oh it's been a while but i'm PRETTY sure i remember how to post, let me just get my microblogging hat on here
[pulls out a tiny little PRESS fedora which perfectly fits on the tip of my middle finger. like cinderella's slipper]
og sht it's har tp type wih my microblpgging h;at o

child: In that game, the good guys kill all the bad guys, which is kinda like being a bad guy

kind of like a bluesky icon early warning system

By the end of the weekend I expect to see a lecture about medieval road design in the Grand Duchy of Moscow and road weight limits on the Ring Roads.

may I offer you a Jeppson’s in these trying times?

*narrows eyes* that sounds like something cheese puffs would say

in my first interactions here i've had to block all the ai bots that immediately followed me
we are so back

bluesky has got that dopamine rush from getting likes... the equivalent on mastodon was an IT guy with a ponytail replying "hmm?" to one of your posts

Time to choose a slightly more secure password than I’d originally gone with, I guess….

oh nice, think I haven’t gotten a three-letter name on one of these since peach.cool