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If our beliefs about the gospel of Jesus as Christians are somehow threatened by diversity, inclusion, equality, and the empowerment of others, we have deeply misunderstood the gospel of Jesus.
February 9, 2026 at 1:38 PM
If our beliefs about the gospel of Jesus as Christians are somehow threatened by diversity, inclusion, equality, and the empowerment of others, we have deeply misunderstood the gospel of Jesus.
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“Oh, what a crock-load of mierda—¿qué?—¿qué está pasando? ” said local 43-year-old Randy Hance
Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance (‘¡Dios Mío!’ Cry Millions Of Panicking Republicans)
BOISE, ID—Crying out “¡Dios mío!” and “¡Ayúdame!” as soon as they heard the opening notes of the Puerto Rican superstar’s “EoO,” millions of terrified conservatives reportedly lost the ability to spea...
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February 9, 2026 at 7:40 PM
“Oh, what a crock-load of mierda—¿qué?—¿qué está pasando? ” said local 43-year-old Randy Hance
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I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what
I stand with County Executive Calvin Ball as he signs emergency legislation today prohibiting privately owned buildings from being used as ICE detention centers.
Howard County chose dignity, accountability, and its people. Tune into our event now:
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Howard County chose dignity, accountability, and its people. Tune into our event now:
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February 7, 2026 at 2:34 PM
I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what
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Trump Appoints Lara Trump To Be Next Dilbert https://theonion.com/trump-appoints-lara-trump-to-be-next-dilbert/
February 5, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Trump Appoints Lara Trump To Be Next Dilbert https://theonion.com/trump-appoints-lara-trump-to-be-next-dilbert/
Finished up my second time through Metroid Prime 4. Still only got 99% items and 96% scans. For my money, scanning is a net negative. I would’ve preferred the art direction much more without it. Still my GOTY
Now I just need some Professor Layton to be dropped
Now I just need some Professor Layton to be dropped
February 4, 2026 at 12:27 AM
Finished up my second time through Metroid Prime 4. Still only got 99% items and 96% scans. For my money, scanning is a net negative. I would’ve preferred the art direction much more without it. Still my GOTY
Now I just need some Professor Layton to be dropped
Now I just need some Professor Layton to be dropped
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“Bye, bye Abraham Lincoln! We’re going to turn you into slime, and then the Hotel Prize in Appliance [sic] will be ours. Wait, what’s happening?” said Don Jr.
Trump Boys Put Nobel Peace Prize In Microwave
WASHINGTON—Checking to see if the prestigious award was real by placing the medal on the glass turntable and hitting the potato button, Eric Trump and Donald Trump Jr. reportedly microwaved the 2025 N...
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January 24, 2026 at 1:00 AM
“Bye, bye Abraham Lincoln! We’re going to turn you into slime, and then the Hotel Prize in Appliance [sic] will be ours. Wait, what’s happening?” said Don Jr.
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Medieval Scribe Keeps Forgetting ‘Whence/Whither’ Rule
January 22, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Medieval Scribe Keeps Forgetting ‘Whence/Whither’ Rule
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Explanation Of Board Game Rules Peppered With Reassurances That It Will Be Fun https://theonion.com/explanation-of-board-game-rules-peppered-with-reassuran-1819579569/
January 21, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Explanation Of Board Game Rules Peppered With Reassurances That It Will Be Fun https://theonion.com/explanation-of-board-game-rules-peppered-with-reassuran-1819579569/
Wake Up Dead Man: A Knives Out Mystery was fantabulous
January 21, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Wake Up Dead Man: A Knives Out Mystery was fantabulous
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A Christianity that sides with the empire over the immigrant, the poor, the sick, the hungry, the marginalized, the vulnerable, and the oppressed, is a Christianity that follows someone other than Jesus.
January 21, 2026 at 9:56 PM
A Christianity that sides with the empire over the immigrant, the poor, the sick, the hungry, the marginalized, the vulnerable, and the oppressed, is a Christianity that follows someone other than Jesus.
Sometimes I lie awake at night wondering if Mario Kart World is Mario Kart 9 or 10
January 21, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Sometimes I lie awake at night wondering if Mario Kart World is Mario Kart 9 or 10
I always think of the Bills as Greg’s Bills
January 18, 2026 at 3:44 AM
I always think of the Bills as Greg’s Bills
Buffalo hates Super Bowls
January 18, 2026 at 3:26 AM
Buffalo hates Super Bowls
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Conservatives Say Renée Good Was Brainwashed By Bible Into Loving Thy Neighbor https://theonion.com/conservatives-say-renee-good-was-brainwashed-by-bible-into-loving-thy-neighbor/
January 15, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Conservatives Say Renée Good Was Brainwashed By Bible Into Loving Thy Neighbor https://theonion.com/conservatives-say-renee-good-was-brainwashed-by-bible-into-loving-thy-neighbor/
Aaron Rodgers is just sitting there looking old and cold
January 13, 2026 at 4:03 AM
Aaron Rodgers is just sitting there looking old and cold
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Man Spends Whole Day Dreading Fun Activity He Signed Up For https://theonion.com/man-spends-whole-day-dreading-fun-activity-he-signed-up-1819579571/
January 2, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Man Spends Whole Day Dreading Fun Activity He Signed Up For https://theonion.com/man-spends-whole-day-dreading-fun-activity-he-signed-up-1819579571/
Finished up Metroid Prime 4, then immediately started another runthrough
Prob my GOTY
Prob my GOTY
January 4, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Finished up Metroid Prime 4, then immediately started another runthrough
Prob my GOTY
Prob my GOTY
Point of no return in Metroid Prime 4.
There is still one door in Flare Pool I can’t figure out, and I know I missed a few scans, but I got all the other upgrades marked by visual cues on the map.
God only knows if I’ll stumble upon something else. Prob not gonna 100%, but time to finish this up.
There is still one door in Flare Pool I can’t figure out, and I know I missed a few scans, but I got all the other upgrades marked by visual cues on the map.
God only knows if I’ll stumble upon something else. Prob not gonna 100%, but time to finish this up.
January 2, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Point of no return in Metroid Prime 4.
There is still one door in Flare Pool I can’t figure out, and I know I missed a few scans, but I got all the other upgrades marked by visual cues on the map.
God only knows if I’ll stumble upon something else. Prob not gonna 100%, but time to finish this up.
There is still one door in Flare Pool I can’t figure out, and I know I missed a few scans, but I got all the other upgrades marked by visual cues on the map.
God only knows if I’ll stumble upon something else. Prob not gonna 100%, but time to finish this up.
Games I’m currently playing:
Metroid Prime 4
Mario Kart World
Madden 26
On deck:
Professor Layton atNWoS
Resident Evil 9
Okami 2
Backlog:
I don’t have one
Metroid Prime 4
Mario Kart World
Madden 26
On deck:
Professor Layton atNWoS
Resident Evil 9
Okami 2
Backlog:
I don’t have one
December 22, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Games I’m currently playing:
Metroid Prime 4
Mario Kart World
Madden 26
On deck:
Professor Layton atNWoS
Resident Evil 9
Okami 2
Backlog:
I don’t have one
Metroid Prime 4
Mario Kart World
Madden 26
On deck:
Professor Layton atNWoS
Resident Evil 9
Okami 2
Backlog:
I don’t have one
It took me way too long to figure out how to get the ice chip
#MetroidPrime4
#MetroidPrime4
December 16, 2025 at 1:03 AM
It took me way too long to figure out how to get the ice chip
#MetroidPrime4
#MetroidPrime4