning Women From Leaving House Without Makeup
Congress Passes Law Banning Women From Leaving House Without Makeup
WASHINGTON—In a landmark piece of legislation that disgusted supporters said was long overdue, Congress passed a law Thursday banning women from leaving the house without makeup. “For too long, Americ...
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July 14, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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Ted Cruz Assures Texans He Working Tirelessly To Get Vacation Refunded
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Ted Cruz Assures Texans He Working Tirelessly To Get Vacation Refunded
KERRVILLE, TX—Promising grieving Texans he would do everything in his power to make things right in the wake of last week’s deadly floods, Sen. Ted Cruz assured his constituents Wednesday that he was working tirelessly to get the rest of his Greek vacation refunded. “I have spent countless hours on the phone persuading Capital One […]
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July 12, 2025 at 6:00 PM