We have a standalone onion-and-potato-and-apple cupboard that has chickenwire cutouts in the doors, which my partner put it in a place that's just fantastically in the way.

If the US Coast Guard stops a ship in international water and the two crews are in love and they all have sex and have babies and the ships are in love and they have babies and the ship babies do cocaine, is that a crime?

She will also spend the rest of her life spewing the same bullshit, only now as the former CDER Director.

Ahh yes, the spoils system of biomedical research.

Congrats on inventing "recording your trip and playing it back to your friends".

... particularly by dorks who have financially brute-forced a lot of culture into a brittle and tiresome mold. And that has truly fucked KAWS' ability to be actually "cool," because if you're trying to boast about peeking into the secret garden, it helps to not have blown up the walls beforehand.

I feel like there's been a couple of these papers recently and they seem to be conceived in this venue-agnostic non-space. Does someone in need of SBIRT react poorly to "no safe level" prevention messaging? Well, does an alcohol-naive teenager get less than full benefit from MI?

Yeah I was a little startled when I grew up to realize EVERYONE hits the Martinelli's hard.

Bouncer Brian and his collection of nonoperational Ford Scouts sadly got priced out.

I'd help people separate from their doulas. I'd be a doula lipo.

We have found the one bar in Paris with an NFL season pass, in an effort to preemptively justify whatever horrors the euro hooligans visit upon us next year.

I forgot to get melatonin AMA