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Alex F.
@multiphasic.bsky.social
Commercial determinants of health. Harm reduction. Baseball. Crabs. Punk rock.

He/him. Good-bad (not evil).
Pinned
TFW a night heron has kicked your ass.
Sorry, CBP *stole the cash box*??
A screaming woman in an apron was seen running from the stand into the safety of a nearby firetruck, while the stand's other employees weren't so lucky.

The full story: lataco.com/border-patro...

By Aisha Wallace-Palomares and @eltragon.bsky.social
December 4, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Just waking up and picturing postmatrimonial broadcast spawning.
Trad Christian Mer folk have joined the War on Christmas
December 3, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Lies. I have one trashcan spacecat and one purebred Minion of Moloch.
I love it when people post a picture of some regular guy to reddit and say “what breed is my cat?”

Ma’am, your cat came out of some muddy shrubs in your friend’s sister’s back yard
December 3, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Just killed about two-and-a-half jetlagged early morning hours in Paris explaining The Bass Solo to Kelly.
December 2, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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ACT UP NY announces HEALTHGATE, “a campaign released on the heels of World AIDS Day…that condemns Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy, Jr.’s deadly pseudoscience-led healthcare death circus while calling for the implementation of the New York Health Act & sustained funding for public & global health”
December 1, 2025 at 10:22 PM
"Believe in God, the soul, the spirit, the infinite, believe in angels if you like, but not in the great celestial get-together for an exchange of views. If the answers are in the back of the book I can wait, but what a drag. Better to struggle on knowing that failure is final."
RIP Tom Stoppard, among many other things the writer on BRAZIL who came up with the Tuttle/Buttle angle, which gave the film its spine. Plus if he wrote every line in LAST CRUSADE he's the one to thank for "I should have mailed it to the Marx Brothers." www.hollywoodreporter.com/lifestyle/ar...
Tom Stoppard, Cerebral Storyteller for Stage and Screen, Dies at 88
The British playwright won acclaim for 'Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead,' 'The Real Thing' and 'Leopoldstadt' and received an Oscar for 'Shakespeare in Love.'
www.hollywoodreporter.com
November 29, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I mean, I absolutely don't get KAWS. There's not a lot to get, but there's a lot of surface-level artists who are legitimately more fun. But there's no question that "red-chip" art is about trying to use money to shift the locus of what's cool...

hyperallergic.com/kaws-makes-a...
KAWS Makes Art for the Tech Bro Era
His exhibition at SFMOMA could have examined the collapse of culture at the hands of commodity, but instead it nudges us toward the gift shop.
hyperallergic.com
November 27, 2025 at 11:15 AM
So should I get my ex who flips lacquer manga pins to run, or is D4 supe a better fit for my HC homie who may still be banned from Massachusetts for liberating a mink farm?
November 25, 2025 at 8:33 AM
WOMAN AT TABLE NEXT TO US IN THE MARAIS: You know how there are death doulas? And birth doulas? So I have a whole-life doula.
November 24, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Moose Bar, if Frenchsky (Cielbleu?) cares to join.
We have found the one bar in Paris with an NFL season pass, in an effort to preemptively justify whatever horrors the euro hooligans visit upon us next year.
November 23, 2025 at 12:31 PM
I had so convinced myself the band was referencing Mark Portugal that I was scared if I made a jokey reference to Mark Portugal I'd get a flood of eye-roll-you-don't-get-it resplies, but after a sec of jetlagged Wiki-ing it turns out the band's name has nothing at all to do with Mark Portugal.
Seeing my Portugal. The Man buddies in concert tonight!
November 23, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Worse, these fears are added to fears that they'll keep getting their asses kicked by 15-year-olds.
November 23, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Obviously, as an MPH would received GradPLUS loans, I have skin in this game. But honestly, an MPH can be approximated via other fields. Taking out nursing is truly, truly horrific and deliberately creating a nursing shortage will kill tens or hundreds of thousands.
🧵 Let’s be so effing for real right now. The Department of Education saying these jobs are no longer PROFESSIONAL is dumb as hell and insulting as fuck. It takes YEARS of post-graduate training, including passing certifying exams, to earn degrees in these fields. #fdt #momsky
November 21, 2025 at 6:14 AM
In grad school, I helped piece together a clinical review on the impact of media on severe eating disorders. At that point, we weren't really discriminating between "the Internet" and "social media," but in retrospect it's obvious that the curation potential of social media...
I'm not even on the side of tiktok where I'm seeing these women, for the most part. I'm on the side of tiktok telling people to block these women unless you want to see someone die
November 21, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Man we wasted so much energy being mean to Julia Allison, we missed the larger and substantially more toxic fameball that was about to flatten the last vestiges of American media.
Time for the Nardwuar/Nuzzi interview.
November 18, 2025 at 7:50 PM
It's my father, he's telling me to come along if I want but he's not going to wait, except every time I move to go to him he's behind me and receding, and also he's dan dan noodles.
I do not dream of weeknight meals
November 17, 2025 at 3:17 PM
My Californian ass once again trying to puzzle through

1. the decision to put cheese on crab, notwithstanding the fact that

2. things described as "crab-flavored" often taste nothing like crab, because

3. "crab" flavor often means "Old Bay" flavor even though you can just say "Old Bay".
cheesy crab dip potato chips
November 14, 2025 at 3:39 PM
You spend your 20s trying to be Captain Badass just to realize she only has eyes for
November 12, 2025 at 3:57 PM
All you need is a bit character to tell Idris Elba in passing that some white failhard was pretending to be him.
Spoiler: it’s because he died. The writers of a franchise whose main character has been played by seven actors across sixty years think they have to come up with a plot explanation for the character coming back after dying in the previous movie. radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
EXCLUSIVE: James Bond Writers Reveal Twist That Has Left New Creators With 'Huge Headache' When It Comes to Resurrecting the Super-Spy for Amazon
Bond writers are now racking their brain, trying to move forward with the franchise after the last film's wild twist.
radaronline.com
November 11, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I can feel it, feel it
When the clock strikes three

I can touch it, taste it
Yeah I'm finally free

Cause it's my time, my time
It's up to me

Hi-C, Hi-C
Smash the bourgeoisie
I AM
STUCK
ON
BAND-AID BRAND
CUZ
BAND-AID’S
STUCK
ON
ME
November 11, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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BIG NEWS OUTTA PITTSBURGH 🔥
BREAKING: We won!

Today the 3rd Circuit Court ordered the @post-gazette.com to restore our contract it illegally tore up 5 years ago. That’s our health care, PTO, right to a 40-hr. work week, short-term disability and so much more we’ve struck for 3+ years.

pghguild.com/2025/11/10/p...
November 10, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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November 8, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Alienating my cats through socialism.
November 8, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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3/ Vought & DOGE shortchanged public health programs this yr. So, no matter what budget Congress passes, the exec branch may continue to do as it wants.

“This is a huge deal because the power of the purse is central to Congress’ ability to shape and direct policy.”
kffhealthnews.org/news/article...
Wielding Obscure Budget Tools, Trump’s ‘Reaper’ Vought Sows Turmoil in Public Health - KFF Health News
Through shrouded bureaucratic maneuvers, White House budget director Russell Vought and DOGE have quietly upended outbreak response, HIV treatment, and dementia care in communities across America.
kffhealthnews.org
November 7, 2025 at 1:37 PM