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Someone needs to tell Trump that Greenland isn't really as big as it looks on the map.
January 15, 2026 at 4:40 PM
Someone needs to tell Trump that Greenland isn't really as big as it looks on the map.
Say it with me now: OIL COMPANIES ARE NOT GOING TO PRODUCE MORE SO THEY CAN LOWER THE PRICE FOR US AND MAKE LESS PROFIT FOR THEMSELVES. That would be stupid.
January 5, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Say it with me now: OIL COMPANIES ARE NOT GOING TO PRODUCE MORE SO THEY CAN LOWER THE PRICE FOR US AND MAKE LESS PROFIT FOR THEMSELVES. That would be stupid.
Ok. I'm genuinely asking. I subscribe to the "Black don't Crack" theory. It has been proven over and over. But I'm watching Stranger Things. All the kids aged significantly, but the two black kids look like they are 40 years old now. Especially the little girl. What's going on?
December 24, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Ok. I'm genuinely asking. I subscribe to the "Black don't Crack" theory. It has been proven over and over. But I'm watching Stranger Things. All the kids aged significantly, but the two black kids look like they are 40 years old now. Especially the little girl. What's going on?
Me: Almost exclusively listens to podcasts on Spotify.
Current podcast episode ends.
Spotify: "I know what you want to listen to...Christmas music!"
Me: "No Spotify. Play the next podcast in my queue."
Spotify: "Oh, ok."
Podcast ends.
Spotify: "Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock..."
Current podcast episode ends.
Spotify: "I know what you want to listen to...Christmas music!"
Me: "No Spotify. Play the next podcast in my queue."
Spotify: "Oh, ok."
Podcast ends.
Spotify: "Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock..."
December 17, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Me: Almost exclusively listens to podcasts on Spotify.
Current podcast episode ends.
Spotify: "I know what you want to listen to...Christmas music!"
Me: "No Spotify. Play the next podcast in my queue."
Spotify: "Oh, ok."
Podcast ends.
Spotify: "Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock..."
Current podcast episode ends.
Spotify: "I know what you want to listen to...Christmas music!"
Me: "No Spotify. Play the next podcast in my queue."
Spotify: "Oh, ok."
Podcast ends.
Spotify: "Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock..."
I wonder how soon Trump will pardon the pipe bomb guy. I mean, he looked like just a tourist to me.
December 5, 2025 at 1:59 PM
I wonder how soon Trump will pardon the pipe bomb guy. I mean, he looked like just a tourist to me.
It's not about neutralizing the threat, it's about making sure there are no survivors to tell what happened.
December 3, 2025 at 1:42 AM
It's not about neutralizing the threat, it's about making sure there are no survivors to tell what happened.
It's weird to me that all of these Crypto Bros freak out when someone mentions Socialism or Communism. I don't think they fully understand the concept of the Blockchain.
November 5, 2025 at 3:26 PM
It's weird to me that all of these Crypto Bros freak out when someone mentions Socialism or Communism. I don't think they fully understand the concept of the Blockchain.
I saw a friend post this and I couldn't figure out if they were serious. I honestly think they don't see the irony at all.
October 30, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I saw a friend post this and I couldn't figure out if they were serious. I honestly think they don't see the irony at all.
Maybe EVERYONE should just wear masks so ICE can't identify anyone.
October 17, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Maybe EVERYONE should just wear masks so ICE can't identify anyone.
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there's a weird feedback loop where the media's reaction to kirk's death pushes you to speak more ill of the dead than you otherwise would because it's the only reasonable response to the simpering praise they're heaping on him
September 13, 2025 at 2:19 AM
there's a weird feedback loop where the media's reaction to kirk's death pushes you to speak more ill of the dead than you otherwise would because it's the only reasonable response to the simpering praise they're heaping on him
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Maybe don’t use ice cap melting AI in your “oh no ice caps are melting” article
August 22, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Maybe don’t use ice cap melting AI in your “oh no ice caps are melting” article
I do not know how to express how absolutely insane it is to hear Donald Trump day the words "Treason" and "They tried to steal the election" and he's talking about someone other than himself.
We are living in bizarro world.
We are living in bizarro world.
July 22, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I do not know how to express how absolutely insane it is to hear Donald Trump day the words "Treason" and "They tried to steal the election" and he's talking about someone other than himself.
We are living in bizarro world.
We are living in bizarro world.
I can't wait for the day when Elon Lawnmower Man's himself into Grok and goes away forever.
July 12, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I can't wait for the day when Elon Lawnmower Man's himself into Grok and goes away forever.
You know who doesn't seem to want armed ICE agents raiding cities on horseback? The people who live in those cities. Weird.
July 8, 2025 at 1:34 AM
You know who doesn't seem to want armed ICE agents raiding cities on horseback? The people who live in those cities. Weird.
“If we didn’t have the National Guard on call and ready, they would rip Los Angeles apart,” Trump said. I think I remember this song. Something about an old woman and a fly.
June 16, 2025 at 1:50 PM
“If we didn’t have the National Guard on call and ready, they would rip Los Angeles apart,” Trump said. I think I remember this song. Something about an old woman and a fly.
Waiting to see my first Cybertruck with a bumper sticker that says, "I Bought This Before He Was Kicked Out Of The Fasciest Regime."
June 5, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Waiting to see my first Cybertruck with a bumper sticker that says, "I Bought This Before He Was Kicked Out Of The Fasciest Regime."
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oh was a run for governor 17-years-old?
May 22, 2025 at 1:07 AM
oh was a run for governor 17-years-old?
Canceling funding for PBS is absolutely something the Evil Empire would have done.
May 5, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Canceling funding for PBS is absolutely something the Evil Empire would have done.
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If you had said in October that if Trump were elected hed end up purging the NSC at the behest of Laura Loomer and ordering Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth to fire the director of the NSA, you’d have been accused of having a terminal case of Trump Derangement Syndrome.
April 4, 2025 at 11:24 AM
If you had said in October that if Trump were elected hed end up purging the NSC at the behest of Laura Loomer and ordering Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth to fire the director of the NSA, you’d have been accused of having a terminal case of Trump Derangement Syndrome.
I am proud that I can say, I've never done ANYTHING because Laura Loomer told me to.
April 3, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I am proud that I can say, I've never done ANYTHING because Laura Loomer told me to.
He's doing it on April 2nd, so no one mistakes it for an April Fool's joke. BECAUSE IT'S SO STUPID!!!
March 6, 2025 at 2:51 PM
He's doing it on April 2nd, so no one mistakes it for an April Fool's joke. BECAUSE IT'S SO STUPID!!!
It's like Elon has never run a company before. There is a balance between efficiency and effectiveness. He's just focused on moving as fast as he can regardless of the mistakes.
February 28, 2025 at 3:55 AM
It's like Elon has never run a company before. There is a balance between efficiency and effectiveness. He's just focused on moving as fast as he can regardless of the mistakes.
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trump: I’m going to protect women
women: no thank you
trump: I’m gonna do it
women: please don’t
trump: I have kicked those 7 trans girls off the jv volleyball team
women: what
trump: and brought back andrew tate
women: why
trump: YOU’RE WELCOME WOMEN also you can’t vote anymore
women: no thank you
trump: I’m gonna do it
women: please don’t
trump: I have kicked those 7 trans girls off the jv volleyball team
women: what
trump: and brought back andrew tate
women: why
trump: YOU’RE WELCOME WOMEN also you can’t vote anymore
February 27, 2025 at 5:06 PM
trump: I’m going to protect women
women: no thank you
trump: I’m gonna do it
women: please don’t
trump: I have kicked those 7 trans girls off the jv volleyball team
women: what
trump: and brought back andrew tate
women: why
trump: YOU’RE WELCOME WOMEN also you can’t vote anymore
women: no thank you
trump: I’m gonna do it
women: please don’t
trump: I have kicked those 7 trans girls off the jv volleyball team
women: what
trump: and brought back andrew tate
women: why
trump: YOU’RE WELCOME WOMEN also you can’t vote anymore
So the answer is to import eggs. What about the tariffs?
February 26, 2025 at 10:01 PM
So the answer is to import eggs. What about the tariffs?
Seems like the motto of this administration is: "Move fast. Break literally everything. Make yourself rich. Give yourself a tax break. Pardon yourself. Run away."
February 25, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Seems like the motto of this administration is: "Move fast. Break literally everything. Make yourself rich. Give yourself a tax break. Pardon yourself. Run away."