memes are just the comic section of the newspaper

I bring a sort of “will cry at the thought of my extremely healthy dog eventually dying” sort of vibe to the function that people just can’t get enough of.

this is not the time for april fool’s day pranks we simply do not have the constitution

Elon Musk is a terrible president.

It’s wild to have two cats and have one of them be just so much more dumb.

My seven year old niece, listening to In The End by Linkin Park: “He’s got a fixed mindset— that’s not very healthy.”

the beautiful dance between working hard enough to have job security but not hard enough to have serious responsibilities

Postcard from my collection titled “The Rivals”. Undated.

I am certain that Selina Meyer in Veep is based off of Martha Stewart.

Me: Ugh eggs are vile I cannot stand them
Me, when the egg yolk has been scooped out, mixed with mayo, mustard, and spices, and piped back in: Spectacular, incredible, divine, gorgeous, one of god’s finest creations! I’ll take a whole tray.

Years ago, my first crochet project was this tiny scarf for my dog. The crochet work was decidedly bad, but look how cute she is??

nothing has ever been heavier than my pets when they lay on the blanket I’m trying to use

Starting a petition for someone to teach Lisa Barlow how to say the word “frustrating” #rhoslc